People don’t really give Haley Joel Osment the credit he deserves, especially in this era of transgender….and not for his amazing acting ability in movies like AI and The Sixth Sense, but that like all famous males, he turned awkward at puberty, so he decided to get on the girl hormones and become Emily – cuz cute girls get more out of life and it’s far easier for them to get ahead…all they have to do is post silly pics in leggings, bikinis, fitness gear and everyone gets excited…while dudes have it a lot harder…so when you’re brought into this world young…you have a weird reliance on following, audience and fame…so you do what you gotta do.. So here he is…ass in the air in some new sexual position because no one is better to craft a new sex position that a dude…who pretends to be a girl..cuz dudes are fucking perverts and come up with pervert things…but when presented by a girl…it makes it far better…hotter…good… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Haley Joel Osment in Leggings Doing a Weird Butt SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show… I am glad to hear it… I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck. She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it. It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that… She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to… It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bebe Rexha, who I call fat, because I am a cyber bully, is some 29 year old recent pop star that I only heard of this year, because I guess she got some mainstream success…. I didn’t realize she was so old, but as it turns out she was a songwriter….and she’s Albanian like Dua Lipa…the other new starlet taking over…because I guess ALbanians know shitty pop music… She has co-wrote a bunch of songs for a bunch of people….from EDM to Selena Gomez, to the Jonas Brothers, to EMINEM….and as it turns out, she was a singer for a Pete Wentz band back when Fall Out Boy had every dude dressed like an EMO scene kid queer…and I guess that just evolved….in 2010…before she was the BEBE REXHA who isn’t ANNA REXHA…based on her tits alone…now 8 years later…she’s in a hot tub…rich, famous and living her best life…while we try to make sense of her bikini top and whether we’re seeing a nipple or a McNugget she was pigging out on earlier, that she’s stiffed in her top and that she’s saving for later in case her blood sugar drops…fat people. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Nipples Wet and See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist… Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes… We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses… Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it… Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad… Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned…. Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts… Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits… Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars Here’s Sammi Hanratty….. Teyanna Taylor as Kitana Ciara being a black panther Beyonce as Phoni Braxton…. Lily Rose Depp Thigh… VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES Ashley Tisdale in 2017 HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016 Lohan in 2015 Charlotte McKinney in 2014… Rihanna in 2013… Gaga in 2012…. The post Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Richie the bootleg Kardashian who works on the Kardashian show as one of the Extras that is paid in having some old dirty dick shoved inside of her like the blow up doll she is… It’s a good strategic move for the girl, because with the kardashians she gets press and exists one a bigger and brighter stage….because without the Kardashians she’s just Lionel Richie’s biological kid…unlike Nicole Richie…who pulled the same scamming off Paris Hilton so many years ago, before the Kardashians were a thing…and has made a career for herself beyond just fucking the Good Charlotte Twin Sister Faggots and their Non Binary mall brand tattoos… Point being, she’s in Australia, traveling the world…like she’s Meghan Markle…who was just in Australia…and maybe it’s not coincidental….it is some illuminati shit…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie New Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there…. She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch… This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass…. I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass… When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years… Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo. Garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
