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Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day

Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”… I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work…. Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote… “I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.” She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus… Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean… The post Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day

Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”… I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work…. Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote… “I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.” She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus… Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean… The post Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Is A Real Model Now

I guess I should’ve known it was only a matter of time before Bella Thorne graduated from Instagram modeling to real modeling, and here’s the latest photoshoot from my current favorite ginger. But the good news is, unlike some of her fellow Instagram models, Bella’s actually got talent. Especially in the chest region. So here’s hoping this isn’t the last photoshoot we see from her. And more importantly, that next time they remember to put her in a bikini and/or lingerie. You know, to maximize her “talents.”

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Bella Thorne Is A Real Model Now

I guess I should’ve known it was only a matter of time before Bella Thorne graduated from Instagram modeling to real modeling, and here’s the latest photoshoot from my current favorite ginger. But the good news is, unlike some of her fellow Instagram models, Bella’s actually got talent. Especially in the chest region. So here’s hoping this isn’t the last photoshoot we see from her. And more importantly, that next time they remember to put her in a bikini and/or lingerie. You know, to maximize her “talents.”

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Instagram Model Kendal Jenner Is A Terrible Real Model

I think Kendall Jenner should probably just stick to Instagram modeling from now on, because her latest attempt at real modeling for the March issue of W Korea is just really, really bad. I mean, she doesn’t even know how to model a hand-bra properly. Anyway, I’d be happy to help teach her if she really wants to learn, but honestly, I think she’s better off just taking bikini selfies like a normal rich hottie.

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Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day

What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day… Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that…. The post Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day

Some people like to think that the hookers that Leo hooks up with are actually not his clients, but he is their client, you know standard hooker / john situation only the girls who are living the model dream, getting that stamp of approval with his A-Lister dick, are actually his clients, since it’s the best fucking publicity a cunt that like rich and famous dudes can get… The world gets so excited by young pussy he sticks his dick in, even though there are 1000s of women he sticks his dick in, and probably even more dudes…thats just the life of fucking anything you want and trying to keep things exciting… I wonder if there will one day be a support group for all the hookers he’s banged out, or maybe they’ll just be married / pregnant with other rich dudes…as they do…because rich dudes who aren’t famous love famous guy sloppy seconds, it makes them feel adequate..weird… Where as these girls who fuck him get Victoria’s Secret contracts…good times.. The post Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella THorne of the Day

Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty… I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause… She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18…. Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out.. In a bikini… The post Bella THorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa topeless images

Joanna Krupa ditched the top have of her bikini to work on her tan lines The Polish model showed off her incredible figure in a skimpy clad in a geometric print bikini. Joanna Krupa sunbathed topless aboard a luxury yacht with husband Romain Zago on Monday before filming wild water party scenes for a rumoured return to reality TV They were soon joined by a horde of equally scantily clad horde of females, as well as a whole film crew to capture them. The gang then kicked off a wild party on th

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Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day

Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics.. At least rich guys will still fly her around.. The post Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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