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Irina Shayk Thong of the Day

Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot. Nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day

Lucy Hale Pissing on an Orphan was the alternate title of this masterpiece starring the big star from Pretty Little Liars who has gone onto instagram celebrity, but more interesting, a new CW show…that does not involved pissing on black midgets, that’s just what she does in her spare time. These Hollywood Types will do anything to get noticed, but more importantly, have real weird fucking fetishes, because I guess the standard fucking is too boring for their over the top – performance based – A-Personalities… WHO knows, not me…I got no answers…just the weird fucking pic.

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day

REVIEW: Curse of the Werewolf Haunts Red Riding Hood — Or Is It Just ‘The Curse’?

An alternate title for Red Riding Hood might have been “Catherine Hardwicke’s Revenge”: This might have been the director’s chance to restake her claim on the territory of steamy teen fairytales, after New Moon, the sequel to Hardwicke’s enormously successful (and, for my money, effective) Twilight , was removed from her plate and given to Chris Weitz. Red Riding Hood certainly reads like a faux Twilight, only this time a werewolf, not a vampire, is the stand-in for the terrifying unknowability of sex. There’s no reason that little tweak shouldn’t work. One set of fangs is as good as another, right?

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Japanese Girls Melting Ice Creatively

A Japanese game show pits girls against one another to see who can melt a dildo-shaped piece of ice the fastest. An alternate title of this post would be “A Japanese girl's instructional guide to giving blow jobs.” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment