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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally…. If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone… It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing…. You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”… Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….” Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”….. I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits. I don’t do captions. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck? I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie… I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know… FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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AnnaLynne McCord at her Best of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

From 90210 the next generation….to that’s about all she’s done but when she was doing that she was doing everything… You need to support a girl who had a little bit of success, enough to get her paid and noticed, to go to every single event she was invited to, sometimes 6 events a day, to do the red carpet and get the paparazzi pics…knowing the show was amazing for her brand name…but not an amazing show that will last… Now all these years later, her body still tight, her bikini selfie solid…it didn’t require much effort I’m sure…I’m really sure….but it happened…art when you’re just a basic fucking white girl with dreams of fame…. The post AnnaLynne McCord at her Best of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey is a Topless Dude of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why is that dude wearing women’s panties in a selfie? Did he figure out that bikini pics are enough to get you noticed and famous in this no talent world. Is he looking for gender equality and equal pay to the female influencers…. Oh no, it’s juat Halsey doing low lever tricks to keep up momentum with her bullshit career and low level of talent. Fuck all trash that wants you to want to fuck then but that will never fuck you – but they will sell you concert tickets at full price… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey is a Topless Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Moa Aberg and Victoria Germyn are Hot Naked Girls of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Moa Aberg and Victoria Germyn in what I assume is some European setting…eating Pasta, getting some sun, hanging topless by the pool like Euro’s do…while being documented by a photographer telling them what to do…including but not limited to the yellow bikini bottom straddling the seat cameltoe… Thongs, asses, tits, pussy definition, skinny girls half naked, all in a great setting….the dream vacation you’ll never have but that you can jerk off to… The post Moa Aberg and Victoria Germyn are Hot Naked Girls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I made a post about how everything is the fucking same yesterday or the other day..saying that all the shitty low quality pop music that kids are into fucking sucks…and all the content that people produce is all the fucking same…laziness and zero creativity….that it would be the equivalent of every singer singing the same song, to the same musical track, same lyrics the same way…it’s boring…. Only Halsey, the half black party girl who pretends she had such a hard life because she was poor and doing drugs, is both… She makes the shitty music I used as a metaphor, and she posts the shitty selfies showing off her body, that would normally be reserved for a dude she’s fucking, who I guess is now off fucking some hotter model…for the world, or her fans to see…. It’s just a weird dynamic really…there’s something nice about not seeing every girl in the world shoving her bathing suit or panties up her cunt, cropping out her face to keep it mysterious, because her face is mangled and not made up, but her body looks banging cuz she just took a shit….and feels thin… I kind of prefer not seeing ever girl shoving panties in her cunt…so that when it happens it’s really a “FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT PIC”…now it’s just not even worth talking about… Keep up the hard and expensive big budget content Produxtion you lazy twat…can’t even eat the bikini bottoms right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast… I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel… Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram… Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big… All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Liz Hurley? She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to.. She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her. She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it. She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good” I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Getting Wet of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The bikini girls a day girls are getting lazy with their fitness and their photoshop and pretty much everything because they know they can…the internet is a lie and they have the followers on lock so now it’s time to get real and be 35 years old… These girls were never hot, but they did bikini pics every day and that was enough for early instagram…now you need more spread ass shots.. But I guess getting old is a real issue when you’re marketed as a bikini girls, you have to throw in the towel at some point and sell your account or start featuring actual hot chicks you narcisstic self involved sluts… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Getting Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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