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Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Iggy Azalea to Vivid: Keep My (Trademarked) Name Off (Possibly Real) Sex Tape!

Iggy Azalea’s strategy to combat the release of her purported sex tape appears to be the legal equivalent of throwing s–t at the wall and hoping something sticks. Her latest tactic? Telling porn distributor Vivid it can expect a lawsuit if it releases the video, which may or may not be real … because her name is trademarked! That’s right … “Iggy Azalea” can only be used by Iggy Azalea, she claims. At this point, it appears to that an Iggy Azalea sex tape exists. Probably. Her lawyers’ denials, originally direct and succinct, have become more numerous and nebulous (one might even say flimsy) in the ensuing days. Initially, they said it was fake, then said she may have been underage . Then they claimed she may or may not have consented to it – which is ridiculous, either she did or she didn’t – if the video is legit. Which it maybe isn’t. Iggy personally denied the tape, only to see the alleged co-star Hefe Wine come forward to say it’s totally real and that she was 18 when he met her. So … Trying a different tack, Azalea attorneys have sent a letter to Vivid, which has said it’s reviewing the tape, claiming her stage name is a U.S. Trademark. Vivid is reportedly unmoved , and continuing its “due diligence” … ick. We don’t even want to know what’s going on behind those scenes, but TMZ also says Iggy feels betrayed by her ex, so it’s looking like the video’s legit. Will we get to see it? All we can do is stay tuned on that front. 11 Odd Iggy Azalea Facts! 1. Her Stage Name Has History She took the name “Iggy Azalea” from her childhood dog and the street she grew up on.

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Iggy Azalea to Vivid: Keep My (Trademarked) Name Off (Possibly Real) Sex Tape!

Yara Khmidan’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but it’s starting to get pretty damn cold down here in my mom’s basement, which means summer’s over and that’s bumming me out. So I figured what better way to counteract that than with some super-hot bikini pictures of my favorite Ukrainian hottie Yara Khmidan at the beach. And I think it must be working, because I can feel the temperatures rising again already. Granted, that’s only in my pants region, but hey, it’s a good start. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →

More Yasmine Colt Bikinis Pictures

Good news: the Tuna Bump must be working, because I keep putting up pictures of Yasmine Colt and she keeps doing more killer bikini photoshoots for all of us to drool over. It’s like some kind of self-perpetuating cycle, and let’s just hope it never stops. Because I’m more than happy to keep this up until Yasmine runs out of bikini pictures, or until my limited attention span has me moving on to a new crush, whichever comes first. So let’s all just keep enjoying it until then. Photos: Fameflynet

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

Amanda Cerny Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

I’m going to make this really short and sweet. Amanda Cerny is f#cking hot! » view all 11 photos                   Photos: Fameflynet

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Amanda Cerny Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

Charisma Carpenter Bikini Picture of the Day

Charisma Carpenter posted a NUDE to celebrate turning 100 for her fans who still remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and trust me they remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because any dudes into Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just that level of socially awkward and loyal…I’ve met buffy fans and they are some weirdness… All this to say, her posting the picture of her in a bikini is hardly that exciting, maybe a little divorcee or menopausal trying to suck in a little positive reinforcement for all the pilates classes she’s been taking. Which isnt’ a bad thing, especially if you meet her in a bar drunk one night, these 100 year old ex babes from TV, know how to throw down when filled with sadness that the glory years are over…I mean historically all 100 year olds who were once babes, but now drunk and alone love to get dirty…so I guess this makes sense.

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Meet Super Hottie Mila De Wit

I know you guys rely on me to find the latest up-and-coming models for you to spend your lunch break drooling over, so here goes: meet Mila De Wit . Despite hours seconds of research, pretty much all I’ve been able to find out about Mila is that she’s Dutch and has a killer bikini body. But I’m hoping that thanks to this Tuna Bump, soon we’ll be able to learn a whole lot more about her. Specifically, what she looks like in lingerie too. Fingers crossed. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →

Jasmine V Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of Jasmine V before, but according to Wikipedia turns out she is an R&B/pop singer and a super hot piece of ass. Ok, I may have paraphrased just a tad, but that’s what it should say. Anyway, here she is doing a bikini photoshoot. Not sure what it’s for other than for my dreams.           Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

Lily Allen Bikini Pictures

My mother always told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. Well, it’s a good thing I never listen to that old hag because if I did I wouldn’t say that Lily Allen needs to hit the gym and do some deep knee bends, big time!                   Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →