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Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

The models name is Juliette. She seems like a lot of fun as she plays with fruit…unfortunately not the way at least 10 girls from Tinder have played with fruit for me…yes….I have been sent banana sex videos that I’ve probably requested thanks to my insertion fetish and their having Bananas as the only phallus in the kitchen…I tried rolling pin…I tried frying pan…I tried dammit…but bananas were good… I’ve been following the photographer… Emanuele Ferrari for at least a week, probably longer..I know zero to nothing about her…I don’t even know if she is a she…but if she was, it’d probably be easier to recruit hot enough hipsters to get topless in American Apparel boy underwear…a fetish that exists and that I actually know a dude who has it…and I always thought it was weird..but mainly because the underwear he was into girls wearing was little kid superhero underwear…just fucked up…but that has nothing to do with any of this…. The post Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day

I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever.. I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits.. Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers… Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia… The post Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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