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Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Low rent model, Dani Thorne, is in a low rent Photoshoot, for what I assume is a low rent campaign, for a low rent company, or a low rent photographer, who like Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the mix, with what we can assume was a little jealousy, before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model for instagram, than a Disney Star…or whatever Bella Thorne is…becasue instagram is EVERYTHING…assholes.. I prefer when they ARE IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …but only because I have an sister fetish…. The post Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Australian model and gold digger Jessica Hart was spotted on the beach of what I assume is Australia, since she’s Australian… Her ass may look like it’s a grandmother’s ass, but the rest of her is 29… We can blame the model diet of cocaine and starvation…with stints of working out in between…where they build up a fit body…only to lose the muscle mass…and end up…like a half full bag of jello… There was a time when she was amazing, gap toothed and amazing, back in 2008 and 2009 where she did Victoria’s Secret, the biggest scam in Underwear…and Sports Illustrated, the biggest scam in bikini photoshoots…but in 2014 she talked shit on Taylor Swift performing at the VS Fashion show, and Taylor Swift, since she’s a cunt who doesn’t like people being mean to her, had her fired..which I guess is great…or at least better than her ass in these bikini pics…but then again..what isnt’… I guess she doesn’t really care that much about work, since her boyfriend is Stavros Niacrchos, she’s been with him forever, and will never get rid of him, thanks to the billions, even if the homosexual and not just because he’s greek and Greek’s love anal, who dated Paris Hilton amongst pretty much everyone…meaning at least, out of all this, she’s landed Paris Hilton herpes….so fancy!!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ne-Yo’s Fiance Crystal Renay Hospitalized With Early Delivery Scare

Posted on November 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ne-Yo’s Fiance Crystal Renay Hospitalized Ne-Yo and Crystal Renay are obviously over-the-moon about their bundle of joy on the way. Unfortunately, it appears the couple had a little scare about their baby boy’s health on Saturday evening. Apparently the trouble started when Crystal started experiencing labor-like pains. She playfully posted a pic of her having a hard time with what she believed were Braxton-Hicks contractions… But it appears they may have actually been a result of pre-term labor. Crystal and Ne-Yo ended up in Lenox Hill hospital later in the day to assess the situation. Thankfully Baby SJ is just fine! Hit the flip to see Crystal’s message to her unborn baby boy… Instagram

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Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything… So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me… Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever.. The post Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird… I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”… It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of… It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits… The post Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Works It At The Creed Premiere

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Creed premiere in LA, and I know there’s no cleavage here, or crazy booty shots. She’s not in a bikini at the beach or doing a lingerie shoot for some magazine. But I’m still experiencing some serious pants action thanks to these pictures. What’s happening to me? Is this love? I’m scared… » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cue the Slow Motion Running: Alexandra Daddario Snags Baywatch Lead

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before this moment in time, we thought the vision of Alexandra Daddario running down the beach wearing only a bikini was something we’d only see in the depths of our deepest REM cycles. Now we know dreams really do come true, though, because she just snagged the lead role in Paramount’s new Baywatch adaption.

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Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The models name is Juliette. She seems like a lot of fun as she plays with fruit…unfortunately not the way at least 10 girls from Tinder have played with fruit for me…yes….I have been sent banana sex videos that I’ve probably requested thanks to my insertion fetish and their having Bananas as the only phallus in the kitchen…I tried rolling pin…I tried frying pan…I tried dammit…but bananas were good… I’ve been following the photographer… Emanuele Ferrari for at least a week, probably longer..I know zero to nothing about her…I don’t even know if she is a she…but if she was, it’d probably be easier to recruit hot enough hipsters to get topless in American Apparel boy underwear…a fetish that exists and that I actually know a dude who has it…and I always thought it was weird..but mainly because the underwear he was into girls wearing was little kid superhero underwear…just fucked up…but that has nothing to do with any of this…. The post Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever.. I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits.. Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers… Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia… The post Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video… Watch this on The Scene . And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both…. The post Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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