I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face… That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS… Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd… The post Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks.. Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lauren Stoner shows off her ever-ready bikini body as she takes a dip in Miami on Monday. She#39;s just celebrated her 31st birthday but Lauren Stoner was boasting the youthful body of a twenty-something when she took a dip in Miami on Monday. The reality TV star, who#39;s barely out of a bikini, this time sported a tiny lemon two piece that fitted to her toned shape perfectly. Lauren Stoner is an American model and television personality.The model was hard to miss at 5ft 10in on the san
There is a new app on the market that allows you to order anything you want from toothbrushes, to Mexican fighting masks and even weed. It’s called Magic and I think from now on I’ll never have to leave my house again. Hopefully, it can find me a date too.
Before I saw this latest set of bikini pictures from Anais Zanotti , the French model was already one of my favorite professional sunbathers, along with the world’s hottest skydiver . But now we’ve got something else to add to the list: the sexiest ATV rider of all-time. But it got me thinking, if Anais likes this action sports stuff, she should really try hooking up with a blogger sometime. It’s extremely dangerous (for your reputation), gets the blood pumping, and it’s all over in about 30-45 seconds. Plus, it sounds way more fun than jumping out of an airplane. For me, at least. Photos: Fameflynet
I guess it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Nikki Lund , because I don’t remember her having purple hair the last time we saw her. Then again, I also don’t remember why she’s famous enough for the paps to follow her around at the beach, but I’m glad they were. Because if you ask me, this is a good look for Nikki. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the bikini, not the purple. With a body this good, Nikki could dye her head every color of the rainbow and I’d still barely be able to tell the difference. Photos: Fameflynet
I don’t know why we don’t get more photoshoots like this one from Irina Shayk . I mean, for my money, she’s hands-down one of the hottest women in the world. But for some reason, it’s been at least a couple months since I last did a post on her. And all I know is, in an ideal world, we’d be getting a new bikini photoshoot from Irina every other day. Then again, I’d also be married to Irina while simultaneously dating the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, but for right now, I’d settle for just one of those dreams coming true. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Kristen Stewart is back to shilling for Chanel. The actress, who was named a spokeswoman for this iconic brand in December of 2013, poses here as part of a new campaign for the classic 11.12 handbag. Says the former Twilight Saga star and ex-lover of Robert Pattinson : “For me the iconic handbag is just like the House of Chanel, fundamental and modern, two qualities not usually shared.” Stewart is photographed for this campaign by Karl Lagerfeld, who is behind the camera for all of Chanel’s Spring 2015 handbag campaign, titled “3 Girls 3 Bags.” The other two ladies featured in the project are Johnny Depp’s ex Vanessa Paradis and British model Alice Della. In a 2014 interview about her collaboration with legendary designer, Stewart raved: “His image is in contrast to what it’s really like to be around him. There’s something almost unapproachable and f-cking chic… He’s an impressive guy. He definitely is so much more than the glasses and the hair than you might think he is.” Stewart also made news recently when she covered the magazine Wonderland and said she was so f-cking proud of Twilight . 24 Beautiful Photos of Kristen Stewart 1. Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! View Photo Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old! 2. Pretty Kristen Stewart View Photo Kristen Stewart is in a colorful mood for this Marie Claire image. It is courtesy of the magazine’s March 2014 issue. 3. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Pic View Photo Kristen Stewart poses here for Marie Claire. She is featured in the March 2014 edition. 4. Kristen Stewart in Black and White View Photo Kristen Stewart goes black and white for this Marie Claire photo. She’s looking good! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kristen Stewart Topless Ad View Photo You can’t see anything. But Kristen Stewart is topless in this ad for Balenciaga’s Rosabotanica fragrance. 6. Kristen Stewart in a Cap View Photo This is a photo of Kristen Stewart in Los Angeles. She’s trying to lay low. 7. Kristen Stewart with a Smirk View Photo Hey, is that a smile on the face of Kristen Stewart?!? We don’t see it very often. 8. Kristen Stewart Fashion Week Photo View Photo Kristen Stewart is in Paris for Fashion Week in this photo. We’re digging her look. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at Coachella View Photo Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stroll around Coachella in this photo. They are totally together! 10. Dark Kristen Stewart View Photo Kristen Stewart goes dark here at the 2013 MET Gala. The theme was punk. She fit right in. 11. Kristen Stewart on Kids Choice Carpet View Photo Kristen Stewart hangs out here at the Kids Choice Awards. And, look, she’s almost smiling! 12. Kristen Stewart Oscars Look View Photo Kristen Stewart looks over her shoulder in this photo. It was snapped at the 2013 Oscars. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kristen Stewart at Academy Awards View Photo Kristen Stewart looks on here during the 2013 Academy Awards. She didn’t fare so well later on when she presented a trophy. 14. Kristen Stewart in Germany View Photo Kristen Stewart waves here to fans in Germany. They love her over there. 15. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Wedding Rumor View Photo Yes! The Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart wedding is back on! We can’t wait! 16. Kristen Stewart V Photo View Photo Looking darn good, Kristen Stewart! This is a photo from V magazine. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Twilight Saga Scene View Photo Twilight Saga fans have followed the journey of Bella and Edward. Which of these films was your favorite? 18. Kristen Stewart Breaking Dawn Poster View Photo Forever. That word sums up both Bella Swan and Breaking Dawn Part 2, which brought The Twilight Saga to a close. 19. Kristen Stewart in Thought View Photo Kristen Stewart looks lost in thought here, doesn’t she? Probably thinking about Robert Pattinson naked. 20. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Australia Cover View Photo Kristen Stewart covers this issue of Marie Claire Australia. She looks rather good, doesn’t she? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kristen Stewart Bikini Picture View Photo Kristen Stewart in a great bikini picture from back in the day. Love it. 22. Kristen in Glamour View Photo Kristen Stewart in Glamour magazine. Hottie. 23. Scowling Kristen Stewart View Photo Kristen Stewart is not typically one to smile on the red carpet. As you can see in this photograph, which was snapped in Spain. 24. Kristen Stewart Waving View Photo She may have felt awkward inside, but Kristen Stewart waves to fans here at the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 24 Beautiful Photos of Kristen Stewart .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Do you remember Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah, either do I. I think she was in High School Musical, a show dad’s everywhere jerked off to. She was also in 2 nude pic scandals, since the first one worked out so well for her with her little chipmunk pussy, so the second one was a good opportunity to overpower the first one, with a shaved pussy…even though we all love bush… Either way, she brought her ethnically ambiguous ass to the internet in a bikini…to remind you that she’s still around…and depsite forgetting who she was, I’m a fan of anyone with nude pics..even in bikini pics. The post Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl…. I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her… It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares… The post Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
