Bella Hadid may not be as hot as a K-Pop band’s insane music video featuring Korean girls twerking and dancing like strippers…but she’s got more Plastic surgery than those girls, who are trying to whitify themselves to look more Hollywood, only she’s doing it to be more like a model…and people are buying into it…. She is more North Korean and robotic than K-Pop..and here she is in Bootleg Vogue, you know Korean Market Vogue, because she’s the Bootleg Hadid sister, which is pretty bootleg, considering the one she’s a bootleg of is still only a model because she’s a rich kid… I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”… I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work…. Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote… “I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.” She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus… Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean… The post Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….
It’s not known if there is a sex tape featuring Courtney Robertson from The Bachelor. But if there is, Vivid Entertainment would like to buy it. For $1 million. Heck, they’d also pay her that to make one from scratch. “There is no doubt that Courtney is the hottest girl ever on [the show],” Steve Hirsch, CEO / founder of Vivid and apparently not a longtime fan of the show, says. “We would definitely like to buy an existing tape, or if she prefers, produce one with her … this tape could definitely be worth as much as $1 million,” he adds. Seriously?! Maybe if it were auto-tuned like this viral hit: Courtney Robertson Auto-Tuned Vivid is famous for releasing such material, including one starring Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, and of course the infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape. For now, Courtney Robertson , a 28-year-old brunette who’s like, a model, is still in the running for Ben Flajnik’s heart on the hit ABC (sur)reality series. Ben will meet her parents on tonight’s hometown date episode. He will also say the word “hometown” and “Courtney and I’s” relationship about 84 times. Will Courtney last beyond this evening’s installment? The Bachelor spoilers we’ve pulled together shed some light on that subject, so read if you dare!
The Celebrity Apprentice’s fifth-season premiere began with real estate mogul / blowhard / occasional political figure Donald Trump meeting with the season’s celebrity cast and revealing he would be breaking them up into teams based on gender. After the women lost, Patricia Velasquez then opted to take Cheryl Tiegs and Victoria Gotti back into the boardroom with her after Trump and his children (Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr.) debated the women’s failure and pinned it on both women. Ultimately, Cheryl Tiegs became the first candidate fired this season. Trump fired the supermodel and former True Beauty judge for her role in the first task, in which sandwiches were sold to charitable donors and customers for NYC delis. Patricia was clearly off the hook because her entire team agreed she did an excellent job despite the team losing the task, and the team was still successful overall. She went on to tell Trump she would ultimately fire Cheryl over Victoria because Victoria brought positive energy and passion that would help her team. Trump agreed. “I don’t think you feel comfortable in this environment … do you?” Trump asked Cheryl. “I don’t know if I fit into this group,” Cheryl replied. “I respect you for saying that and you’re dealing with some very strong personalities, and you’re just as strong as they are Cheryl – maybe stronger in your own way – but still, everyone on your team felt that you didn’t step up.” “You, yourself, admitted that you held back money. The fact is Cheryl, you’re an amazing success story. You’re an amazing woman, but for purposes of what we have to do here, Cheryl, you’re fired,” Trump explained. “To be honest with you, I think I did as good a job as I could. I’m telling you, I did a lot of things behind the scenes that nobody recognized or acknowledged … even though I’m a little teary-eyed, I’m happy. I don’t think this environment was right for me.” “I’m certainly as intelligent as any of the women, but there’s a toughness there that I don’t have and don’t ever want to have,” she said following her ouster.
