I just ate chicken and bacon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect animals, I mean it kind of does since I don’t need to be eating animals, I don’t really love the taste, yet I just ate murdered animal because it was on my sandwich for no real nutritional reason, and I guess meat in and of itself as a concept is vile… But I like to think I do it to increase my carbon footprint, to help destroy the planet, knowing how much of the world’s resources go into feeding livestock for us to eat, when we don’t need to eat it, and to transport livestock that we don’t need to eat, yet we eat, because we are idiots… So I get what Pam Anderson is doing here for PETA, getting topless, fighting FUR, it’s important..it’s just weird and shameless to see Pam Anderson and her plastic surgery ridden everything at 50 getting naked to promote anything…and those tits…they can’t be animal friendly…or anything friendly…but at least they are being put to use to save cute animals from dying…for excess even though she’s excessive… The post Pamela Anderson Topless and Menopausal for PETA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
The only good thing about Jennifer Aniston, is that because of how badly she wanted to have kids with Brad Pitt but decided to push it off for her career, at least that’s what she wants to think, when in reality the countless men she’s let cum inside her haven’t wanted to knock her up, she’s that cunt you wanna bang, but don’t wanna get stuck with…is that her menopausal body looks pretty fit in a bikini….and for someone who is digusted by old ladies…that’s saying a lot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jennifer Aniston getting engaged was a pretty smart move…cuz this ass is not getting any better…no matter how hard she tries…her menopausal horomones and dried up vagina that even if still have an egg left in it….will probably produce some kind of flipper baby….definitley autistic baby….ruining her body, possibly killing her during childbirth baby…..but it is now or never baby….and at least she tricked an actor into this….cuz if she waited a few more years…she’d end up with the tour bus driver or mail man….cuz that’s all part of falling off….not that tour bus drivers or mail men are bad people…they just are to cunts like Aniston…where everyone is beneath her….so take in this tight dress….it’s not gonna last for long…. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
It is your thanksgiving and I figure why should I bother trying to post, no one is going to read it, but then I remembered that the world is not based on fucking America and since I have no readers on a regular day, nothing changes come Holidays…. So here are some pics of Cameron Diaz giving thanks that she’s got tons of money and access to Botox, cuz bitch is old. These pics are shitty, but at least she’s not fat like most 40 year old pussy that didn’t make a living off their looks, who never married and never got knocked up, cuz they feared getting old and becoming irrlevant…I guess we can thank Hollywood for that, cuz without it, god fucking knows that kind of pig behind the counter at WalMart Cameron Diaz would be. Not that it matters. Happy Thanksgiving America. Celebrating Natives who are shitty at real estate deals with Turkey meals and football makes total sense to me…but not as much as Cameron Diaz hiding her menopause body while trying to hang onto her youth…but not in a fun, careless sex tape way, but in a covering her menopausal body way. Boring.
I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.
Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….
