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Gisele Bundchen Works Her Booty At The Beach

It’s got to have been at least a couple years since we’ve had a new set of bikini pictures from Gisele Bundchen on the site, because according to my sources, she went and did something crazy like “have a second kid.” Anyway, I’m happy to report that the supermodel MILF finally got back to work here by looking super-hot in bikinis at the beach, and I expect her to start putting in a lot more hours at the office moving forward. Because that’s going to help both of us pay the bills. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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Ireland Baldwin is a Fucking Monster for some Brand of the Day

I’d like to take a minute from your hectic day to look at these pics of Ireland Baldwin and try to understand why she’s getting work when she’s such a fucking monster…I’m talking some kind of Baldwin Ogre that crawled out of a Bassinger vagina, only to morph into the big and bloated looking trust fund brat, with an identity crisis, who one day is getting married and simulating sex on social media, to the next when she’s dating some black Youtube spoken word/rapper chick…straight from the fucking gutter…It’s like anything to rebel, get noticed, get attention, be different, cause some kind of conflict, when all she needs to do is ride her family name, book a sitcom and shut the fuck up…but instead, like all these other instagram girls, she’s trying to be a model. What the fuck is wrong with people. If I was her, I’d ride that inheritance straight to a tropical island to fucking tan…people have their priorities all fucked up.

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Emma Roberts for Jimmy Choo of the Day

Wanna know what I like…Emma Roberts. I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t think she’s insanely hot. I don’t think she’s got this banging body. I don’t really care to see her in a bikini or strutting around for attention…but there’s this element of cute hipster who you’d see in the park reading a book, because reading is super hipster, wearing a pair of short shorts with her ass hanging out…and if you’re lucky with some stray pubic hair sticking out…because hipsters don’t maintain that shit..that wouldn’t be hipster..that would be caring and the first law of hipster is not caring… Maybe I am into the fact that her dad is some fallen from the top star, who she had to grow up listening to him complaining about the glory days, so caught up in his own self destruction to give her the attention she needed…you know always introducing her to new hot aspiring actors he was slamming…confusing her…giving her the daddy issues I am sure she has…and here she is modelling for shoes…a lot less interesting than her starring in sex scenes..but good enough to look at for 10 seconds than move on…

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Nina Agdal Bikini Campaign of the Day

Nina Agdal is an overrated immigrant hooker who has managed to get into a pretty relevant magazine for Swimsuit companies, and thus has booked at least one or two campaigns, using her silly looking retard head, to sell bikinis….she’s also used that magazine to get herself unprotected sex with Adam Levine, tainting her amazing body, the only thing she had going for her…cuz that retard head is just too handicapped to really fall in love with…but I guess these are decisions people make for security, when swept up by the industry and made famous, especially when they are immigrants and don’t any better. They just hear American music and swoon, even shitty American Music like Maroon 5…so when she finally comes to America…she figures she should let America and the pop culture it pollutes the world with should come to her…it’s really just per being patriotic to her new home.. Either way, here she is in a bikini campaign and it’s boring as fuck.

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Nina Agdal Because She Is Amazing

I’m not sure what campaign these pictures of Nina Agdal are from, but I do know that any time we get to see her in a bikini it’s a good thing. So make sure to check these amazing photos because they’re probably the hottest of the day. Enjoy.                

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Yikes! Leah Wright Bikini Pictures

Normally I’m all for busty British reality stars showing off their, uh, talents at the beach, but these pictures of The Only Way is Essex ‘s Leah Wright are currently making the Little Tuna run for cover. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Leah would be a lot of fun to take motorboating. But even though she’s definitely got a body for TV, that’s a face for radio right there. I don’t get it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Gigi Paris is Naked for Chris Shintani of the Day

Her name is Gigi Paris. She’s not all that famous yet, but she’s doing the rounds of hipster modelling, and the cool kids are taking notice…like this photographer named CHRIS SHINTANI who she got naked for…I don’t know if it was for a campaign, or money, or just for fun, because getting naked is awesome for everyone, at least that’s what I tell girls I am trying to get naked…who never seem to believe me or trust my intentions, because I’m stroking my penis while I tell them to undress…it happens to even the most professional of us…

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Rumer Willis isn’t Offensively Ugly Anymore of the Day

I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp… Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live… And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career: I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right… Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of her Perfroming where she’s not that hot – but hotter than she’s ever been… CLICK HERE

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