I guess she was showing her girl that she’s not actually a Bruce Jenner…and that was just a media lie created due to her muscle tone, when she made her millions as a song and dancer who was probably destined to hooker / stripper / escort / or porn star but who instead stumbled into the Pussy Cat Dolls Audition and made it…so hard…she can dyke out in Greece with her bitches..like gender ambiguous drunks do.. I guess she’s celebrating Greece’s Bankruptcy,..in Greece…the ancient home of anal. Yay for drunk rich sluts… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger Gone Wild in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve got some good news and bad news. First, the good: my favorite former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger took a bikini vacation to Greece with her fellow cougar friends. The bad news? Apparently according to my sources Nicole’s single again. And you might think I’d call that good news too, but really, it just means now I need to find another good excuse for why I still don’t have a chance in hell with Nicole and her perfect booty. Wish me luck. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.
Graduation is the time for seniors to celebrate. Not only are they out of school, they are headed into a new and exciting phase of life. For the daughter of former Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kim Zolciak, the celebration might take the shape of…boobs. Kim is rumored to have gifted her 18-year-old graduating daughter, Brielle, with a new set of fake boobs . If Brielle’s Instagram pictures tell an accurate story, she may have undergone the knife for breast implants.. Of course, this is speculation and possibly just normal development of a teenager. However, anyone that has even followed a few minutes of Kim Zolciak’s life knows that she loves a good, old fashioned, plastic surgery procedure. Like mother like daughter??? Kim swears up and down that she hasn’t had plastic surgery. But Kim’s bikini photos and butt pics suggest she has had some work done. Hopefully, Kim isn’t pushing her body dysmorphia onto her 18-year-old daughter. The pressure is high though. With teen-celebs such as Kylie Jenner getting lip injections and boob jobs, there is a lot of pressure for young women to alter their bodies. And it probably doesn’t help that Kim Zolciak is her mother. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery
Seeing this new insanely hot photoshoot from professional Instagram hottie Bryana Holly reminded me that it’s been over a year and I still haven’t heard back from Bryana about any of my totally romantic proposals … that the two of us make a sex tape together. But I guess maybe she’s just one of those traditional girls who wants to wait until marriage. In which case, I’ll get right on that as soon as I can remember Bryana’s Twitter handle. Because after these pictures, I can barely remember how to breathe. Yow. » view all 17 photos
Shania Twain seen here in 2003, left and 2012, right, is currently embarking on what she dubs as #39;her final tour#39; but she will not quit singing She coldly told The Post: #39;I don#39;t invite that trigger into my life… She#39;s not my future. She#39;s my past.#39; In 2012, after she regained her confidence, Twain took to the stage with a residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas but said #39;it took so much effort#39; that she nearly decided to pull the plug on her career again. She ha
Scout Taylor Compton was in a movie called The Runaways….a movie about Joan Jett’s all girl band int he 70s…where I guess she was with Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocked out in an idiotic biopic that involved little shorts…that probably remind you of a simpler time where you could get away with recruiting the neighbor’s hot daughters and turning them into instant stars, like you were Usher and they were bieber, and no charges would be made for enforcing the blowjob as part of the training program… I’ve never heard of her, but I like the pictures she posts of herself on instagram…in a bikini showing off flexibility… The post Scout Taylor Compton Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here… It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth……. Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had…. So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg… The post Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is in a bikini with a bunch topless bitches, which is a nice change of pace for her, shes normally surrounded by various men she’s fucked, some of whom she’s fucked so well they’ve tried to kill themselves, Owen Wilson, all while being some Daddy issue slutty rich kid, daughter of a Hollywood starlet, who because a Hollywood starlet of her own…. The only issue in all this is that she’s not pulling out her titties too, I am sure enough people have seen her nipples in her private life to fill up a “Kate Hudson Guys She’s Fucked Cruise”…stopping in every port to fill up the empty cabins…. It’s the free the nipple generation, she’s old, and shouldn’t be so conservative, cuz when you’re with a bunch of friends in Europe busting out tits, because everyone busts out tits in Europe, you should bust out your tits, otherwise you look like a fucking asshole…and not just because you’re holding out cuz the paparazzi is watching, but because of everything she’s done in her privilaged brat life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Topless Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work… She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show… 17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness… I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people.. Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again…. But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked…. It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing… The post Bella Thorne 17 and Half Naked in MTV Scream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
