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Taylor Schilling’s See Through bikini of the Day

Her name is Taylor Schilling and she’s more than just a terrible, weirdly lesbian body, all boxy and flat chested, possibly overly muscular, or just awkwardly fat, in what we used to call “slim fat”… She’s from the show…Orange is the New Blck…where she probably plays a lesbian…and her bikini is See Through… So Look, but don’t touch yourself…it may make you gay or into tranny…but you didn’t need a terrible bikini shoot to know that… What I guess it comes down to is the see through bikini ,who cares what old lady it is on, because I like see through bikini…but more importantly…is Taylor Schilling good enough for Bill Cosby to rape…that’s the new basis or benchmark…or litmus test of whether she matters…because all I’ve heard about today is Bill Cosby this and Bill Cosby that…it’s been the year of Bill Cosby…and I guess by default Jello Pudding pops and Quaaludes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Schilling’s See Through bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something.. Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day

Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of… She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess  Brittny Gastineau  has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elena Satine Nipple of the Day

I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts…. It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV… So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve… Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in…. The post Elena Satine Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 12.29.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Casey Batchelor slips a nip on holiday ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Isabelle Cutrim nude for Emanuele Ferrari ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Candice Swanepoel nude at the beach ( egotasticallstars.com ) Tessa Fowler in and out of a sexy red baby doll dress ( boobieblog.com ) Rachel Sanders in a slingshot bikini ( thenipslip.com ) Movie Review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens ( doubleviking.com ) Iskra Lawrence puts the plus in plus-size model ( steakwood.com ) Five things I love about My Dirty Family by Kiki Daire ( fleshbot.com )

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Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits… Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything… That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Shares Christmas Eve Photo, Reveals Post-Baby Body

People around the world are still on the edge of their seat, awaiting their first look at little Saint West . But Kim Kardashian has at least now gone ahead and given them a look at… well… HER. Following a couple of teases (such as a photo that depicted the back of her braided head ), Kardashian shared a photo on her official website/app this weekend, one that features a full frontal snapshot of the reality star. A clothed full frontal snapshot, we should say. We know it gets confusing with all those Kim Kardashian nude photos out there. In any case, Kim is posing here with her husband, Kanye West, and her daughter, North West, standing in front of a Christmas tree at her mom’s house. “For as long as I can remember, my mom has hosted a Christmas Eve party, and this year’s was SO amazing!” Kim wrote along with the picture. “She put so much thought into all of the incredible details and the whole night felt so festive and fun surrounded by our friends and family. “We even had reindeer in the yard for the kids! North wanted her hair braided just like mine so we matched the whole night.” Kardashian, of course, has made a big deal of late out of losing all her pregnancy weight. She’s already shed 17 pounds and she continues to set a terrible example for young women everywhere, making it appear as if regaining one’s bikini body is all that matters in life. As you can see here, Kim is facing the camera, but she’s also rocking some very high-waisted pants, keeping her figure mostly a secret. Kanye, meanwhile, is not smiling. Because Kanye West never smiles . View Slideshow: 52 Totally Adorable North West Photos

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Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me… Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it… But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium… Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of…… I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop.. The post Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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