I hope you guys aren’t too burnt out on bikini hotness from all those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue posts last week , because I’ve got something 20 times better for you perverts today: the latest bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Alyssa Arce . I just hope the guys over at SI are paying attention for next year, because forget that Ronda Rousey nonsense — this is what a real bikini model looks like. » view all 11 photos
Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….according to google it’s a hair product company…according to social media…some whore who knows how to work social media to establish a fan base like all the other whores…because bikini handstands are slutty enough but not too slutty because it’s just a girl having fun, so much fun she wants to show her fans – that we can assume are a bunch of pervert dudes into girls playing off their half nakedness as innocent and cute…right….. What I am trying to say is that this is all so amazing. What a time to live… The post Madison Reed Doing a Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve never heard of Model Volleyball before, which is crazy because it combines two of my favorite things in the whole world: hot wannabes and bikinis. But according to my sources, Instagram models from all over gathered in Miami over the weekend for the 2016 tournament. And apparently it’s a place where they can take bikini pictures, post them on Instagram and prove to family, friends, and rich dudes that they’re actually “real” models. Genius! I just wish I’d thought of it first. » view all 31 photos
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin , Chanel Iman , Chrissy Teigen , Gigi Hadid , Hailey Clauson , Hannah Ferguson , Nina Agdal , and Robyn Lawley , and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I stopped caring about celebrity “journalism” ever since Maria Menounos and her sweet Greek booty left Extra , but I might have a new favorite TV host after these pictures of Stephanie Bauer and her super cute cleavage at Universal Music Group’s 2016 Grammy After Party. Apparently she’s an entertainment “reporter” for Access Hollywood , which is kind of like calling me a bikini “reporter,” but who cares? I’m trying to be nice right now, on the off chance it gives me access to what’s under that dress. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids… More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s not shocking at all that Naomi Watts looks incredible in a bikini. Seeing her fantastic bikini body will no doubt give you a little jolt in your pants. I don’t know if sparks will fly, but you will for sure feel a little hot under the collar. … read more
Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls.. The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort…. Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes… If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo “The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day” Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I remember the first time I experienced the white bikini in real life. I was at a pool and the girl in the white bikini didn’t realize that her full coinslot pussy was pretty much visible…and she just walked around in what seemed to be covered up…but her pussy was fully fucking visible…and I don’t know about you, but I know that I love seeing girls who would never fuck me pussy….it’s the best kind of pussy since girl who wants to fuck me pussy is just fucking too available…so now whenever I see a whilte bikini…I look at the pussy, even in pics of characters like this Mylene Klass, some millionaire mom oin her 50s from the UK, who is famous for being in a band you’ve never heard of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .