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Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day

Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait are models… Everyone in the fucking world seems to be models now… Even fat chicks… Because modeling, like porno, has an audience for everything… Whether you’re some akward lesbian hipster, or some short as fuck girl with a fat ass, you can get instagram followers, you can be relevant, you just need to not be scared to crawl around in underwear and/or show your nipples.. That’s not to say these girls are instagram models, and not actual models, but it’s all the same fucking bullshit, with the same fucking conclusion, and that conclusion is that they won’t let you fuck them, unless you are rich…but they will show you their nipples…and nipples on girls who won’t fuck you is better than no nipples on girls who won’t fuck you.. Pics by HUNTER AND GATTI The post Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Covers Bare Vagina with an Apple

For once, Chelsea Handler is actually covering up her breasts on Instagram in the comedian’s latest photo. Yet she’s still managing to be half naked. Handler, who is known to go topless while skiing and/or go topless while covering her nipples with the Star of David , is wearing a lacy black bra in the image above. But that’s it. She is not wearing underwear or any bottom layer of any kind. “Look at my hair. Something must have happened while I slumbered,” Handler jokes in the caption of this selfie, likely very aware that few people are actually looking at her hair here. Instead, they are looking at where they should see hair… and are instead seeing a Granny Smith apple. Handler doesn’t say anything else about the unusual picture, and we’re a little afraid to ask. But this is definitely someone who is comfortable with her body. “You know, I had a boyfriend who told me my boobs were too big and that I was fat,” Handler wrote online a few weeks ago. “And then, I looked in the mirror.” She included with this funny message a revealing bikini photo . It didn’t involve the use of any apples.

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Paulina Gretzky Is Hard At Work

I was wondering why we hadn’t seen  Paulina Gretzky in a while, considering the serious hottie was on pace to become a Hall of Fame professional Instagram model with all the sexy bikini selfies she was dropping on a regular basis. And turns out, it’s because the Great One’s hottie daughter went and had a kid. But the good news is she’s finally back to work again and from the looks of it, better than ever. Enjoy! Continue reading

Kate Compton Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

If you’re a fan of smoking hot bikini models, I have a feeling you’re going to love today’s InstaBabe — and if you aren’t, well, I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site. Either way, I want to introduce you to  Kate Compton , who’s got hands-down one of the hottest Instagrams I’ve ever come across. But don’t just take my word for it, check it out for yourself below, and enjoy. A video posted by Kate Compton (@thekatecompton) on Aug 8, 2015 at 9:18pm PDT » view all 17 photos

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Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position… A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass… And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years… The post Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to… TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carmen Electra Is Still Going Strong

I’m not sure what Carmen Electra is up to for work these days, but the good news is her funbags are still technically considered famous enough to be invited to C-list Hollywood events. Because here she is looking like her usual hot self hosting the Genlux Fall 2015 issue release party, whatever the hell that is. But if Carmen’s looking for a more respectable gig, I’m still in the market for an assistant and I already know she meets the main job requirement: looking amazing  in a bikini . Call me! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger wants you to remember that she’s still alive, she’s still got a rocking body, that could be a trans body, but if it was a trans body, she’d probably come out telling the world it was, because it would generate more buzz, and she’s still willing to show it off…and put her back on the map..more than these butt shots… I guess being a stripper cast by Pussy Cat Dolls, only to break free from the gang of half naked dancing strippers with their shitty songs, to do it solo, and make millions, isn’t enough for her fucking ego, so she’s going the fame-whore, look at her ass way, because ultimately, all these people rely on being relevant and when you’re a pussy cat doll, you know ass is one of 4 ways to stay relevant, the others are tits, mouth and pussy. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day

I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity…. From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything…. TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s…. To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars… Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living… Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend…. She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him… Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is: 1- Photo Op – get that press 2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security… I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream… It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER VIRTUALLY FUCKING BRAD COOPER LIKE A HOOKER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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