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Rumer Willis isn’t Offensively Ugly Anymore of the Day

I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp… Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live… And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career: I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right… Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of her Perfroming where she’s not that hot – but hotter than she’s ever been… CLICK HERE

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Ashley Greene on a Trapeze of the Day

A week ago – Ashley Greene posted these picture of her on a trapeze, and apparently, the world was able to go on. I know, surprising, you’d think she’d have the star power to shut down the internet, but only 9,000 people liked the shit, I guess making her pretty obsolete…which I guess is a life lesson to all of you girls aspiring to whore yourself into fame…sure a bit part on a huge franchise is good for your bank account, and a fake relationship where you pretend to be a virgin with a Jonas brother is a good way to maintain that audience…you know keep them engaged…but the second it is all over…it is over…because people have no attention span, fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just knows how to strategically fuck, despite her “Promise Ring” she pretended to once have…when the only promise she made was to take it on the face if she got the part… If you want to see Ashley Greene Paid By Target to Shop at Target…it’s a fetish to at least one person CLICK HERE

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Eva Herzigova in a One Piece of the Day

Eva Herzigova is in a one piece…I would image you’d care about this if you had any fucking ideal who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do, but I don’t and I’ve been writing the site for 10 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…sooooooooo she’s in a one piece…this is not news, but the news is depressing. I don’t need to hear about 2000 people dying of Ebola in some African country that I know will spread to the rest of the world – killing us all off, a fear of mine when I was younger and a little more hopeful in humanity, but now something I am ready to see happen….or maybe the 1500 Christians killed in Iraq, the Isreal crisis, the Libya criss…shit’s fucking doomed…but Eva Herzigova can get us through this in her bikini…she’s a modern day superhero…someone give her the nobel peace prize like she was Nelson Mandela. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here

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Joan Rivers on The Real Housewives of New York City: A Bunch of Whores!

Joan Rivers is taking an interesting approach to promoting her new book, Diary of a Mad Diva . Instead of making the talk show rounds and playing nice with guests and audiences, as celebs usually do when they’re hocking memoirs, Joan has embarked on a one-woman mission to offend every man, woman, and child in Hollywood. And it seems to be working: Joan Rivers on Watch What Happens Live! Appearing on Watch What Happens Live! last night, Joan was asked by host Andy Cohen for her opinion about the Real Housewives of New York and their style choices. He had to know what was coming: “I know they’re your pets,” replied Rivers. “[But] they look like whores.” Rivers warned the crowd at the start of the show that she’d had a bad day and wouldn’t be playing nice, and her interview was all the more entertaining for it, as she riffed on celebs ranging from Tommy Lee Jones to Helen Keller: Amazingly, Rivers didn’t attack Kim Kardashian again, but she did get in some shots at Bruce Jenner, saying the former Olympian has “six children, a gold medal and, now, a vagina.” Somehow, Rivers raised the bar even further after that, when she was asked about Lil Kim’s plastic surgery and replied, “You almost wish Chris Brown would punch her in the face.” Meh. Still less controversial than Joan’s comments about Israel . Real Housewives: Before They Were Reality Stars! 1. Tamra Barney: Before The Real Housewives OCs Tamra was quite the bodacious bikini babe. Still is!

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Britney Spears Lingerie Ads: Photoshopped to Flatten Stomach?

The ads for Britney Spears’ lingerie line  that hit the web last week showed the pop star looking more trim and toned than she has in years. But while Brit’s clearly been working out, and may even be benefiting from laser fat removal treatments , an expert in digital photo editing says the lingerie ads were still altered to flatten Brit’s midsection. “They’ve been retouched,” says Giles Fabris, CEO of LookingBetterOnline, adding that Photoshopping on pics as revealing as Brits has become “the industry standard.” “While Britney Spears is obviously naturally a beautiful woman, when it comes to modeling, most modeling shots are retouched,” Fabris says. “It creates an image that often is realistically impossible for women to attain.” Fabris says that in addition to her slightly flatter stomach, Britney’s “nose [has been] retouched…her hips look a little fuller, they plumped her eyes.” It’s unfortunate that that sort of tinkering has become the norm, particularly since Britney’s body has been looking insanely good lately. It’s a dangerous game these pic editors are playing, as we’ve all seen what can happen when Photoshopping goes awry. Let us never forget the time Kim Kardashian lost an arm . Britney Spears Bikini Photos: Damn, Girl! 1. Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue Britney Spears’ bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point.

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Lily Allen Takes a Swim Less Fat with Hard Nipples of the Day

The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content… I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on… ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes. Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show… Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show…. Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Bashes Adrienne Bailon, Tells Ex-Friend to “LetItGooooo”

It’s no Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom feud. But Kim Kardashian has something to say to Adrienne Bailon. The singer tells the new issue of Latina that her career was “hurt” by her affiliation with the Kardashians many years ago, back when she was dating Rob and often appearing on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Bailon also goes off on her ex for “strategically” making plans to cheat on her in 2009. In response, Kardashian took to Twitter and called Bailon out for her hypocrisy, writing online: “Funny how she says being with a Kardashian hurt her career yet the only reason she has this article is bc she is talking about a Kardashian.” That actually is a fair point. But Kim is the same person who complains one moment about her privacy being invaded and then shares pictures of herself in a bikini the next moment. So… yeah. Pot. Kettle. Black. All that. Kardashian also quoted a famous Disney character in her Twitter retort to Bailon. #LetItGoooooLetItGoooooo (FROZEN VOICE),” North’s mom wrote. “So sad when people try to kick my brother when he is down #FamilyForever.” Kim, of course, is referencing Rob’s ongoing troubles, which many believe stem from his significant weight gain and which led to him actually ditch Kim’s wedding to Kanye West . So props to Kim for standing up for her brother anyway. We guess. But let’s be honest: an intern probably wrote those Tweets. 13 Krazy Kim Kardashian Quotes [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life. Permalink: is the purpose of life. Added: July 22, 2014 1. [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life. [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

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Lucy Bayet Busts Out Big Time

I know it’s tough remembering of all the no-name hotties I post on the site, you’d probably need a spreadsheet to keep track of them all. But trust me, you won’t have any problems remembering Australian model Lucy Bayet after this, because this might be one of the hottest bikini shoots you’ll see all week, if not all month. Now, I’ve heard some people call Lucy here Australia’s Kate Upton , but screw that. With pictures this good, we should be calling Kate America’s Lucy Bayet instead. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns.. I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…

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Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini of the Day

What the world needs is another no name in bikini paparazzi pics. So here is Sylvie van der Vaart in a bikini. I don’t know who Sylvie van der Vaart is….but she is in a bikini and that is probably all you need to know about her….because that is all there is to her and what more do you really need, personality and intelligence…just get in the way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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