Source: Rick Kern / Getty Gary Clark Jr. Performs On SNL For The First Time Gary Clark Jr. is getting ready to release his fifth studio album, This Land , on February 22. In preparation for his new project, he brought some of the songs off his upcoming album to the Saturday Night Live stage last night. For his SNL debut, Gary Clark Jr. performed “This Land” and “Pearl Cadillac” for the live studio audience–check out his performance below.
Sammi Hanratty is some girl who got Killed off from Shameless like she was Emmy Rossum….and like Emmy Rossum….she’s into showing her fucking tits…and that’s a good thing because despite what they all tell you or what they tell themselves…the whole “it’s just tits”…”It’s just nipples”….”don’t sexualize our tits”….well it’s Tits and It’s Nipples and seeing all the tits is amazing. Heck Yeah! For Tits…. Keep em coming Ratty and every other slut out there pretending they aren’t sluts out there…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez still out here in a swimsuit….. It’s not a good thing, but it’s a new thing, cuz Selena Gomez and her endless supply of Organ Donors looks like a whole new fucking person out there… Fatter and dumpier, more troubled despite being rich enough to pay for her troubles to go away, all fucking trying to get some attention to her new face, new tits, fat gut self…in a time when Bieber is married to his actual Soul Mate…who isn’t her…. Bratty rich kids, who at least have the decency to wear a one piece so that I don’t have to see her damn scars…and belly…they creep me out… So here’s some Selena Gomez bikini pervert content for you perverts who have loved her since her days on BARNEY. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Selena Gomez Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Allen got a new face… Lily Allen …. Uggghhhh…… The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming…. YUM. Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits. Here is her new face JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Canada. So important that she should be on our money here. Even though she moved to Cali to live that Skater Boy life back in the 90s when she got famous….is coming out with a new Album that is sure to SUCK tomorrow…. I call it 10 years too late, but I guess she’s felt inspired or wants to make some money while money is still available to be made..even if she’s been lazy the lat 10 years… I wonder if she’s still going to be the 30 something dressed like a teen from the Ohio Hot Topic…you know cheesy and commercial version of streetwear….silly really… Based on this LOLITA album cover…sucking a loli…like she’s not 45….stealing her kids candy on Halloween and making some selfie porn with it for her internet boyfriend she met on Facebook…you know that she reconnected with from High School… But I bet some of you assholes find it hot… If only I wasn’t so desensitized from all the sex workers and self produced porno out there…I’d be able to feel something looking at this…something other than “this Avril bitch is reaching hard”…. The post Avril Lavigne Comeback Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ughhh…Angela Simmons’ got some Cellulite…making me think she should look into BURKINIS or anything with pants…maybe a wetsuit or somthing…to keep that ass in her pants…to not terrorize us all with her mom body….but then I realize when dealing with any woman, especially in this fat as fuck America we live in, a fat ass is what people want, the fatter the ass the more fun it is to bury your face into, even if it is so fat you can’t actually get your dick up in it….. Not to mention, she can have anything she wants, including cellulite and a massive ass, becasue she’s Reverend Run DMC’s daughter….and is rich as fuck….spoiled as fuck…new money that has always had money kinda lets her live a better life than all you fuckers…fat ass or not. I’ve been told by the internet that she’s a mom, I don’t really stay on top of Rich Hip Hop daughter gossip…so this is a mom ass, that looks like a mom ass, doing attention seeking, paparazzi things….so love it, stare at it, jerk off to it….that’s what it’s there for….it’s what she wants you to do… What I appreciate in this picture…is that aggressive WEDGIE PICKING…so thorough you can practically see her uterus…so efficient that she’s literally showing as much as possible without showing anything….an expert at pulling bottoms out of her fat ass cheeks…but not by my standards of wanting to see butthole…I mean we’ve got this far…let’s go all the way. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Angela Simmons Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It was International Pizza Day the other day. If I was a real blogger with a passion for blogging. Like the kinds of click sit blogs you see on the internet doing click bait content I would have done a top 10 pizza day pics from sluts doing slutty content for pizza day since sluts lack creativity and need that national day to give them a concept and theme…especially when that day is pizza day cuz pizza in and of itself is viral and hype… Instead I am a lazy blogger who hates the blog life, and click bait….so I just post the first old whore I see with her pizza Porno out there, three days after the international pizza day happened…on the ball. Full send all day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Padma Lakshmi Pizza Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know who Brittany Hoffner is, but I am a huge fan of her choices in bikinis. There’s this fetish I’ve had for decades thanks to a friend’s sister at his family pool. I write about it enough, and it basically goes like this….in high school my friend’s sister wore a white bikini to the pool. I saw her full pussy multiple times and either no one told her or she knew and wanted people to see her pusssy…but the whole experience was amazing thanks to it being the late 80s, bush was a thing…=but her bush wasn’t a thing to hide her actual vagina lips giving me jerk off material I used for at least a decade…. So there is a warm place in my heart for see through fabrics….it’s possibly my one true love…maybe what I should have married. I don’t know who Brittany Hoffner but see through bikinis…are our friend. The post Brittany Hoffner Wet White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone and anyone she could, hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…all to increase her profile and pay scale…and here she is…doing what very few lesbians do….sexualize herself for men to jerk off to her in order to sell panties because she’s bullshit money grubbing fame whoring…but aren’t they all… The post Stella Maxwell Half Naked on a Chair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
