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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Flaunt Bikini Bodies: Forget Our Faces!

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner are currently in St. Bart’s with their famous family, enjoying the sun and the beach and doing what they do best: Taking inappropriate selfies! We know, we know: Kylie Jenner is now 18 years old, so how can any selfie be inappropriate? Just consider all Kylie can now legally do , right?  Sure, kind of. Sort of. But just consider the message being sent here by Kylie and Kendall, who apparently don’t feel it’s important to even include their faces in this photo. “We woke up in paradise too,” Kylie captioned the image, although she might as well have just written: Hey! Look at our boobs! And our taut tummies! And our sleek legs! And our bikini lines! Because, really, what else matters in life?!? For the record, Kendall is the one in the green swimsuit, while Kylie is rocking the black-and-white number. Not that the girls seem to even care if you know which is which, just that they have boobs and a sleek stomach. And not that these young women are strangers to inappropriate photos overall, as evidenced first here… View Slideshow: 54 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner … and then also here: View Slideshow: 36 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner Kim Kardashian must be so proud of her little sisters!

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Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money… Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance… I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good… That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity… THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t care about the Nicki Minaj nipple slip at some Vancouver concert…or as they call it…a wardrobe malfunction… I hate when people call it a wardrobe malfunction… I don’t find Nicki Minaj nipple exciting, hot, interesting, or even worth noticing… There are so many better, less successful sure, but way cooler nipples to look at… Hell, I would rather look at your nipple than this trash… No, I will not suck it while you jerk off..that’s gay… Fine, I wouldn’t rather look at your nipple than her nipple, but I still don’t care about her nipple.. THis isn’t Janet Jackson superbowl half time you know… This is the porn era, and unless her dude has his baby arm spreading her large anus apart… This isn’t exciting…she’s dumpy…and a lie…make her go away…thanks.. Here is the best video on the topic.. To see more of the Concert Pics CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ginger Spice in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ginger Spice was the chubby, but good chubby, not Baby Spice chubby, Spice Girl created in the UK, set to take over the world, in what was cheesy and calculated but that worked, because the general population are retards who eat this shit up… Ginger Spice was tits, that were previously a nude model and possible stripper, tits that weren’t quite as hard nippled as Scary Spice…that were more eager to be exposed…. She was the one who probably would have become a hooker, but who instead…had a solo career with one song…and now, she’s more fit, a mom and in a bikini… Which is apparenlty…newsworthy…even though she was kicked out of the band in 1999, because I guess I used to jerk off to their music video, since it was pre-porn on the interent…close to 3 decades ago…yet they still matter…and are putting on a reunion tour…which is just weird… Here’s a jazzy edit of the pics…Jazzy… The post Ginger Spice in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is a plus sized model and the fact that they didn’t package her as one from Day one, is just a ridiculous lie, forcing her to photoshop the fuck out of herself, or more importantly, book some relevant fashion book called CR, that is apparently prestigious to get, all while rocking a Hilary Clinton body, complete with a fucking sweater wrapped around her waste, like an insecure girl at the pool, or going for a jog, or wearing leggings, because she knows her ass and belly are garbage… Instead of just embracing her huge fucking tits…and dumpy ass body and saying “I am plus sized, we fooled you all, and here is my gut” as she eats a fucking pie..or cake, or both, because she’s fat… The post Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens posted a series of videos of her in a one piece…doing some jittery gif type movement that I guess she thought was futuristic or cool…until one of her fans with epilepsy dies in a convulsion…ruining the fun for everyone else….who like seeing twitching titties in a one piece vibrate like it was 1999 and you were loading a PORN gif on dial up internet… Vanessa Hudgens is always so innovative..from nude selfies rocking her feminist bush..to this…and despite being relatively insignificant, she’s Disney trained and the only High School musical tits I believe will release more nudes…or get nude in movies…but I guess I only know two High School musical girls and the other one is just a nose. TO SEE PICS OF HER BRALESS – CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out…. I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it… I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis… Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant.. The post Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jehane Gigi Paris Will Blow Your Mind

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always said that Jehane Gigi Paris is so hot, she’s pretty much a lock to become a big-time supermodel one day. And looks like I was right, because this sexy bikini motorcycle shoot of hers is one of the hottest things I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. You know, my mom would never let me on a motorcycle when I was a little Tuna, she said they were too dangerous. And after these pictures, I finally understand why. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants are burning up just looking at these. Ow!

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Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is on some rich person Birthday tour, because it’s marketable and the family can monetize it, so drag it out as hard as you can, or as hard as black dude drags out her pussy, a pussy that in some of the pics look like it’s been banged the fuck out, as it dangles there despite the wet, tight bathing suit, something we can discuss now that she’s 18….at least that’s what the family claims, but her body and face looks like it’s pushing 40 and belongs in ghetto Miami hip hop videos.. Kylie Jenner is absolutely not interesting, but the hip hop world eats her up, like she eats up Tyga’s cum dripping down her whore leg.. It’s not her fault, it’s family tradition…they’ve scammed the world, mastered self promotion, this is just part of that bullshit….fuckers…with so many tranny faces…polluting our fucking lives… All this to say, bitch has been 18 for long enough to have filmed and released porn videos, something she looks like she’d be good at, where the fuck are they, why haven’t they been released yet.. Useless trash…but she’s in a bikini…so look…this is her at her best…because it’s all down hill from 18….just ask any bitch you know who isn’t 18…except the ones who were fat at 18 and got fit, those people don’t count… She’s pretty pumped on it – she even posted to her instagram: And here and her sister are together – don’t let a bikini opportunity go to waste…. Oh and there’s a TYGA PDA… The post Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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