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Kylie Jenner’s Short, Chubby Legs of the Day

So here’s Kylie Jenner, no longer 17, and thus no longer exciting to an America, that as Jared proved, is not allowed to have sex with 17 year old, unless you’re TYGA and the family doesn’t press charges….because when they are 17 and slutty, they are the forbidden fruit…but when they turn 18, the truth comes through…the face tranny, the ass sloppy, even at 18, from being banged out by black dudes who like trannys, while rocking a tranny face, while your bio father is a tranny… Arguably, a tranny because steroids fucked up his hormone structure leaving him high estrogen, or maybe a diversion to plea insanity in today’s possible “Manslaughter” charges, or maybe he just wants to be in women’s prison…. Arguably, just one more thing to make this Kylie, in all her delusions, slowly move closer to the crazy that is inevitable and that we anxiously await…because if the industry raped Lohan from every angle, destroying her, the least the industry can do is rid the world of this family..it is only fai when life is unfair.. More interestingly, here’s the other Kylie, we call her Kendall, and her Ass in a Bikini flying… TO SEE THE FAMILY ON A BOAT WE’D LOVE TO SEE SINK CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner’s Short, Chubby Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Renae Ayris Will Blow Your Pants Off

So according to my sources, Maxim Australia celebrated their 50th issue by getting super-hot model and former Miss Universe Australia Renae Ayris to do this seriously sexy bikini photoshoot for them. And that gave me a great idea: my 50,000th dick joke is coming up soon, so maybe I can get Renae to pose for some bikini pictures to celebrate too. My phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day

40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE. Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing… All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls… Here’s the video.. The post Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day

I would argue that Lady Gaga isn’t relevant anymore…and is proof that over-exposure and being weird for the sake of weird, not because you’re authentically weird, because boring or obvious as a cry for attention, like the annoying loud kid in your high school class, you likely hated…. I would also argue that anything she does, doesn’t matter, even if she produces some legendary, deep, life changing music, because I mean with a face like that, it’s pretty obvious the record label saw extreme talent, otherwise they would have kept her in the office, instead of on stage….but like every ugly girl, she took that talent, and distracted us from it, with her annoying.. But she’s still Lady Gaga and every famewhore, groupie piece of shit, would get excited if she noticed them, because you haters are bitches, who wish you were part of the inner celebrity circle.. So she’s got too big of an audience to really disappear…and here she is in “lingerie”…..for a fashion magazine, shot by Bruce Weber, who is great, but these pics are dull…as the ugly girl tries to use her tits to stay relevant… The post Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day

So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting… Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels…. I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show… You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy… So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you… Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot.. The post Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day

So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting… Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels…. I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show… You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy… So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you… Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot.. The post Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day

I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last… But I assume she’s saying something like … “And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”… But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like.. “Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE GMA PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget… She’s also in Harper’s because the movie company has marketing budget…where she was photoshopped…hard… Proving acting is a solid scam… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts… Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion… Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID! The post Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Basalari Is Pretty

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures from model/actress/instant pants fire  Samantha Basalari , but the good news is I just came across this bikini shoot of hers and decided to look her up and see what she’s up to these days. And according to my research, she’s going to be appearing in some new movie called Pitching Tents , which I’m guessing is the heartwarming pants-warming true story of the first time I ever saw Samantha. In which case, it’s got future blockbuster written all over it. For now though, just enjoy these. » view all 20 photos

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Amber Rose Video: Used to Help Lure Women Into Prostitution?!

Amber Rose has a lot on her plate these days.  She’s trying to end her feud with the Kardashians , but it looks like that may not be going so well thanks to rumors about Amber hooking up with James Harden …who happens to be dating Khloe Kardashian. On top of all that, she’s got the usual problems: career stress, coping with the fact that her ex-husband has a new girlfriend , being used as bait by an illegal prostitution ring that attempts to lure young women into sex work…Wait, what?! Yes, according to TMZ, the LAPD is investigating a case in which a company used this video of Amber to lure aspiring models to a paid photoshoot: Amber Rose FaceTime Video The video was edited in such a way as to make the women think that Amber was FaceTiming with them, but struggling with a bad connection. The company then encouraged the victims to come to a certain location, where they would meet Amber and pose for ads for her clothing line. Once they arrived, the women were allegedly coerced into participating in sex work. The women were even told that Amber would help them with their careers if they were willing to be “intimate” on “dates with rich guys.” Amber obviously had no idea that her name and likeness were being used in this way, and she’ll likely file suit once the criminal investigation is complete. View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

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