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Demi Rose Nipples Slip of the Day

Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, trying to be a Kardashian….she’s had so much of her body jacked the fuck up but people are into this look, they even pay to have sex with it, because this is the internet generation and you can fuck anything you want to fuck off the internet… It’s that whole amazon dot com, shop your social media for whatever you want… In the early 00s, I went to the porn convention, the AVN awards in Vegas because some paid for me to be there and I learned that you can fuck all the whores on the pornos for enough money, that was the whole point of I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, her act is typical played out and the only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits and stomach sucked out, she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates…. What a mess…..

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Demi Rose Nipples Slip of the Day

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it. I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them… I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.

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Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

Perrie Edwards Topless of the Day

Here’s some Perry Ellis, the iconic hipster brand, to celebrate fashion and the life of Kate Spade who I guess couldn’t handle her purses being sold at Marshalls.. Kate Spade hung herself with a scarf in her very expensive apartment because she’s rich….She was David Spade’s sister in law, she married his rich brother and she’s dead… I am sure you really care about that news, while staring at some Perrie Edwards tits, who I just assumed was Perry Ellis when I read the title but that has her own identity…same initials…different vagina… As it turns out, Perrie Edwards is from “Little Mix”, some pop band of sluts you want to fuck….so take it in….perverts. Who is Perrie Edwards ??

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Noah Cyrus Naked of the Day

Noah Cyrus is WORKING it…. Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks… You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies… So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…because I hear inbreds don’t have toe nails… Here she is with Brandi Cyrus

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Rebecca Black Bikini of the Day

Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense… Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…

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Peyton List’s Booty In A Bikini

Even thought Peyton List is no Dove Cameron , she’s impressing me with this shot. I was not expecting such a finely-sculpted little booty. Dove will have to step up her game now and show her who’s boss.                  

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Liz Hurley Still Bikinis of the Day

Remember that legend, that icon, that super star Liz Hurley…the kind of old truck you’d hang your prosthetic balls off of? Yes…that Liz Hurley…. Well she is out in a bikini, as a reminder that she exists, because it’s been about 3-5 days since her last bikini pic reminded us that she existed, her goal in life is to not fade out…because I guess she feels she is important and needs to be honored and remembered through jerking off to her…

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Selma Blair in a Bikini Erotica of the Day

What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 45 years old…. What you also probably didn’t realize is that these old timers, were once young sluts, that’s how they got on TV in the first place, and they KNOW the importance of whoring out to matter. They also know that as actors they must look as good as possible, and never get themselves fat…unless they are known for being fat..so she’s done a good job of that…. And I guess the bikini pics, just tie into the marketing and self promotion, a non fat woman who feels her sex appeal leaving her as she goes through menopause…really attempting to have dudes jerk off to her by sexualizing herself half naked. ..which is how I interpret this “just showing off my dive” pic we really didn’t need to ever see, but are seeing cuz she wants you to…and because clearly I’m a Selma Blair fan who likes repurposing her porn.

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Selma Blair in a Bikini Erotica of the Day

Halsey on Her Black Agenda of the Day

Halsey has seen some real success as a girl who fucks DJS, and gets them to make songs with her, that lead to huge success riding their coattails / dicks… Recently she’s started marketing that she’s black, because she is black, but wants everyone to know, with this letting the people know she’s black…it’s an angle, that got people talking because it seems so exploitative… racist in and of itself by labelling herself… It’s almost like she’s DRAKE, really tying to get as famous as she can for being black.. To quote the great PUSHA T….in reference to DRAKE… “always thought you weren’t black enough, scared to grow your hair out cuz it’s not NAP enough” So Here she is on her black life….

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day

Lucy Hale Pissing on an Orphan was the alternate title of this masterpiece starring the big star from Pretty Little Liars who has gone onto instagram celebrity, but more interesting, a new CW show…that does not involved pissing on black midgets, that’s just what she does in her spare time. These Hollywood Types will do anything to get noticed, but more importantly, have real weird fucking fetishes, because I guess the standard fucking is too boring for their over the top – performance based – A-Personalities… WHO knows, not me…I got no answers…just the weird fucking pic.

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day