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Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel…. Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body… I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole.. Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul… Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money… The post Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do. There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special. But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker… This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones…. The post Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Danielle Harris is the star of Free Willy….I know based on these pics of her fat ass you’re asking “was she the whale”…and the answer is no, it was 1991 and she was 14, so she was probably the girl your underage fetishizing ass jerked off to… She is actually not known for Free Willy, the movie you jerked off to her as a 14 year old in…she is known for being in every Halloween since Halloween 4 in 1988….and as you know horror, like sci/fi has insane fans, because you are one…and they probably go to Comicons and Horror Cons and Slasher Film cons to get her autography to stick to their wall with the semen they’ve jerked out of them to her pics… The post Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if girls realize that the number one place I look at when looking at a bikini pictures is the pussy definition… I realized at a young age, when it comes to girls I kmow, the tits are tits, and that you can make out a set of tits when a girl is in T-shirts, or even a sweater, it’s very hard for me to look at you and not know exactly how your tits hang, what the nipple size and color is and the other important things that come with tits…I’m an expert.. Pussy that shit leaves me in the dark…I can’t tell in pants, even most leggings, it’s just really hard to figure out if you’re dealing with a meaty pussy, an clit heave pussy, or a coinslot slit clamshell.. So once a girl gets in a bikini, get really wet in that bikini, everything…becomes clear…it all makes sense…and I know what I am dealing with… And when it comes to strangers, like this model Martha Hunt…who has posed naked and who is one of VICTORIA’S SECRET 10 NEW GIRLS , I guess to replace Candice… I prefer seeing her pussy definition to her tits, it’s just more curious, adventurous, mysterious, because tits…are tits…and pussy is everything…the gateway to a girl’s soul…or someshit.. The post Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”…. Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models… We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life….. Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb… Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything… The post Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariana Jimenez bikini picture

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miss Venezuela Mariana Jimenez,22, who stands 5’10″ (177.8cm) tall, will attempt to secure another crown for her country. Miss Grand Venezuela 2013 Mariana was designated as Miss Grand Venezuela and represented her country at Miss Grand International in 2013 edition in Bangkok, Thailand. At the pageant, she was placed as a Top 10 finalist. Miss Venezuela 2014 On October 9, 2014 during the final telecast Mariana was crowned Miss Venezuela 2014. She will represent Venezuela at Miss Universe 20

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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”…. Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is… I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know…. I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood… But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer bikini photos beach shoot images

Posted on December 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Schumer paraded her bikini body in a strapless green two-piece while stand up on a Paddle Board in the crystal clear island waters. The Comedy Central star displayed her curvaceous figure in a bandeau bikini and color coordinated bottoms. She went makeup-free and pulled back her long blonde tresses in a messy updo. Amy was on the receiving end of body-shaming comments online, But the hurtful messages haven#39;t affected the funny lady. She often pokes fun at her own body in her stan

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Demi Lovato bikini photoshoot images

Posted on December 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato looked fit and fabulous as she lounged on the beach in a black bandeau bikini in early January 2014. “Feeling healthy, feeling rested,” the former X Factor judge wrote alongside her selfie. “Y#39;all ain#39;t ready!!!!” Lovato released the lead single from Confident titled “Cool for the Summer” on July 1, 2015. On September 18, 2015, the title track “Confident” was released as the album#39;s second single. On October 17, 2015, she performed a “Cool for the Summer” and “Confident

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