Madison Beer went to the Brit Awards because her manipulation of the media has reached pop culture success. She has poked a hole in the condom that is celebrity and implanted herself in the womb….to grow into the star her mom always wanted her to be…. She was a youtuber, who wasn’t even a very good Youtuber, but there were followers…pervert followers…and she was able to get a record deal, use that record deal to get in the paparazzi and now she’s at international events where people I guess listen to her music and don’t know any better…cuz they just see it is popular on youtube… Legends don’t need talent. They just need views… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer’s Wild and Crazy Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot. Nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Condom company values ‘sweet music’ and ‘good sex,’ but has no official ties to the be-helmeted band. By Brenna Ehrlich Daft Punk Photo: Marc Grimwade/ WireImage
Dear Bossip , The question I have is how can I tell when my girlfriend is in denial? She has this guy that’s a friend, so she says. They have been friends for like 7 months. She says they have never done anything, but she tells me she goes to his house and sits in his room and waits on him to come out the shower and she says she watches him get dressed. I didn’t believe what I heard. And, she says nothing is going on. Just yesterday I found a condom wrapper on her bathroom floor. So, when I asked her about it she started laughing, talking about I put it there from the last time I was there. I know that wasn’t true. I don’t even use Trojan’s. So, the other morning she gets a bunch of clothes in the mail from UPS from her friend. I feel like I’m in competition with this guy. – Is She In Denial Dear Mr. Is She In Denial , (* *) Blank stare at you and this email. Uhm, I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but homie, you’re the one in denial. She clearly has game and is running it on you and her “friend.” Now, come on, bruh, what woman is claiming a man as a friend that she’s only known for 7 months? (Come, let me help you off that yellow bus. You’re holding up traffic.) And, for real, for real, she is sitting in his house, in his room, and waits for him to come out of the shower and watches him get dressed. But, they haven’t done anything? LMBAO! You’re just as gullible as you want to be, aren’t you? Naw, they are not having sex, he is banging her, and they may not be doing it at his house, but they sure as hell are doing it at her house. You found a condom wrapper on the bathroom floor and it’s a brand you don’t use, and she starts laughing claiming you put it there. (In my Fred Sanford voice – “You big dummy!”) If you don’t use Trojan condoms and it’s on your girlfriend’s bathroom floor, then how do you think it got there? I’ll wait for your response. Now, if you found a condom wrapper (no condom inside) on your girlfriend’s bathroom floor, where do you think it came from if you don’t use Trojan’s, and where is the condom? Again, I’ll wait for your response. Okay, I’m back. Sorry it’s taking me some time to answer your letter but there was this yellow bus sitting in the middle of the road and this boy was refusing to get off. He kept banging his head on the seat mumbling something about his girlfriend and her “friend.” Now your woman has received a UPS package filled with clothes from her “friend.” I don’t know what she is lacing her vagina walls with, but whatever it is it obviously has you delusional, deranged, and diluted. Look, Mr. Is She In Denial , let me wrap this up. It’s obvious your girl got another man and is playing the both of you. Her game is so tight that she got you believing imaginary tales of her being friends with another man, and watching him get dressed as he gets out of the shower. (* *) Blank stare. Chile, miss me and that train ride. If she is friends with him, then ask her to have all three of you go hang out. Tell her to introduce you to her friend. As a matter of fact, confront them when you do go out about the clothes he sent her and why he sent them, if he is her friend. Maybe he works at Macy’s and got a great discount. LMBAO! And, if you got the condom wrapper put it on the table and ask him if he forgot it the last time he was at her house. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t with you people. Boy, you really are silly and whipped on that girl’s coochie. She must have put it on you something awful. I suggest you get out of the relationship, move on, and stop being in denial about her situation with her “friend.” He’s not her friend. Well, maybe a friend with benefits. She is getting something from the both of you, and you’re stupid enough to continue giving it to her. Homie, you’re being played! Get your underwear from out your a** and man up. Stop being hooked on coochie and get hooked on reality! – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15), and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
I don’t know why anyone would get off to girls putting condoms on with their mouth…I get that it is a hooker move to keep the whole condom thing sexy…even though condoms are never sex….except maybe if you’re fucking a hooker in a outbreak….in which case it is just the smart choice….but I guess I am a negative thinker…maybe the condom being applied with mouth is after blowjob, and not before, because condom on during blowjobs suck more than condoms with sex, becuase when sober, condoms during sex makes sense with all the aids out there, a sense that disappears when drunk and at college parties…..either way, the videos are on youtube and they are inappropriate as fuck…so inappropriate that if I posted it on FB they’d delete me. I bet this fatty wishes the condom was cake… Wow…Experienced Old Condom User Vintage Good Try Quick and Easy
Ladies, listen up! Men say that sex is just whack! Apparently the ladies no longer hold the crown for taking and faking… the “BIG O” that is. According to the “European Society for Sexual Medicine, nearly a fifth of men” say they ain’t feeling it. Yeah they can jizz but when it comes to that pleasurable sensation, they feel none! So, are these men faking their orgasms? … YES! And clearly getting away with it! “When I asked the test subjects in plain language, ‘Did you feel orgasm [after ejaculating after sex with a woman], 16 % of men in our group said they didn’t have sensation of orgasm,” said Dr. Darius Paduch, assistant professor of urology and reproductive medicine at Weill Cornell Medical College. “This is astonishing.” We nominate the condom as Best Supporting Actor in assisting said male fakers, as it puts protective latex over the truth! Source
Embattled NFL legend Lawrence Taylor plans to claim masturbation was all that went on in the Holiday Inn room where he’s accused of raping a teen hooker. LT’s 16-year-old accuser says he was in the room, which he won’t deny. But his lawyer says there was no sexual intercourse, an element of third degree rape. As a source put it, LT engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that’s it . According to New York law, “A person is guilty of rape in the third degree when engaged in sexual intercourse with another person less than 17 years old.” But if there was no boning, as he says, was a crime still committed? Intercourse or not, Lawrence Taylor is accused of disgusting behavior . Interestingly … in the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, Rasheed Davis , authorities allege Taylor engaged in “sex acts” with the teenage accuser. There is no mention of sexual intercourse, which is required for the charge levied against Taylor, who was arrested and charged with raping her last week. As for the condom allegedly found in Taylor’s Suffern, N.Y., hotel room? Taylor’s lawyers will argue the condom wasn’t his and he didn’t use it. His lawyer, Arthur Aidala, has denied any sex between Taylor and the girl happened. Will this argument hold water with a jury? Sadly, we may find out …
I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad…
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