Winnie Harlow and her Cow Hide Nipples are like some kind of Optical Illusion… Remember those Magic Eye posters the cross-eyed kid in your elementary school used to dominate, all half retarded but finally good at something, seeing the 3D image in the distance…like some futuristic 90s shit…. This is the titty version, because her splotchy skin is confusing, leaving us unsure if the white is shirt or skin, the darkness of her nipple is nipple or fabric, and the whole thing is a magical mystery…. I’m not against intersting skin conditions that were probably made fun of hard being celebrated like it’s a goddess… That shit never bothers me, but it is definitely weird, whether embraced by fashion or not…and weird isn’t always a bad thing…it’s just a weird thing… Luckily we’re all desensitized and eager to find new things to jack off to…so here it is. The post Winnie Harlow Cow Hide Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide… That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her…. I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister… Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that. Good bikinis though. The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mckayla Maroney is another one of the Olympic Gymnasts who was molested by that pervert who is in jail for 200 years…only unlike the other Olympic Gymnast, she’s not out launching swimsuits with American Eagle Outfitters to reduce the severity of being molested, by making it into an obnoxious swimsuit, that is really a red flag to any dude at spring break who sees a girl in one, because despite her being sexualized and statistically more like a porn star thanks to the molestation, she’s more annoying about it…empowered by it…and that’s nothing we need to deal with when trying to get laid at a pool party… While Mckayla Maroney is out posting up bikini selfies of her no longer gymnast body, but who has muscle memory and flexibility to excite anyone into an American Athletic hero like this one…who has been sexualizing herself since the Olympics many years ago she was a part of…And when it comes to jerking off to Olympic Athletes choose this one over Bruce Jenner any day… VIDEO: The post Mckayla Maroney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Olivia Culpo gives us a bikini kiss Rita Ora panties in white lace thong Winnie Harlow in a see-through dress Anja Rubik weird and naked of the day Ashley Graham curvy in black bikini (header image) Nude bliss with the breathtaking Karla Conway Busty Katrina Moreno is a coming attraction Gigi Hadid goes mental over social media … read more
Sara Jean Underwood gets the short end of the stick, and I am not talking about Ryan Seacrest’s dick, back when he bought her tits and got her into TV hosting like she was Olivia Munn, only instead of going on the a thirsty attention seeking film career like Olivia Munn, she faded away back in Oregon where she came back harder than ever on her instagram with constant daily amazing pics in amazing places because despite her unnatural tits she likes being naked in nature…and it makes for some epic hikes, epic adventures, some VAN LIFE good times, all filled with nudity…and I’m a huge fan…despite her being in her mid 30s… But despite all her following, she doesn’t get any of the brand deals all these other whores get, who don’t do nearly as much great content as she does…. So she’s forced to Patreon like I have been forced to patreon – (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) only I assume she gets followers… Her feed is magical…her following huge…her celebrity there…but always a playboy chick… While Kim Kardashian literally as a porno tape with a porno company and bitch is in VOGUE…being a fat vapid cunt… The world is UNFAIR. The post Sara Jean Underwood is Hot and Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Brook is fat…and she knows it….she is trying to own it now that being fat is stylish and generates revenue. She will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring…. There was a time when she starved herself before putting out content, or doing photoshoots, and there was a time she was pregnant, got rid of the baby, moved to America to take her UK titty modeling to the movies, but never made it. She’s just thatcocky, but seems to know her place and need to use social media, to create her own destiny…the modern version of being a sex worker, a titty fetish model, fat chick, athlete fucker, who can finally be a fat chick, the world allows it and maybe her dreams of relevance finally will hit… The post Kelly Brook Feeder Fetish and her Watermelon Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne posted up some wholesome pictures of herself in her bikini, or bathing suit, or weird outfit that she wore in Shape Magazine, because half of her career is playing this Disney Kid that cleans herself up, but the other half of her life is being a crackhead raver chick who looks greasy as fuck, with a mooch trying to pretend to be cool weirdos, when really just annoying rich kids with no soul, talent, or anything…all lies…and hype and kids are useless retards who buy into it because they are too lazy not to… Either way, maybe you like this trans. The post Bella Thorne for Shape Magazine in appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Teen Mom 2 fans know that Jenelle could be fired any day now. Her awful husband David Eason was already fired and many wonder if MTV will continue filming Jenelle’s life without her husband But it looks like Jenelle is already setting up another potential revenue stream. Is she just being uncharacteristically careful, or … does this mean that she’s actually been fired? Jenelle took to social media to share the good news with her followers. Well … to share the news, anyway. “I’m back! Check out new videos on my YouTube soon,” she wrote. She followed it up with further details. “The adventures start this Friday on 03/16/2018 at 8pm. Go subscribe now.” Oh, and of course this image. Social media users were quick to roast Jenelle, first zeroing in on the fact that Teen Mom 2 costar Kailyn Lowry also has a YouTube channel. “Try harder to be Kail it’s hilarious.” Some even brought memes into the mix. “Damnnnnn Jenelle, back at it again with the copying @KailLowry.” Obviously, comparisons between Jenelle and Kail are unfair. As evidence when Kailyn slams Jenelle for the latter’s bigoted beliefs and actions, Kail is a much kinder and more accepting person than Hurricane Jenelle. Also, one has to wonder if Kailyn could be as bad of a parent as Jenelle is if she tried . David Eason was fired for his homophobic and transphobic Twitter tirade . The strangest thing about that situation may be that he decided, of his own accord, to bring up and promptly condemn LGBT+ parents (for existing) in an attempt to deflect from his own parenting “inadequacies.” And by “inadequacies,” we mean that he’s allegedly an abusive terror who shouldn’t be allowed around a pet rock, let alone a human child. When David Eason lost the moral high ground to Farrah Abraham , a lot of fans knew that he was toast. While David’s hardly Jenelle’s only bad choice — her personal history is a series of disastrous decisions, one after the other like rungs on a ladder — fans wonder if his bigoted tweets will end her career. If Jenelle shares that fear — or if she already knows that she’s been fired and the rest of us just haven’t heard yet — that could definitely explain why she’s venturing onto YouTube. Of course, if Jenelle is hoping to rake in that sweet, sweet Teen Mom money on YouTube … she may be in for a nasty surprise. YouTube can turn streamers into millionaires, sure … but they’re the exceptions. For starters, if you want to actually make money off of your YouTube channel to any real degree, it’s said that you need about a million subscribers. Minimum. Not views, not likes. Subscribers . Teen Mom may be a popular franchise, but Jenelle is just one star among many. It’s unclear how many followers her YouTube channel, which has been sitting around gathering proverbial dust for years with barely more than 40,000 followers, is going to attract. And it’s similarly unclear what Jenelle means by “off the grid.” Is she going to be vacationing to exotic locales? Venturing into the wilderness? Both of those are expensive, especially for a busy mother. Not exactly ideal for someone who might get sacked from MTV. Perhaps Jenelle should be venturing onto the “grid” at some point. She wouldn’t even need to leave her home state. She could visit cities or either of North Carolina’s world class universities and meet people who are different and come to understand and not fear them. Maybe that “grid” just means MTV, and she’ll be “off” of it because she knows that she’s getting canned. We’ll have to wait and see. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Their Most Naked, OMFG Photos of All Time!
We’ve gotten spoiled these past few weeks, but sadly this weekend brings no new nudity to theaters. Thankfully we’ve got the best places to see seven of this weekend’s hottest stars in the buff! … read more
We’ve gotten spoiled these past few weeks, but sadly this weekend brings no new nudity to theaters. Thankfully we’ve got the best places to see seven of this weekend’s hottest stars in the buff! … read more
