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Nina Agdal is Topless of the Day

Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Christie Brinkley is in a Bikini of the Day

Christie Brinkley is on vacation at her luxury, 10 million dollar home in Turks and Caicos where she’s brought out the bikini model body in its 60s to tell other 60 year old women that they aint shit…because when you’re Christie Brinkley and can afford a 10 million dollar home…getting some maintenance updated body and face with injections and modern advancements in technology isn’t that hard to pull off.. I am not buying that any of this is natural..but it’s still probably worth jacking off to…because let’s face it….you’ve jacked off to way worse..

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Meet Raffaella Modugno And Her Booty In A Bikini

As you probably know, us bloggers are deathly allergic to fresh air and sunlight, and that’s a real shame, because if we weren’t, I’d be on the next plane down to Miami after all the bikini hotties we’re constantly seeing on the beach there. And here’s the latest: Italian model Raffaella Modugno . According to my sources, Raffaella was named Miss Curvy Italy in 2011, and if she keeps this up, she’ll be named Ex-Mrs. Tuna in 2015. Yow. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day

Kate Upton is a plus sized model and the fact that they didn’t package her as one from Day one, is just a ridiculous lie, forcing her to photoshop the fuck out of herself, or more importantly, book some relevant fashion book called CR, that is apparently prestigious to get, all while rocking a Hilary Clinton body, complete with a fucking sweater wrapped around her waste, like an insecure girl at the pool, or going for a jog, or wearing leggings, because she knows her ass and belly are garbage… Instead of just embracing her huge fucking tits…and dumpy ass body and saying “I am plus sized, we fooled you all, and here is my gut” as she eats a fucking pie..or cake, or both, because she’s fat… The post Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted a series of videos of her in a one piece…doing some jittery gif type movement that I guess she thought was futuristic or cool…until one of her fans with epilepsy dies in a convulsion…ruining the fun for everyone else….who like seeing twitching titties in a one piece vibrate like it was 1999 and you were loading a PORN gif on dial up internet… Vanessa Hudgens is always so innovative..from nude selfies rocking her feminist bush..to this…and despite being relatively insignificant, she’s Disney trained and the only High School musical tits I believe will release more nudes…or get nude in movies…but I guess I only know two High School musical girls and the other one is just a nose. TO SEE PICS OF HER BRALESS – CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Busty Georgia Kousoulou

According to my research, this busty hottie in the bikini and Daisy Dukes is TOWIE star  Georgia Kousoulou . I’ve done a couple posts on TOWIE hotties in the past, but after these pictures, I think it’s pretty obvious who the biggest stars of that show are. No, not Georgia — those massive funbags of hers. Because if you ask me, they deserve an Emmy. Or at the very least, a motorboat from a semi-famous blogger. Call me! Photos: WENN.com

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More Josie Maran Bikini Pictures

Looks like Josie Maran ‘s big bikini comeback is still going strong, because here she is back at the beach in Miami again today. And it’s just like the old days… Nothing’s changed. I’m still drooling over her in a bikini, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. OK fine, so maybe I hoped that second part would change. But listen, as long as Josie keeps up the bikini pictures, I’m not complaining. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Meet Hot Model Amanda Booth

For today’s edition of Get to Know a No-Name Model, we’ve got Amanda Booth , who in addition to looking pretty damn great in a bikini was also a former Playboy Playmate of the Month earlier this year, according to my research. Between that and the bikini pictures, that’s about as far as I got before I got, uh, distracted. But can you really blame me? Enjoy. » view all 46 photos

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Meet Barbora Lovasova

OK, so I have no clue who this Barbora Lovasova chick is, but I do know this: I’m 100 times more interested in what she wore to the beach the other day than a single detail about Kim and Kanye’s wedding. And I have a feeling you guys are too. I also have a feeling you want me to stop distracting you with all these boring words so you can get back to looking at the bikini pictures, so go ahead and enjoy. Do I know my readers or what? Photos: Fameflynet

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