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Disgusting and Unwanted Chrissy Teigen Fat Pussy Slip of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is like a Kardashian, in that she’s not hot, she’s fat, but thanks to fucking Kanye related talent, she’s relevant…only the Kardashians’ were relevant before they fucked Kanye….where as Chrissy Teigen only exists because she found some dude on the brink of breaking out who was Kanye’s childhood friend…and who had everything lined up to break out….John Legend….and she trapped him, fucked his wallet, and brain washed him into thinking she was there before he hit, even though she knew what she was doing, while all the other girls after him are just there cuz he’s famous….you know so that he felt some loyalty to her and her big tits that were once in SI Swim before she became a fat housewife with a social media account… She’s a reminder that everything is based on timing…lives change because of timing and her timing worked out great for her… She’s blocked me on all her social media, she sent her army after me when I encouraged her to kill herself before her twitter went viral and got her celebrated as some authority on things…like Bieber eating is Burrito sideways…always there to talk about trending things to get noticed….you strategic pig. Being blocked by her is a gift, so I don’t need to remember she exists, no matter how hard she tries to get noticed…. Her pussy slip, fat mom panty slip, whatever this is…is not a gift cuz she’s old and looks like a Korean lady working the counter at the convenience store and she’s not even Korean…which is weird but more importantly – gross…so gross….i guess this is what pussy looks like when it’s fucked a wallet raw. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Disgusting and Unwanted Chrissy Teigen Fat Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Priyanka Chopra Cleavage of the DAy

Priyanka Chopra is in some Bangladeshi photoshoot you’d expect to see on the walls of the convenience store you buy your beer at…owned by some Bangladeshi…showcasing his daughter’s wedding or some shit… But apparently they are promo pics for the new Baywatch, that I fear people will see thanks to Marketing, but should never see, thank to it being pure fucking shit…there’s no way it will be good or worth seeing and the producers should be punished for their sins…not rewarded for a terrible idea…you know… Priyanka Chopra is the answer…Miss World / Bollywood Star / Millions of Spam Bot traffic on social media of Indian call center workers who love seeing their own succeed, it’s the only thing I can imagine is responsible for that brown comedians success…INDIA… Either way, great tits, makes me want eat vindaloo of of them….before shitting myself spicy…for the next week….Indian…goodness…in the WORSt shoot ever. I like how her NAN bread on her back is bulging out…SEXy The post Priyanka Chopra Cleavage of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day

Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Hate It Or Love It?!?! Minnesota’s Hip-Hop “Sensation” Y.N. Rich Kids “Hot Cheetos And Takis” [Music Video]

These kids must be EATING! North Side Kids “Hot Cheetos And Takis” Ok, so we’re admittedly a lil’ late to this party, but that doesn’t mean we don’t know a banger when we hear one! According to The Village Voice Surely you’ve heard of “Hot Cheetos and Takis,” the banger from the Y.N.RichKids, by now? The song, a product of the Minneapolis North Community YMCA’s Beats and Rhymes Program, is as infectious as its titular snacks are artificially flavored, with what appears to be a bunch of community school-educated pre-teens spitting the ode to the convenience store staples. It’s also sincerely one of the best rap songs of this summer. It’s actually really nice to see little kids rapping about little kid isht, as opposed to Chief Keefin’ (yes, he’s a verb now) and rappin’ about guns and killing people. So without further ado… Image via YouTube

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Bai Ling in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing….. I am not really interested in going deeper into this….Bai Ling’s been irrelevant since before I started blogging, I just figured why not help her remind the world she exists. I’m a hero like that…I should charge her for advertising…cuz you know what…I want a private fucking jet. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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VeloMini Folding Electric Bike Brings Best of Both Worlds

Image via Velomini For urban cyclists, there’s the convenience of folding bikes that can easily fit inside an apartment, office cubicle, or subway car, and there’s also the helpful ease of electric assist bikes which can get you to work without breaking much of a sweat. There aren’t all that many bikes out there that offer both of these features, but breaking on to the scene is the Velomini, and it looks promising. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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