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Kimmy Cakes Home From The Hospital With Baby Saint — But In Hiding ’Til She Drops Baby Weight

Kim Kardashian West Eager To Lose Pregnancy Pounds Kim Kardashian West and her son Saint are home (well at Kris Jenner’s for the time being) from the hospital, but don’t expect tons of appearances just yet… According to NY Daily News Confidenti@al : Kim Kardashian has left Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where she gave birth to baby boy Saint West — but don’t expect to see her ample assets again for a long time, a source tells Confidenti@l. “She will not be showing herself until she’s in tip top shape,” a source tells us. “She went to (mom) Kris (Jenner’s house). She’s there with Kanye and North. And why would she leave? She has everything she needs there, so she won’t be showing her face.” In 2013, Kim waited six months before revealing her postbaby bod in a white bikini on the December issue of Us Weekly. The headline read: “My body is back! No gimmicks, no surgery!” Our insider adds that Kim’s diet and exercise plan will be even more “intense” this time around, confirming that her new nursery, bedroom and closets — temporarily transformed from bedrooms for Kim and hubby Kanye West — have been set up for months already and that Kris made sure her daughter arrived home to her own, separate full staff. “Kim is so hands-on, but also has nurses and baby nurses around the clock. They were waiting for her at the house even when she was in the hospital,” adds our source, who says that in six weeks, Kim will begin a rigorous workout routine and diet. Our source dishes that Kardashian has a personal chef at the house just for her. She will also have a trainer come daily once she can do strenuous exercise. So we’re looking at a potentially Kim-free December and January? Wow. However will the world continue to turn? Just kidding. Nesting is what it’s all about. We hope Kim is serious about taking some time away from the spotlight to nurture her newborn and spend more precious moments with Nori and Yeezy. As for the baby weight stuff — we feel for her. The average woman isn’t expected to bounce back so fast but celebs and especially Kim expectations are high. Hit the flip to find out which Kardashian found the newest West’s name funny? AKM-GSI

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Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day

I guess there is no loyalty in the model world, or maybe there is no exclusivity agreement, or maybe Victoria’s Secret owns H&M, because why else would they allow a model they created, promote their shit, even if she’s got two kids and is on the verge of irrelevance…. I can only assume this is a “we have a dozen hotter and younger girls than Alessandra, but we’re in contract with her, let’s present this H&M gig as a deal to her, in our model trade wars, and make her think we’re trying to give her the best deal, when really we just don’t want her in VS anymore”… Because when you’re a model, interchangeable, you don’t fuck with your lifeline, so this is their doing…and why VS would want to give her to H&M is simpe…she’s old and a mom…. I hate bikini ecommerce catalog pics..but here they are… If you’re more into her in MAXIM, here that is…naked with fake tit… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iskra Lawrence: Meet the Instagram Model With the Kardashian Curves

You may not know the name Iskra Lawrence yet , but the model, body positivity activist, and blogger is earning a lot of attention on social media these days. And it's certainly not hard to see why. But while, her sudden rise in popularity is due in part to her Kardashian-like curves , Iskra is bringing a lot more to the table than just an eye-catching badonkadonk. Iskra's pics are usually accompanied by uplifting messages to her fans, and she awesomely refers to her “stretch marks and varicose veins” as “tiger stripes and lightning bolts.” “I never thought I'd love my body, in my teens I was called fat so many times by the fashion industry I am now numb to it,” Iskra wrote on a recent post. “Because I know that this body is for more than what it looks like and I am more than a label, a size I'm one of a kind and so are you.” Judging by her Instagram page, it seems that Iskra combines Kim's figure with Khloe's sense of humor and Kylie's media savvy.  She's basically like the curvaceous Megatron of Instagram, and we can't wait to see more of her. 1. Iskra Lawrence Flaunts Her Assets Iskra Lawrence knows her best angles. Here she is showing off two of them. 2. Iskra Lawrence Butt Selfie Iskra might be the new master of the butt selfie. Be afraid, Kardashians. 3. Iskra Lawrence Bikini Photo Iskra in a bikini. The girl knows how to keep her followers happy. 4. Iskra Lawrence Looks Back The girl’s got a bright future. But she’s also got a lot to look back on, if ya know what we mean. 5. Iskra Lawrence Modeling Pic It’s not all about the butt with Iskra. The girl looks amazing from any angle. 6. Iskra Lawrence in Jeans Iskra rocking a pair of jeans. We’re guessing she had them specially made. View Slideshow

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Kim Kardashian: Check Out My HUGE Baby Bump!

In her own words,  Kim Kardashian says she feels “fat as f-ck” at the moment. This is true, of course, but it comes with a caveat: The 35-year old is nine months pregnant and everything. And after gaining so much weight… seeing her ankles swell up… experiencing a breached baby… and then going through a painful procedure in which she fixed this breach, it’s clear Kim is ready to give birth. We know this because she says so. “Ready whenever you are lol,” Kardashian Tweeted along with this photo of her large baby bump. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs! Earlier this week, Kim also reiterated that she’s gained 60 pounds in her second pregnancy. She says she is going to be realistic about getting her pre-baby body back once she gives birth. “A few weeks to go and 60 pounds up! I look at other celebrities and Instagram girls who are literally so skinny right after giving birth,” she wrote. “How is that possible?!?! F–k, I hope people don’t expect that from me, LOL!” Sigh . No, Kim. No one expects anything from you when it comes to weight loss. Only you are obsessed with setting a bad example and focusing so heavily on post-birth weight loss. One’s body changes a great deal after having a baby and most women see that as a small price to pay for the miracle of motherhood. “I’m focused and I love the challenge of getting my body back and feeling good again, BUT I am going to be a little bit more realistic,” Kardashian concluded. Yes, good. Thank you. Maybe focus on the challenge of a new baby before you worry about how you’ll look in a bikini next summer. View Slideshow: The Evolution of Kim Kardashian’s Smile

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Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day

Genevieve Morton has been either working out every fucking day all day because she’s been fat the last 5 years and no one treated her like other fat models…even though she had fake tits..always being the second rate citizen in the fat model in the bikini model world… Or she’s getting her fat sucked out of her….and posting pics of it…because she likes to mock herself and the fact that she’s 40 and this is her last big titty shot.. I consider her a friend…a friend who helped her realize in her career she can’t be fat…but if you’re a blogger you can…lucky me… The post Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Larter Nude for Twitter of the Day

Unlike George Zimmerman – (see earlier post) – Ali Larter doesn’t get deleted off twitter for her strategic nude selfies…because they are black and white and “artistic”…bullshit… And because she’s a celebrity, even though I don’t really remember her from much beyond a Whipped Cream bikini…but that’s celebrity enough for twitter to not fuck with her…because when a celebrity uses your app, or site, as they do…you must treat them with the utmost respect.. Like I do…you’re all a bunch of low level talentless hookers who convinced yourselves and each other that you matter or that you have talent – when really it’s all about money and ego until you Stone Temple Pilot your narcissistic self… RIP Motherfucker. All this to say – every girl wants to be naked…always…yay! The post Ali Larter Nude for Twitter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute… But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me… She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass… So much porn, so little time.. The post Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day

Road Rage in Panama Husband Sets House on Fire….Drives Motorbike Into It Treadmill Wood Transport 300 Whales Wash Up in Patagonia Baby Goat Hop… Monkey VS Motorbike The post Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day

Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring… But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes… Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something… The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars… She’s hot, boring pics though. The post Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Extra Big Mouth

I’m not sure what  Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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