It’s a good thing for the archives, not just because they’re a great way to kill an afternoon or two or five, but also because I’ve got the memory of a goldfish and didn’t realize that I’d done a post on this Shelby Chesnes hottie before. But turns out I have, and that she’s a former Playboy Playmate with a body to die for — although you probably could’ve figured that last part out from this bikini/lingerie photoshoot. Anyway, I also can’t remember whether I already asked Shelby to marry and then divorce me or not, but I figure I should probably do that again, just to be safe.
Here’s one of my favorite ageless hotties Carmen Electra stuffed into a tight dress at some runway show in LA and showing that she’s still got it. And by still got it, I mean the ability to start a fire in my pants region in 10 seconds. Granted, maybe it’s starting to take a little more time these days, especially when Carmen isn’t showing any of her trademark cleavage. But that just means I might actually be able to break my 45 second record one of these days and set a new personal best. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m still waiting for Abigail Ratchford to accept my very romantic Twitter marriage proposal, but on the plus side, as least she keeps delivering seriously hot bikini photoshoots like this one in the meantime. Although if she keeps this up for much longer, pretty soon I won’t be the only one fighting for this busty hottie’s affections. So enjoy these, but just remember, I called dibs first! Photos: Fameflynet
Koutney seems to agree with a lot of KimYe’s critics… Kourtney Kardashian Slams Kim Kardashian For Parenting Style Serial mommy Kourtney Kardashian seems to think that her sister’s parenting style is a bit selfish . Apparently she thinks dragging North around to high fashion events and dressing her in custom designer pieces is a ridiculous show and doesn’t really cater to the child. Via RadarOnline : Kourtney Kardashian is slamming the way her little sister Kim Kardashian is raising North West — her 1-year-old daughter with rapper Kanye West —behind her back! “They have opposite parenting styles. Kourtney is very hands-on and all about doing kid things with her kids, not adult things,” a family friend told In Touch. “She thinks Kim parading North around is terrible,” continues the source. “Kourtney would never bring her kid into a paparazzi storm like Paris Fashion Week or sit front row at a fashion show with her kids.” As RadarOnline.com has reported, Kim, 33, went as far as recently getting her tyke a stylist to keep her decked out in the latest fashions. “Kim has hired North West her own personal tailor whose sole job is to make mini versions of Kim’s designer outfits and ensure that they always coordinate,” a source told Grazia magazine. Everyone has to parent in their own way…do you think Kourtney is right?
I got a little worried when I first looked up Katherine McNamara and found out that she’s a former Disney Channel star, but you can stop trying to flush your laptop. Because according to my research, Katherine’s 18. And it looks like she’s already a pro at this whole celebrity thing too, since here she is posing with pumpkins for the paps in a set of fake “candids.” But that’s OK, she’s cute enough that I’m willing to give her a pass. Just as a heads up for next time though, Katherine should know that these fake photoshoots are supposed to be done in a bikini at the beach or booty shorts in the park , not jeans at a pumpkin patch. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I got a little worried when I first looked up Katherine McNamara and found out that she’s a former Disney Channel star, but you can stop trying to flush your laptop. Because according to my research, Katherine’s 18. And it looks like she’s already a pro at this whole celebrity thing too, since here she is posing with pumpkins for the paps in a set of fake “candids.” But that’s OK, she’s cute enough that I’m willing to give her a pass. Just as a heads up for next time though, Katherine should know that these fake photoshoots are supposed to be done in a bikini at the beach or booty shorts in the park , not jeans at a pumpkin patch. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’d never heard of Rachel Hilbert before this, but after getting a behind-the-scenes look at her new swimsuit shoot for Victoria’s Secret, I want to find out everything there is to know about the blonde hottie. So far, all I can tell from “researching” her Instagram is that Rachel’s an instant pants fire whether she’s modeling bikinis or lingerie, but I’m sure we’ll have tons of time to get to know each other better during our future divorce. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Attention all you wannabe celebrities out there, you’re going to want to take note: because here’s my favorite busty brunette Helen Flanagan to show you how to take a proper selfie. Now that said, as good as Helen’s looking here, there is still a little room for improvement. Her technique isn’t 100% perfect. After all, she forgot to ditch the lingerie and send these directly to my inbox, but even so, I think we should all be studying these very closely. Enjoy.
Here’s Nick Jonas’ super hot beard Olivia Culpo showing off her amazing body in a bikini while on vacation in Miami. I’m not sure what Olivia does besides enjoy having the luxury of datng a rich has-been pop star, but I guess it’s a better lifestyle than dating a blogger that lives in his mom’s basement. Or is it? I mean it’s free rent. Call me when things begin to not work out. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s Nick Jonas’ super hot beard Olivia Culpo showing off her amazing body in a bikini while on vacation in Miami. I’m not sure what Olivia does besides enjoy having the luxury of datng a rich has-been pop star, but I guess it’s a better lifestyle than dating a blogger that lives in his mom’s basement. Or is it? I mean it’s free rent. Call me when things begin to not work out. Photos: PacificCoastNews
