Dara Kristen Hayes is an Australian…. She’s also an instagram DJ…which means she takes instagram pics of her half naked body – and packaged it as a DJ since DJing requires little to no skill and the computer does that majority of the work for you – and you don’t actually need to buy records, or know how to mix or hype up the crowd, because the crowd are a bunch of idiots taking selfies and watching porno unsure of what the difference between good and bad is… Well, she’s in a bikini…and this is her…. The post DJ Tigerlily in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dara Kristen Hayes is an Australian…. She’s also an instagram DJ…which means she takes instagram pics of her half naked body – and packaged it as a DJ since DJing requires little to no skill and the computer does that majority of the work for you – and you don’t actually need to buy records, or know how to mix or hype up the crowd, because the crowd are a bunch of idiots taking selfies and watching porno unsure of what the difference between good and bad is… Well, she’s in a bikini…and this is her…. The post DJ Tigerlily in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know I say this about a lot of Insta-hotties, but it’s true: Bryana Holly is a total smokeshow, and it’s crazy to me that she’s not a bigger name in the modeling business. Something is seriously wrong with this world when Bella Hadid is a more famous bikini model than a hottie who looks like this . » view all 11 photos
I know I say this about a lot of Insta-hotties, but it’s true: Bryana Holly is a total smokeshow, and it’s crazy to me that she’s not a bigger name in the modeling business. Something is seriously wrong with this world when Bella Hadid is a more famous bikini model than a hottie who looks like this . » view all 11 photos
I don’t know when this Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid lesbianism movement or rumor started, or who created it at the Kardashian Jenner lab, to generate some hype about their bullshit that no one cares about, but they try to spin to make people care about them, because seeing Kendall Jenner being interviewed about her sexuality, talking about how she’s never eaten pussy, is just fucking weird…and despite being a pervert who likes hearing about girls and their sexuality, sex stories, something I’ve been into and passionate about forever….I still don’t care… But for some reason they all posted up bikini pics from their trip, their weird mutated asses in bikinis all topless like the little sluts they are…. If you look close enough Hailey Baldwin is mooching in the background like some Where’s Waldo bitch, who is really always there cuz she’s trying to get ahead… Kendall in panties for snapchat because she’s an attention seeking whore. The post Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid Topless Lesbians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is unfortunately the biggest news that I don’t care about, but that the world seems to care about OF THE DAY… It’s Selena Gomez looking pregnant, fat, and busty on a boat…in Australia…because she’s likely pregnant and fat… She’s a broken rich girl who has become some weird Christian….and who is obsessed with BIEBER and always runs back to him…in some crazy unstable way…you know with her in and out of rehab she likely is about that crazy girl life…so crazy she’d lie about being on pill, flipping condoms inside out, like that time I fucked a stripper and feared being trapped…. Only these people are rich, she knows she’s going to die young, she just had an organ transplant, so breeding is what GOD wants….it’s what he wants of her…bless us with your spawn…we really want it… Or maybe she’s just got plastic surgery and this is the NEW NEW…who cares really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Pregnant Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
At first, I thought it was a good thing Nina Agdal landed this Aerie swimwear campaign, because it meant more booty shots from my former #1 favorite bikini model. But then I remembered that Aerie’s whole deal is “all women” “no Photoshop” “body positivity” blah blah blah. Great, so now they want our Nina to get fat? She finally just started getting hot again ! Not cool, guys. » view all 17 photos
Image is everything. So tennis great Andre Agassi used to tell television viewers in commercials for Canon cameras. But this is a tagline that could easily be adopted by Kim Kardashian, someone who has dedicated most of her public persona to looking her absolute best at all times. This has been the case for nearly all of Kim’s life in the spotlight… … and it will apparently be the case when Kim is close to the end of her life. Allow us to explain: In a video she recorded with ELLE Magazine this week, the former sex tape actress explains to fans that she has inserted an unusual clause into her will. It doesn’t have to do with where her possessions go after Kim dies, but ratehr how her hair and makeup are done while she’s still alive. Says Kardashian in the footage: “I made a section [in my will] that if I am so out of it that I can’t even communicate – and I am like shitting on myself – I definitely need my hair, my nails and my makeup done.” We’re pretty sure she was being serious. In one sense, this is perfectly logical. Of course someone who even gets all dolled up while topless and eating noodles would want to maintain her appearance at all times, despite her health. In another sense, however, this is pretty sad. Poor Kim thinks so much about how fans view her, and has so much stock in her outer beauty, that she can’t imagine a day when she simply doesn’t care. She can’t imagine still being able to draw a breath without considering whether her nail color matches her eye shadow. Really, that’s no way to live, is it? In the aforementioned ELLE video, the 37-year old mother of three reads and confirms headlines from various publications prior to addressing the grooming clause in her last will and testament. “I want to look as good as possible,” she says simply, adding that nothing will stop her from posting “racy photos.” And, hey, look, we’re all for Kim Kardashian nude photos. Keep ’em coming, K-Squared! The point here is not that we want to see Kardashian wearing many layers of clothing in her social media photos. The point is simply that one should never be this concerned with one’s image. Agassi made the motto we cited above famous early on in his career, back when he wore neon colors on the court and had long, shaggy, sexy hair. Eventually, however, he grew up and matured and focused on tennis above all else, enjoying a second act to his career that included many Grand Slam titles and universal respect. He stopped caring about how he came across to others and cared only about succeeding in his job and satisfying those close to him with his play and his attitude. Will Kim ever reach the same level of maturity and perspective? That, dear readers, is the question. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 14 Facts You Definitely Did Not Know About Her
