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Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day

In a terrible and offensive to all viral stunt…Clickbait famewhore Em Rat Cow and her bikini line have decided to continue with the clickbait in the worst viral stunt in the history of viral stunts…that include Lena Dunham as her bikini model…because it attaches her to people more famous than her, who may be working on TV shows and movies that Rat Cow wants to be cast in, and this is some aggressive dick sucking, that she knows far too well… Or maybe this is just her art, making a monster looking bitch look like a monster that she is, but in a bathing suit…rather than her regular nude, which is on another level of offensive…so if anything we should be giving Rat Cow a thanks and asking her “but why aren’t your tits in this shit”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Victoria Justice And Her Sister Are Amazing!

Victoria Justice and her sister are living the life vacationing. I’m not sure where they are and I’m too lazy to look it up, but as long as they are in bikinis, I’m one happy camper. Hottest Sisters In Hollywood! » view all 13 photos          

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Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits. That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this… She also posted this pic of her fake tits, saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities… Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”…. The post Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Is Working Them Chesticles Too

Please read my last Dua Lipa post ! Same applies here too.          

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Bella Thorne Bikini Fashion Continues…

This is how all chicks should be walking around the city! Not only at beaches. As you can see Bella Thorne ‘s bikini fashion line is very versatile and can be worn inside, outside, at the beach and on city streets. She is a fashion genius! Screw Karl Lagerfeld.                  

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Victoria Justice And Her Sister Are The Hottest

Three words: Hottest Sisters Ever! Yes, Victoria Justice and her sister are by far the hottest things to hit Hollywood in years. I’m also so proud of Vicky for taking my advice on spending more time in bikinis. It’s paying off. Now let’s all focus on that boob squeeze. Amazing!            

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Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day

Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard.. You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life… Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude.. I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with….. But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts. It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tess Holliday Claps Back After Piers Morgan Body-Shames Her Cosmo Cover

Piers Morgan can be such a mixed bag. It’s nice ot see him berate that vulture Samantha Grant . It’s gross to see him ask Caitlin Jenner creepy questions about her body . This time, he’s making gross comments about another woman’s body — plus size model and trailblazer Tess Holliday. Tess graced the cover of Cosmopolitan , and Piers was apparently unable to resist commenting on her body and accusing her of being some sort of public health hazard. Before Piers decided to insert his opinion into the narrative, Tess was delighted with her cover. “Phew,” Tess writes on Instagram. “I’m literally a COSMO GIRL!!” “Can’t believe I’m saying that!” she continues. “Thank you @CosmopolitanUK for this incredible opportunity ” Tess discusses the impact that body positivity can have, writing: “If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life ” Tess advises her fans: “Issue hits stands 8/31!” Unfortunately, Piers Morgan is one of those dudes who worries about other people loving themselves on their terms instead of on his. “As Britain battles an ever-worsening obesity crisis,” Piers laments. “This is the new cover of Cosmo.” “Apparently,” Piers continues. “We’re supposed to view it as a ‘huge step forward for body positivity.’” “What a load of old baloney,” Piers declares. ” This cover,” Piers continues. “Is just as dangerous & misguided as celebrating size zero models.” Tess took to Twitter and hit back. “To everyone saying I’m a burden to the British health care system,” Tess begins. “I’m american,” Texx explains. “So you don’t have to worry about my fat ass.” She is such a delight and doesn’t hesitate to use humor when speaking truth to power. Good for her. (Naturally, we shouldn’t conflate body size with health, and no one should be seen as a “burden” because of their health) Tess says that the people who are uncomfortable with the size of her body, which literally does not impact them at all, should have more important things on their minds. “Worry about what horrible people you are,” Tess suggests to her detractors. That’s harsh — but considering that Piers just accused her of being the next Typhoid Mary and he was far from the worst person to comment, it’s fair. She says that they have demonstrated that they’re horrible “by whining about how me being on the cover of a glossy magazine impacts your small minded life.” It’s difficult to understand why so many people feel like they have the right to tell other people what to do with their own bodies. Tess’ body does not impact the rest of us. It just doesn’t.  But a photo of her on the cover of a magazine could have a very real and powerful effect on little girls (or others, but girls especially) who are struggling to love themselves. When people like Piers say that body positive images of Tess and women like her will somehow make the “obesity epidemic” worse, it is clear what they really mean. They mean that people who have learned to love themselves won’t go on dangerous starvation diets that ultimately don’t work in a desperate attempt to get their bodies looking how Piers wants them to. If you think that one body type is more attractive than another, that’s fine — we all have preferences. But women are allowed to just exist without you wanting to bang them.

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Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity… I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him… She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head… STDs can complicate your pregnancy and may have serious effects on both you and your developing baby. Some of these problems may be seen at birth; others may not be discovered until months or years later. You learn FACTS here at DrunkenStepfather.com – REAL FACTS! Here is the movie trailer Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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