In case you don’t immediately who remember who Gabby Epstein here is, don’t worry, I didn’t either, and I’ve done a post on her before. But just to refresh your memory (once you’re done drooling over these pictures), she’s some professional Instagram nobody who made an online video course to teach people how to Instagram for a living. And that’s a great idea and all, but I think I can save you some money if you’re thinking of subscribing: Step 1) Be a hot chick. Step 2) Post bikini pictures. Step 3) Repeat. » view all 12 photos
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still “hard at work” traveling the world on those suckers her loyal Patreon supporters’ dime, but I can’t really complain too much, because I’ve been enjoying this whole bikini world tour of hers almost as much as she has. And besides, the way I see it, if people are willing to pay for her to take a vacation, at least the rest of us are getting some pretty great postcards out of it. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos
For a while, I was hyping Victoria Justice as the Next Big Thing, and unfortunately, it never really panned out that way for her, no matter how many posts I did calling her my new favorite hottie. But the good news is, Victoria seems to be settling into a solid second career as a B-list hot nobody these days. Just check out how she’s grabbing her funbags in this GIF. That’s some promising Snapchat hottie work right there. Nice!
I knew it had been a while since we’d seen Maria Menounos and that perfect Greek booty of hers, but I didn’t realize it was because she had brain tumor. That’s crazy. Anyway, I’m glad to see she’s doing a lot better now, and getting back to what really matters in life: spending quality time with her loved ones posing in bikinis for magazine covers for perverts like us. Phew. » view all 11 photos
I knew it had been a while since we’d seen Maria Menounos and that perfect Greek booty of hers, but I didn’t realize it was because she had brain tumor. That’s crazy. Anyway, I’m glad to see she’s doing a lot better now, and getting back to what really matters in life: spending quality time with her loved ones posing in bikinis for magazine covers for perverts like us. Phew. » view all 11 photos
Weird Knife Fight A Retrospective on the Male String Bikini Kangaroo Punches Kid in Face Crackhead and her Dead Owl Cat Stuck in a Can Gets Raped by Other Cat The post Santa Claus Gets Punched in the Face and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit… I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know some of you are probably starting to get tired of all the Bella Thorne coverage on this site — I know because you keep sending me hate mail about how I do too many posts on Bella and what a fat loser I am. And I think I’m beginning to agree with you (about the first part, that is). Listen, I love Bella and these daily underboob updates as much as the next pervert, but she’s got to start stepping it up a bit so her act doesn’t get stale. Luckily, I’ve got the perfect solution: it’s time for her to “accidentally” leak a sex tape. I’m available whenever she is. Call me!
As you guys probably know by now, Alexis Ren is the Hottest Woman on Instagram, but this latest GIF just clinches it. Forget pictures of perfectly-trimmed trees or artfully-placed lights and decorations, this is the best way to make a Christmas post for your fans: put on a bikini and a Santa hat and jump. Brilliant! I keep telling you guys she’s a pro.
A few months ago, I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI… And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts. She also talked about how important her social media following is, how she posts provocative posts because it gets her more likes and she loves likes, and that she understands no one wants to hear her whine about being a model….who gets naked…when that is her job….yet she was still doing it.. It’s like stick to the getting naked and clickbaiting on social media to grow that audience and get paid more….I checked her feed, she’s half naked always, pretty shameless, and she’s even got pics at the Instagram office, meaning she’s working with the company to step up her relevance, likes and celebrity…because ultimately…what looks like a whore, is likely a whore…that’s what my mom always told me…and she was a whore. Literally. That’s how I ended up existing!! YAY! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Model Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
