I’m pretty sure Miranda Lambert is a country music star or something, which probably explains why we don’t see much of her on this site. For some reason, you don’t see many hotties wearing bikinis out on the ranch. But Miranda made the cover of Cosmopolitan this month, and I have to say, I’m pretty impressed. With cleavage like this, I think Miranda could have a solid second career as a bikini model. Or at the very least, a bikini-wearing personal assistant to a very busy celebrity blogger. I’m willing to give it a trial run if she is. Call me!
I’ve always known that Sarah Hyland had serious hottie potential, but too often, she wastes it in some boring red carpet outfit . Luckily though, the Modern Family cutie did a photoshoot for some magazine called Remix and they actually managed to get her in a swimsuit. Granted, it’s not a bikini or lingerie or better yet, nothing at all, but hey, it’s a start. And hopefully it’ll lead to more where this came from. You know, like a gateway shoot. Fingers crossed.
Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on… When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work… As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing… And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live… Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF LOHAN PARTYING CLICK HERE The post Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Joanna Krupa braless in a see-through little black dress ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Emma Watson’s left nipple—AT LAST—in Porter Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Summer St. Claire strips out of her lingerie for bathtime ( egotasticallstars.com ) Darcie Dolce examines her naked body in the mirror ( boobieblog.com ) Australian model Jessica Hart’s pokies in a bikini ( thenipslip.com ) The kids will go nuts for this rollicking and fun new Batman v Superman trailer ( doubleviking.com ) Abigail Ratchford recreates Kate Upton’s bikini popsicle photo ( steakwood.com ) It’s always the season for a naked witch ( fleshbot.com )
Brielle Zolciak may still be best known as the daughter of unstable reality star Kim Zolciak, but with a half a million Instagram followers and a fondness for posting racy selfies and sharing every intimate detail of her life online, the 18-year-old clearly has designs on becoming famous in her own right. Unlike so many young social media starlets, Brielle is open about undergoing certain surgical “enhancements” in order to achieve her ideal look. Brielle admitted to having her lips plumped , and has stated that she's not opposed to having more work done in the future. It's refreshing, as even Kim Zolciak denies getting plastic surgery , despite the fact that most of her fans have functioning eyes and brains. Hopefully, Brielle won't take things too far, but we have to admit that her willingness to go under the knife to “perfect” her look lends an interesting “before and after” quality to some of her Instagram pics. Check 'em out below, and she if you can guess what she's had tweaked. 1. Brielle Zolciak Bikini Pic Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s teenage daughter, looks like a combination of her mom and Kylie Jenner in this Instagram photo. All three women have demonstrated a profound love of selfies. 2. Brielle Zolciak on Insta Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s daughter, gives us a Kylie-esque pout. Her mom would be proud. No seriously, she is basically mimicking her mom’s every move on social media. 3. Brielle and Kim Zolciak on the Red Carpet Brielle and Kim are more than just mother and daughter. They’re besties and business partners as well. 4. Brielle Zolciak in a Bikini on Instagram Brielle spends a lot of time in bikinis. As far as we can tell rocking swimwear and posting selfies are the only two activities she engages in. 5. Zolciak Family Bikini Photo Brielle has a bit of a strange relationship with her mother and sisters. 6. Brielle Zolciak on Don’t Be Tardy Brielle on her mother’s reality show. Don’t be surprised if she launches her own spinoff in the very near future. View Slideshow
Bella Thorne is the future…..at least according to all the internet blogs that post pics of chicks…because they are written by perverts into looking at chicks….for dudes who are also perverts into looking at chicks…because they are too “lazy”…to get actual chicks…and by lazy, I mean pathetic and incapable of talking to girls… She’s everywhere, which must be exhausting for a 50 year old, pretending to be an 18 year old, who has a rocking body that hardly looks 18, but that still looks amazing for its age… I guess what it comes down to is – thank god for Stage parents from florida, who choose hollywood over meth in the trailer park and stupid sized fake tits…..the reasonable sized one asre much better. Here is the video…of her celebrating being 18…at 50 Here are some pics… Here she is for snapchat on thanksgiving…perverts… Here is her less successful sister, also from the same fame whoring family, maximizing her sister’s success, with some big tits in a small bikini pics…she blocked me on instagram, so I don’t like this one…but tits in a small bikini have no hate…or anger…no matter what horrible person they are on…they belong to the world… The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
40 year old Jolene Blalock…seems to have taken up body building…because these are some veiny fucking bikini pics of a woman in her 40s on vacation for thanksgiving… She’s the star of Star Trek Enterprise, I have no idea if she’s ever done anything else, but when she was in her 20s, I remember her on the cover of men’s magazines being hot… This…is an interesting iteration of that… I mean…do you prefer your 40 year olds to not be rock solid veiny, to the point of looking sick, or even diseased or even some kind of terrifying action figure….you know to your typical doughy mom body…or do you just do what I do…and fuck 20 year olds… This is so fucking gross… The post Jolene Blalock in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always assume that Danica Patrick is Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years, but I think that may be another Danica…or maybe her name isn’t even Danica, the fuck if I know…this Danica Patrick…is the NASCAR driver, a sport I don’t watch, but that I assume you watch, because I attract that level of quality, sophisticated, trailer park dwelling, looking for tit reader…you know the white, racist, lowest common forum of human, who like fake tits, and fast cars…I call it Florida… I don’t know if she’s ever won anything but the right to tbe the only or the first woman driver in a men’s world…which is surprising because what I know about NASCAR is that girls can’t drive for shit, and it’s full of accidents… Well, she’s in a bikini with her fake titty friends…and I guess that’s news…. The post Danica Patrick Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I give thanks for THANKSGIVING!!! I give thanks for internet!!! Because it is the worst thing ever….people can’t handle its power…and it will ruin humanity… I give thanks to the internet….and girls… Definitely thankful for Girls… Here are some morning links for thanksgivng in the USA, because it is not thanksgiving here…. ‘ Some WWE Chick For You To Jerk Off To… CLICK HERE Courtney Stodden VS Wool CLICK HERE Brenda Song Cleavage CLICK HERE Animals Who Are Thankful for Nothing CLICK HERE Holly Holm on Late Night CLICK HERE The Biggest Thanksgiving Myths & Legends, Debunked CLICK HERE Natasha Oakley Fat Ass in a Bikini CLICK HERE Some Chicks with Sports Team Merch…. CLICK HERE The Bustiest Turkeys You Won’t Be Able to Resist CLICK HERE Billionaire Buys Dinner for 400 US Soldiers CLICK HERE The post I give Thanks For Morning Hangover Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
