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Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day

I fucking hate birthday posts, birthday celebrations, birthday compilation posts. I find them lazy as fuck from people who lack vision and creativity and who just want to fill their websites with useless fodder that isn’t even clickbait…it’s just fucking trash… Well, I got a notification on my phone from Youtube celebrating Rihanna’s Birthday and I thought…that at 31, she’s been at this since she was 14, that’s 17 years of hustle to become the icon that she is…even selling herself off at a young age to perverted old people to make her dreams come true…and now she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars…so it was all fucking worth it…and for that…I wanted to put up a compilation of her sluttiest pics cuz she’s a slut…and that’s what I am going to do… Unfortunately, I only have pics from 2012 onwards, so 7 of the last 17 years…works for me…. Oh her birthday was yesterday- I guess that makes it funny remembering that I am bad with dates, slow, always behind, useless…right. The post Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

In these days where…Ali Larter doesn’t matter…I feel it is important to look at her social media and reflect on what was…in her self shot bikini pics for attention…like she was still out there on Friday Night Lights…getting a Whipped Cream bikini…because that scene will allow her to live on forever, long after she is dead…the Whipped Cream bikini of the past..making this aged version of her unnecessary…we got what we need from you Skriver…See Ya. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ali Larter Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo is a football slut… She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it… She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall… She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant. The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Jacked Up Face and Big TIts of the Day

What the fuck is going on with Bella Hadid’s face…. I have been calling her ugly, the ugly sister, since before she came onto the scene and stole Gigi Hadid’s career because she was the ugly one, more eager and Gigi was bored of the whole thing, so this try hard, over achiever decided that she was a model and the world agreed with her and gave her work and here we are no with some trans looking, plastic surgery ridden, chiseled fucking tranny looking bitch…thinking she’s hot. I think you can see a sliver of her nipple in this outfit though, which I guess makes the busted up face a little easier to handle…but shit…is this Celine Dion on her 50th birthday in a black wig…or some 20 year old rich kid fashion icon who fucks big dicked rappers representing the generation of shit that we all know exists…because even high fashion is ripping off shitty streetwear…cheapening itself…thus explaining why they use such broken down instagram models as their models.. The cheapening of AMERICA… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Jacked Up Face and Big TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day

Danielle Knudson is a Canadian titty model who was in Sports Illustrated at least once… She’s 29, so that’s probably why this titty video of her is being leaked, you know draw attention to herself before she turns 30 so that she’s still remembered into her 30s, even though she’s hardly rememebered now… I am Canadian, and Canadian socialist laws have this Canadian Content law, so that we don’t get lost in American culture, where that we have to include a certain amount of Canadian produced content in any media outlet…. So that when you listen to the radio, 1/3 of the music is Canadian….like Drake, The Weeknd, Bieber and Avril Lavigne…. (insert Avril Lavigne Cleavage pic here)… Or Nickelback, RUSH, Pam Anderson, Martin Short, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McGlocklynn, Seth Rogan, Sandra Oh, Eugene Levy, Ryan Gosling, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Cary, Mike Myers….usually acts that are also big in America but that we have to hear a lot more often than you do…so we hate them more… Point being, this Knudson bitch is a virtual no one…but her tits from her nude video that is a few years old are solid…super solid. The post Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before… I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing.. But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day

Lisa Rinna is a relatively insignificant reality show star, who was on Celebrity Apprentice and was rumored to have jerked off TRUMP will fingering his asshole, the good old fashioned prostate milking, that only seasoned whores are into getting involved in, while younger women still seem to fear shit..even though they’ve grown up on ass licking…. Well, she’s 100 fucking years old, and still out there flashing her panties, cuz I guess she thinks and feels like she’s still hot…and she’s not horrible..despite the rotting smell that I am sure radiates from her vagina….hence the thick panties…to keep the smells in…. I call this..not letting being old and expired get in the way of your whoring…still whorin’…keep whoring…if it’s what you know and what you are good at…don’t give it up…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This is the pussy, the mentor, the mother that created Delilah Bell Hamlin…following her mom’s whore lead….let’s take a second to check her out… The post Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

The people like Sofia Richie…. The rich kid with the jacked up muppet face who dates an old, tired Kardashian husband, who has 3 kids with the Kardashian and who now gets to live his best rich life with this one on his arm….cuz I guess he can’t get enough spoiled brat rich kids with muppet faces…so he traded in the old one for a new one…cuz the new one is 20 years younger than the old one…making her 20 times hotter than the old one…beat and battered from aging and childbirth….while the new one is theoretically still tight…at least on paper…you can never be too sure with these young perverts who start masturbating at a young age these days…they have vaginas well trained to take large objects…it’s just generational…whoring is more dramatic for this porn generation…. Here are some pics of her lionel richie ass…looking like all influencer ass…cuz it’s build on cosmetic procedures… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit… I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today… I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best… The post Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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All the Naked Models of the Day

Here are some old pics, maybe new pics, I have terrible memory so new pics to me pics of model from the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, that you’ve probably heard of before thanks to them spending millions a year for you to know who their models are…even though you don’t actually care about who they are…you’re just here for the tits…and tits…we’ve got… It makes you wonder why they airbrush out the tits in the Catalog, when clearly all these chicks will show tit…it’s just oppressive Christian nonsense trying to not be labeled porn, despite all their girls being on degree of separation off from being a sex worker…they are paid to be bodies that wear underwear….I mean lets get some perspective here. Exciting stuff…. Martha Hunt Jasmine Tookes Lais Ribeiro Maya Henry Toni Garrn Candice Swanepoel More Candice in a bikini JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post All the Naked Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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