Unless it involves which pop star recently took a bikini vacation, I don’t know much about pop music these days. So I don’t know if Ariana Grande was up for an award at the 58th annual Grammys last night, or if she was just presenting. But I do know she was looking red hot, and that’s got to be worth something, right? Isn’t that how these things work? The hottest ones win? If not, this whole thing is rigged. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I am not a fan of Christina Milian or her comeback tour. Where she’s managed to leverage everything she can doing the low level tricks of fame whoring to get followers and attention… She was a one hit wonder, who had a kid with this dude who is a very famous producer and has song writing credits on major hits, so many that when they were together he was able to get her on some, because he probably knew the residuals would mean less alimony since bitch doesn’t work…. She’s a second tier host on a singing show that is hugely successful, working as their social media person, but only this past year has been able to get a following because she gets more and more aggressive with her pics..because tits get his.. So if it’s not some pool party, see through shirt, bikini paparazzi pics, it’s cleavage…as she knows how to get talked about…since we’re all as basic as she is in her hustle… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian’s Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know it’s rare to see Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman in something other than a bikini, but here’s the two Bikini A Day bloggers in workout gear for a photoshoot for Self Magazine . And you know, now that I’m not as distracted by their funbags as I usually am, I’m not sure if these two are actually that fit. They’re basically just regular chicks with a big Instagram following. We need to get these two on a real exercise regime that involves more than just lifting their arms to take bikini selfies. And I’d be happy to be their new gym buddy. I think 30-45 seconds of cardio with a fellow blogger a few times a week would be a great place to start. Call me! » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Chloe Moretz is overrated, but she’s in a bikini laying in the grass, with her belly hanging out, which to some would be confirmation of her being overrated, but the reality is when a tit is in a bikini, battling it out with Gravity Waves in some weird “spooning” position, I can appreciate her, even if none of the movies she’s done have been interesting to me, but in her defense, I don’t care about 14 year old girls in spandex superhero outfits, it’s not really my thing…but bikinis…in selfies…I can handle… The post Chloe Moretz Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vacation is over for Hilary Duff, she’s back on set for some TV show you’ve probably never seen or heard of because who the fuck cares about Hilary Duff…or her excitement over a mini van, because it’s not a G Wagon Benz…. This is me…. Driving a mini van ???????????????? A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Feb 10, 2016 at 6:55pm PST So I figure we should end the vacation, the right way, with hard Hilary Duff nipples, while covering her thick, muscular mom body… I may not be a Hilary Duff fan, as Hilary Duff fans are weird creeps who have been watching her every move the last two decades..but she doesn’t offend me, even though if there was a checklist of things that offend me, she’d be on the offensive side of things…but luckily I just don’t care and post bikini pics of anything that comes along…it’s a very pathetic life that I live… The post Hilary Duff’s Nipples Leave Maui of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Celebrate Carnival In Trinidad Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are keeping their Trinidad Carnival vacay rolling. The caked out comrades wore their full festive costumes for the final day of the big celebration…and of course Chyna had to showcase her assets: Hit the flip for more… Instagram
Hilary Duff’s divorce was finalized…which doesn’t change the fact that she’s built like a cross fit girl…and I don’t find that hot…but so many people do…I guess they are her original fans, her loyal fans, her creepy fans who are looking at geotags in pics to show up at her house or maybe they are just into a girl who has built up some bulk and muscle mass post baby-making…because they are used to obese chicks…I don’t know, I’ve seen cross fit girls naked over the year, I’ve watched them deadlift and squat hundreds of pounds before jumping into a series of Kipping pull ups and I’ve never though “look at that lady, I’d love to fuck”…however I have thought, I bet she can ride dick for hours without gassing out, and I bet she can squeeze those pussy muscles hard enough for my micr dick to feel at least one of the vagina walls…but fucking that from behind would be like fucking a dude from behind and if I wanted that…it’d be way easier than trying to K-Fed and prey on Hilary Duff, who is probably impossible to reach in a world where weird dudes are so passionate about her… She’s in a bikini, natural way to decompress from her hard, busy life…and deal with her failures in the eyes of the catholic church… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BULLDOG IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini to Celebrate her Divorce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .