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Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow… I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal…. Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right? I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like… These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face… Yet they are so clown-like… Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over…. I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them… I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years… Yes, I hate fake tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading →

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Katie Cassidy Assumes Position

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know how people say good things come in threes? Well, here’s our third straight day of bikini pictures from Arrow star  Katie Cassidy , and they’re hands down the best ones yet. And while most other actresses are back home with their families “celebrating the holidays” or some crap, it’s nice to know that there are still hotties like Katie out there hard at work. Because I’m not too religious, but I’m pretty sure that’s the true meaning of Christmas: sexy bikini booty shots. Amen. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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A Collection of Candids from Candice Swanepoel’s Beach Bikini Shoot

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The amazing Candice Swanepoel recently went down to St. Barts for a Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot and there have been some amazing candids leaking out of the model getting down and dirty in the sand! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective…. I was with a couple old fags, you know the bitter 50 year old drunk, coked up queens who hate the new generation homo as much as you do, because they didn’t have to get gay bashed to enter their little sexual deviant club…and they were shitting on TRANS more than TRANS people probably let straight married guys shit on them…since TRANS porn is the highest selling category in porn…to straight people…because you’re all a bunch of faggots.. That said, this Karreuche Tran is not necessarily a trans, she could be, black rappers fucking love chicks with dicks, because they can beat them up without the backlash like they had with Rihanna…”This one’s a dude, I swear”…You see what I did there… But she is in a bikini, like TRANS want so bad to make happen, and her name is TRAN, and the only person who’s last name I knew that was TRAN was Vietnamese, and Vietnam is the hub for Lady Boys and sex tourism…making it all make fucking sense.. Don’t doubt my fucking logic assholes…here she is in a BIkini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guy Dragging A Log Down A Road

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything… Continue reading →

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Selena Gomez Knows How To Use Instagram

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Too many hotties out there don’t seem to know how to use Instagram properly, but luckily, Selena Gomez isn’t one of them. See, Instagram wasn’t made for posting pictures of your latte art, it was made for bikini selfies. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t pan out for Selena, I think she could have a very lucrative second career as a professional Instagram model. Yow! Continue reading →

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Knocked Up: Guess Which RHOA Star Is Planning To Have A Baby Next Year

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A Bravo star is ready to have a baby… Guess Which RHOA Star Is Planning To Get Pregnant A certain RHOA starlet is planning to follow in the footsteps of Kandi Burruss and conceive a child via in vitro fertilization. This lady is known for being involved in messy drama including at least one catch fade. This would be the first child for the RHOA star whose been open about wanting children. First time motherhood means that it could be Porsha Williams who admitted to being surprised to learn that her younger sister was having a baby before her, or Kenya Moore who might be ready to start a family at 40 plus. Who do YOU think is trying to get impregnated next year??? Hit the flip to see…

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Victoria’s Secret New Model Vita Sidorkina Looks Like BIG Trouble!

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model  Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew. » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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