Let CNN and Fox cover the presidential race and whatever stupid sh*t Donald Trump is saying now, because I’ve got much more important breaking news to report on: according to my sources (aka her Instagram ), Kendall Jenner is now a sexy blonde, instead of a sexy brunette! So stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, including how Kendall looks in a bikini and/or lingerie as a blonde. (Feel free to start engraving my Pulitzer now, guys.)
If seeing an old Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the hightlight of your day…you have a very sad existence…because even at Julia Roberts’ peak…I would have had no interest in seeing her in a wet suit…or even a bikini…that big bobble head and career that I don’t fully understand…would just distract me from her tits… I guess what I am saying is if Julia Roberts happened, possibly thanks to award winning brother Eric, anyone can be an overrated actress on the beach in her retirement, showing off menopause… That said, Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the highlight of my day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the five years since LaLa and Carmelo Anthony got married , they’ve developed a reputation as the rare celebrity couple that’s not constantly plagued by divorce rumors. Unfortunately, that all changed this week when multiple sources reported that LaLa has recently been getting awfully friendly with a rapper named Maino. The most reliable of these sources is none other than Maino’s baby mama, who called LaLa out in brutal fashion on Instagram yesterday: “Does your husband know that your hoe ass has been f–king my daughter’s father?” anIG user with the handle iluvpatricele wrote on LaLa’s page. “You slept over his house the other night after the movies. A man that is with me and his family every damn night. How does it feel to be the slut responsible for his daughter never waking up to her father ever again! “You can keep the clown cause we don’t want the bum n—a no more. All yours hoe.” Like we said, harsh words. But is LaLa really cheating on Melo with Maino? There’s very little in the way of hard evidence, but it’s worth noting that this is not the first time that LaLa has been accused of infidelity. In 2013, Anthony was suspended by the NBA after physically Kevin Garnett for allegedly taunting him about LaLa’s cheating. The altercation stands out in the minds of many basketball fans, as it reportedly started with Garnett’s claim that LaLa “tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.” So is LaLa really part of some other dude’s complete breakfast or is she saving all her honey for Melo? We get the feeling the truth will come out soon enough. View Slideshow: 25 Celebrities Who Are Known Cheaters
Kylie Jenner has posted a new photo on Instagram, but the theme is old hat by now. Still on vacation with her family in St. Bart’s, the 18-year old reality star is pictured here, lounging on a boat and showing off her bikini body. Yes, again… SIGH . It’s gotten to the point where perhaps we should only write stories about Kylie Jenner when she’s NOT posing in a bikini. Earlier in the week, Kylie stood alongside sister Kendall Jenner and snapped a selfie of only the siblings’ boobs, stomachs and legs. Because who cares about their faces, right?!? This picture of Kylie does stand out a bit for its caption, however, as Jenner simply wrote one word to go along with the revealing post: Anaconda . This may be a reference to the snake-like pattern on the bikini itself, but “anaconda” is also a term many use for “penis.” (An example, courtesy of Sir Mix-A-Lot: “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.”) Jenner just turned 18 this month and immediately hopped on a plane afterward for a vacation with Tyga . With Kylie of legal age, the two are finally holding hands in public and being very open with their relationship, as Tyga can now stick his anaconda into Kylie’s cave without fear of legal repercussions. Ewww. Gross. We’re sorry. View Slideshow: 18 Things We’d Like to Do With Kylie Jenner Now That She’s 18
Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or at least slated to inherit at least a billion dollars, assuming his dad doesn’t fuck her over, or get married to an Ann Nicole Smith later in life.. So it is only natural that after having the pony, the good life, all the excitement that is being a rich kid, the one thing she wanted, I guess, was dudes jerking off to her… Maybe it is some daddy was too busy to notice bullshit, or more all the boys in school like Megan Fox or some shit, and daddy can afford to buy that for her…. But I’m not a psychologist, I’m more of a pervert into looking at asses, so as she struggles to find her place in the world, while being bank rolled…I’m into it involving bikini ass shots…and you should be too… The post Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
10 Women Who Cheated On Their Men With Losers Beyonce sang about being “Irreplaceable” and how she’d move on to a better man one day. It was an inspiring song that shows she can move on to bigger and better things. These women , though, cheated on their men with guys who were definite downgrades. What were they thinking?
Kylie Flaunts Her Bikini Body And Yachts With Family The Kardashian women are still vacationing in St. Barts , with Kylie’s man-friend Tyga in tow , grabbing footage for the annual family vacation episode of KUWTK. Cameras were of course present while the whole family hopped a yacht and caught some rays earlier today, with North, Penelope and Mason having some toddler fun time with auntie Kendall and mom Kourtney. Meanwhile, Kylie chilled in the cut with boyfriend Tyga, and even broke off from the group for some couples’ flyboarding. But before we get into that…peep this pic Kylie posted from the boat earlier today…putting her barely legal bikini body on blast in a snake-print bikini and matching sneakers: Hit the flip for more from Kylie and the crew… FameFlyNet
Natalie Westling was porn in January 1997…. I originally read 1977…and I wrote this post thinking she was old…. It went a little somethng like … What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all almost 40 years old and looks like she’s 17…. But then I found out she’s barely 18….making me restructure this post to: What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all 18 years old and looks like she’s 17….and she’s showing her tits… Jared from Subway would love this shit…if only he read Vogue…instead of his go to “12 year Old Anal Queens”….or whatever the fuck those weirdos watch… Either way…I like this Natalie Westling…. The post Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone is naked enough in W Korea…showing off her gap, unforunately not her Gash, not that her Gash would be that exciting, she’s old, and really all that matters when it comes to Lara Stone is her tits…and her shitty attitude that involved trying to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her that weren’t even topless….and that even if they were, she should chill the fuck out on it, because we’ve already seen her tits and her sacred Honeymoon is just a precursor to divorce… Divorce she’s currently involved in.. Divorce that probably inspires this “Look at my titties” shoot.. The post Lara Stone for W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So here’s Kylie Jenner, no longer 17, and thus no longer exciting to an America, that as Jared proved, is not allowed to have sex with 17 year old, unless you’re TYGA and the family doesn’t press charges….because when they are 17 and slutty, they are the forbidden fruit…but when they turn 18, the truth comes through…the face tranny, the ass sloppy, even at 18, from being banged out by black dudes who like trannys, while rocking a tranny face, while your bio father is a tranny… Arguably, a tranny because steroids fucked up his hormone structure leaving him high estrogen, or maybe a diversion to plea insanity in today’s possible “Manslaughter” charges, or maybe he just wants to be in women’s prison…. Arguably, just one more thing to make this Kylie, in all her delusions, slowly move closer to the crazy that is inevitable and that we anxiously await…because if the industry raped Lohan from every angle, destroying her, the least the industry can do is rid the world of this family..it is only fai when life is unfair.. More interestingly, here’s the other Kylie, we call her Kendall, and her Ass in a Bikini flying… TO SEE THE FAMILY ON A BOAT WE’D LOVE TO SEE SINK CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner’s Short, Chubby Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
