Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We’ve come to the conclusion that fitness is pornographic and more importantly a healthy took to show off bodies in really revealing outfits in various unnatural poses that showcase a body’s strength and flexibility….it is the reason I used to go to the gym…at 300 lbs it wasn’t to work out…it was the reason I volunteered at the gym when the membership rates were unaffordable as gyms got more and more trendy…before being fired from being a volunteer without police involvement if I left quietly for living out my girls in the lockerroom fetish I’ve had since the 70s watching Debbie Does Dallas…which at the time was my interest level…it’s what I obsessed over but I didn’t realize watching the tits in a sports bra doing deep squats in leggings was the foreplay. That said, it’s ben a great tool for these women to be slutty without being slutty because it’s just a casual workout dude…she didn’t post this cuz she wanted you to see her asshole sweat…she did it to share how good her form is, how great her strength is and to give her weird fans something to jerk off to, they just don’t like advertising. Here she is leaving the gym in her tight outfit… Here she is with her titties out at the Farmer’s Market…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Rohrbach aka the new CJ from Baywatch but the new PAM ANDERSON she is not. Her tits are too real and sloppy….but her Baywatch stint could be why she’s out there surfing, you know Kelly Slater was on Baywatch and he is a world champion surfer, why wouldn’t all the Baywatch cast and crew get up on that surf trend, live that surf life, surfs up dude…..not to mention…all kinds of old people are doing it and bitch is looking old…so this trendy and cool surf thing is a great accessory for an instagram pic…a good excuse to be on the beach….until the shark eats you and you end up like that Jesus loving Beth Hamilton chick… Point being, Kelly Rohrbach is some rich kid from Connecticut, who got into SI with her big tits, cuz that’s how rich people live, they just get whatever the fuck they want with the help of paying people off…her dad, Clay Rohrbach, is a Financier…who is on that board at Hanover Foods Corp….which basically is just so you understand why she’s in Hollywood… She also had a stint as Leo Dicaprio’s public girlfriend, which I guess gave her more than just herpes, which in all honesty she probably already had, you know with that whole trying to be famous shit, dicks enter pussies raw….but then again Leo is a known homosexual and likely only put it in her butt…if that…it was more a marketing ploy for all involved… Well she’s at the beach, living her rich kid who doesn’t need to work life, bikini bottoms jacked up her ass, while jacking the surf life from actual surfers, and you’ll likely like this…so like it. Round here we only have eyes for one surfer with a bikini eating ass.. Anastasia Ashley .. the contest winning Surf Slut… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Eating Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jordyn Jones is January Jone’s illegitimate daughter with Tom Jones, maybe it was Tommy Lee Jones…I don’t have my facts straight, I am too distracted by some dancing chick in provocative outfits doing provocative poses for social media because that’s where she’s got her following and all the girls are doing it. She’s 18 or 19 now, you know still jailbait for an average pervert, but what makes me concerned is that the perverts who actually know who she is, are probably not like you and me, just learning about her through her provocative content, but instead are fucking disgusting weirdos because who know she got her start on some Disney Dance show when she was 10 years old…and unfortunately I know that Youtube and Disney Channel caters to as many grown men watching with their kids, as it does little kids, and grown men who just happen to be subscribed to the Disney Channel sucked into the show…because that’s how marketing works and that’s probably why all these Disney Kids off themselves in various ways….being sexualized by their parents to the industry, then sexualized to the fan and grown men at a young age, is fucking dark and twisted….but stage parents don’t care…they’ll sell out anything for that chance and rich and famous. Pretty fucking vile humans out there, not to put a damper on the history of Jordyn Jones, I mean her history and her dance training, makes for some issues that we see presenting themselves on social media that we can jerk off to, a small price to pay…for our perverted enjoyment. here she is being very racy JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Instathot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren, the instagram travel porn influencer who actually influenced so many people to follow her lead and get naked, slutty in luxurious locations – on some bootleg photoshoots that looked like high end photoshoots in a DIY whoring that gets you paid. She got fake tits, kept moving towards racier and racier content, got huge following and TV, that is dying needed hot relevant pussy to feature on Dancing with the Stars…. They cast her, not realizing she’s only relevant on Instagram to people on instagram, and the crossover won’t get any motherfucker watching cable… TV is dead…but feels good to be on TV I guess….dancing like the stripper she pretty much is. Well. She Didn’t win…but her body is a winner to all of us perverts so check it out. The post The Ass that Lost Dancing with the Stars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content… She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jaime King is an ex heroin addict model from the 90s, who had a boyfriend die of a drug overdose as people do when they start fucking with heroin, who survived that era and moved to LA to become an actor, or whatever the fuck she is, but who’s tits don’t seem to have survived, because I guess that’s what happens when you have kids and hey suck the tits off your chest, or when you have to start starving yourself to stay fit, or maybe she’s had cancer…I don’t know..I just know her nipples are hard, her face looks old and tired, but she’s still worth looking at as a reminder of how precious life is, how you only are here for a limited time and how you fucking expire quick…. Inspiring really. Here are her tits us old fucks used to jack off to….before internet porn was in video and when tits were enough… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop are two instagram thots posing like fake lesbians, the LGBT community should be enraged but instead they are just turned on. Sticking penis shaped objects up inside them…sometimes in strap on form so that they can stick it up each other…like they were born with a Phallus of their own…to live that TOXIC masculinity without the balls to get in the way… It’s also a good thing these girls get naked to take the attention away from those awful faces, its like dogged faced Nina Agdal and a subway sandwich had a baby…..look close you’ll see what I mean…. I guess this is just further evidence that bodies, tanned and naked, fit and naked, are enough to trick instagram algorithm into likes and follows….this instagram thing is the era of average looking chicks getting paid to get naked like they were real models…even though when you look at Bree Kleintop and Gabby they look like your old accountant Herschel…with smaller tits. Point being…this picture has already been photoshopped and it’s still just repetitive shit lazy people put out to keep the momentum of their bullshit instagram model life. Keep up the hard work, you know they think this is hard work, all while it requires little to no effort…beyond traveling places and showing up…. Pretty silly times. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop Fake Naked Lesbians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham is my business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, and who I guess I haven’t done any business with since 2013, when her sex tape came out and I was lucky enough to get featured on an actual relevant website, since we know that this isn’t an actual relevant website, all because I had the exclusive squirting clip, which you’d assume would make me an actual relevant website, but the internet doesn’t really work that way….some sites get all the love, and others are sort of in existence but no one actually cares about them or check in on them, since it’s a lot of the same shit for 14 years, but isn’t everything alot of the same shit, I get it I’m not Instagram or Facebook Owned you pricks….but at least I keep doing this for the 1 -2 people who care…..it is loyalty man…committed to a cause I haven’t figured out yet…but figure if I live another 14 years I still won’t have figured out…but I will still be updating this shi…it’s a habit. Anyway, I made 10k off her sex tape, the squirt scene…I’ve seen her get fucked up the ass, I’ve see her ass get implants, her tits get bolted on…the mental illness that is celebrity and fame…an empire collapsing, but still existing…from Teen Mom, slutty teen getting on TV, to thong bikinis…all while being horse faced and disgusting…pretty fucking brilliant run. I would watch her biopic and you’d probably jerk off to it. That is why I appreciate both you and Farrah. Equally sick fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
