I have told you about my friend Steve and his unhealthy obsession with Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is…. Her claim to fame, at least in America is that she was Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock…..yes, Fergie has a Meth Cock…. But as it turns out, he has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, probably rich and on TV in Mexico, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, the distorted dysmorphia, the demand for a specific look, coupled with the readily available procedures, these average looking girls, with a little investment into themselves, their FAVORITE investment, are able to become the woman she always felt she was….a MUPPET HEAD… The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot and likely got her tits from the same factory that gave Salma Hayek her tits, and we know how that worked out for her….pretty good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eiza Gonzalez Hot in a Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I love the fact that Elizabeth Hurley is now an Instagram model! Usually broads her age are at home watching soaps, shoving chips down their throats. However, Liz will have none of that. Instead she is taking pictures of herself in little bikinis and hanging onto her youth by a thread.
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While most of us breathe a sigh of relief that Ronnie Magro and Jen Harley aren't engaged , that doesn't mean that he's being smart. It wasn't long ago that he got into huge trouble with Jen for his hot tub adventures. On this new Jersey Shore: Family Vacation sneak peek, Ronnie is getting into another hot tub with another woman. Oh boy … In his confessional interview, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro sounds confident. To hear him tell it, he's not going to follow his horniest impulses and make a fool out of himself again. “Listen, I’ve seen a lot of girls in bathing suits. I’ve seen a lot of girls without bathing suits,” Ronnie says. By his way of thinking, he's been desensitized to beautiful women in very little clothing. “So, another girl in a bathing suit isn’t really that tempting,” Ronnie claims. Sure. Millions of years of evolutionary instinct screaming bang or die in his ear will be easy to resist. “And I’m not going to go down that road again,” Ronnie insists. Now, one of the benefits of editing is comedic timing. In this case, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation cuts to Angelina Pivarnick‘s friend, Lindsay. Lindsay looks drop-dead gorgeous in her bikini. Everyone exclaims “Yes!” as she enters the room, even though she covers up her turquoise two-piece. Ronnie, however, is shown rolling over onto his face, as if to avoid looking at her. His friends then rib him for blushing in Lindsay's presence. “Ronnie is getting a weird look in his eye around Jewish Barbie,” Vinny G points out. He's not optimistic about Ronnie's decision-making skills. “I know this look,” Vinny says. “Usually that leads to bad decisions.” Vinny summarizes: “This is not good.” Ronnie decided to volunteer to accompany Lindsay to the hot tub. As Pauly D characterizes: “Ronnie's gonna check the water, and make sure it's … make sure it's wet.” As Pauly's words suggest, there is no actual need for Ronnie to accompany Lindsay out to the tub. In case there was any doubt about Ronnie's relationship status when this scene was filmed, Lindsay brings it up. “So you’re still not single, yet?” Lindsay asks. This is a smart move on her part — bringing it up first. Ronnie doesn't appear to give any sort of verbal answer in the clip. So, correct . “You have to be happy,” Lindsay says, though we cannot confirm that she was directly responding to that topic. (Reality shows and their notorious editing, folks) As all of this is happening, Ronnie and Lindsay do not have any actual privacy. Not only are cameras still on them, but Ronnie's friends are watching, too. Now, we've all been the friend who's had a few drinks and peers through the window nosily as their friend maybe hooks up. But Ronnie's friends are vocally concerned about his decision-making skills. Considering how poorly Jen seems to take even the appearance of his cheating, they hate to see him blunder again. (Last time, it even involved a hot tub) As toxic as Ronnie's relationship with Jen was, this doesn't seem like the right way for him to end things. Only with the new episode will we see how poor Ronnie's judgment really was.
Alexandra Smelova is showing off her naked Russian body, because Russians are typically hot, at least the Russians I see, because I assume the ugly ones were killed off in the Communist era of Russia Must Be the Best… In this nude shoot, which we can assume is for the mail order bride catalog, that I assume they still do, in the Russian Sex Worker human trafficking trade….and she’s showing off her flexbibility and dancer body…since all Russians do Ballet…all while naked…and it’s more exciting than a COSSACK dance which I know you think is pretty exciting. The post Alexandra Smelova Nude Russian Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dagny Paige is some girl from instagram with 45,000 followers, which I guess isn’t a lot compared to the other whores out there. She confidently tells people she’s a model, it’s a tactic to convince the world into thinking that she’s a model…and maybe her business as a model will be lucrative, making her instagram a glimpse into her model life… Well to those 45,000 people….here’s her tit they’ve probably been wanting to see in her slutty bikini pics…because it’s just a tit, that’s how they angle it…but it’s so much more than a tit…it’s a marketing tool..to get a higher level of being noticed….even in this era of tits everywhere.. The post Dagny Paige TITTY of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family. I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes. I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s nice to see Farrah Abraham on vacation, one of the more interesting sex workers…who is now a porn chick because she shot porn, after she was a horny teen mom who took loads in her instead of her ass, and got on MTV and became famous cuz they promote teen moms, only to fall off and decide to do a sex tape, because that’s what people do, when they want to feel hot and generate some buzz, they film a sex tape…cuz people are all either exhibitionist perverts….or voyeur perverts…into seeing some MTV reality trash squirt on video….it was a good time, good era, it was all so simple back then…. It’s nice to see her on vacation, because after all the injections, bootleg surgeries, bolted on tits from some back alley mechanic, she’s not melting….but rather thriving….magical really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Plastic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore… She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior… Here is the video…. Dance dance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
