I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other… So the best years are behind her, she’s old now, and her attempt to do the Irina Shayk with Leo not Brad Cooper, while not bing Irina Shayk, but a drunken Florida based party girl in her 30s, has left her just fading away…still able to get rich guys who liked that he fucked Leo..but not able to get the Hollywood dream she wanted… She’ll be ok sure, but she’s looking terrible, for sure, but dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…so she’s not looking “THAT” terrible…I mean she’s pretty much hacked life, not a cocktail waitress…but an actual known and followed person…pretty much retired….it’s a win..even if it looks like a lose. The post Nina Agdal’s Looking Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Candice Swanepoel is looking old in her face, maybe it’s that South African sun beating the fuck out of her, maybe it’s the fact that she’s old as fuck, I mean she’s been in the getting half naked game for a long time….meaning she’s seen some shit…but more importantly..she’s old as shit… But she’s still got a body and willingness to shamelessly post her bikini wearing tits to social media – for clicks – because I guess they get bonuses for that by their pimp – Victoria’s Secret and the good news is I like sluts. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Slutty Old Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN… Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent… While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died… The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit. The post Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailee Steinfeld is really mastering the art of social media. This is two days in a row we get some bikini action from her. She’s really learning how to do the kissy pose and how to make cute sexy videos. I can’t wait to see what’s next. I have a feeling Bella Thorne may have some competition.
It’s been less than 14 months since Ariel Winter and Levi Meaden’s one-year anniversary , but that hasn’t stopped these two from looking super domestic. They took pictures with a big ol’ tree. They took photos in matching Christmas onesies. And they took photos locking lips in front of their decorations. ‘Tis the season! Ariel Winter’s always happy to celebrate the holidays. Last October, we saw Ariel get into the Halloween spirit and out of her clothes . And that was before they dressed up in multiple different costumes. So you can always count on Ariel to be seasonal … and, when it comes to her boyfriend, affectionate. ( Ariel and Levi’s PDA has been all over social media, folks) As you can see, they didn’t need any mistletoe to put them in the kissing mood. That photo was shared to Snapchat. As sweet as their kiss in front of that dazzlingly decorated Christmas tree is, we’d like to point out a couple of things. One, Ariel Winter’s red dress is both in a perfect seasonal color and gorgeous. Two, they have so many presents around that tree. They’re not under the tree, they’re forming a small ocean around it. That’s what Christmas is all about. (Well, okay, also spending time with your loved ones, we guess) As you can see, Ariel and Levi didn’t limit their affections to formal attire. These Christmas onesies look adorable and comfortable. (That said, folks, no matter how cute your onesies might be, don’t pressure your family members into wearing them for anything more than just a photo op — some people find them confining, or too warm) Clearly, Levi and Ariel were feeling romance along with holiday cheer. But they weren’t the only ones who wore matching outfits: Ariel captioned this photo: “Kids are a struggle y’all. But Merry Christmas from our little dysfunctional family to yours!!!!” That is so cute, you guys. (The “kids” to whom she’s referring, in case you worry that you missed a huge story, are these dogs. Like most Millennials, Ariel refers to her dogs as her children) We love how domestic Ariel and Levi are as a couple. We also love their “dysfunctional family” and the fact that Ariel feels comfortable enough in their easy domesticity to write that. This is a big time in Ariel and Levi’s lives. Modern Family , which feels like it’s gone on for decades, won’t last forever. But Ariel has grown from a child star into an adult hottie before the very eyes of viewers. Levi, in the mean time, has entered Ariel’s life and, despite their age difference , they’ve found love and comfort in each other. In the next Pacific Rim film, Levi Meaden might get his big break — because he’s in that movie in some capacity. That should hopefully lay to rest the rumors that Levi Meaden is just Ariel Winter’s kept boy . He’s not, folks. He has his own acting career and everything. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: The Hottest Pics of an Internet Legend in the Making
I don’t know what Paris Jackson’s DNA says about her… Is she black, is she white, according to her dead father, or the man she knew as father, it don’t matter if she’s black or white… What matters is that she got to inherit his fortune from being an abused by his father child star, turned the world’s biggest celebrity, taken down by what are said to be illuminati planted stories to destroy his credibility by making the world think he was a child rapist…something the child he may or may not have raped that he paid off may confirm….. And with that fortune, what you could consider a pay off for being dropped into the weirdest home life ever, she’s hanging from trees in bikini like a monkey of the day….or a scene from Birth of our Nation….either way weird… The post Paris Jackson Hanging from Trees in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is my new favorite supermodel and her name is Romee Strijd . Here she is for LOVE Advent’s Christmas video series and I believe this is by far the best one. I know I said Alexis Ren’s was , but Romee and her dumbbell routine literally blew my pants off. So fellas, get ready to get pumped up. » view all 23 photos
This year I had a pretty lousy Christmas. I didn’t receive one good gift. I got socks, underwear and a scarf. I asked my family to chip in and buy me a Bitcoin, but they were too cheap. Anyway, these pics of Emily Ratajkowski and her booty are by far the best gift anyone could give someone. And had I bought 200 Bitcoins back in the day like my friend suggested I do, I could own that ass now.
Joey King is some actress who has a sister who is also an actress named Hunter King.. According to her WIKIPEDIA, she’s said that she’s “part Jewish and part Christian, but I’m mostly Jewish”…which is the right answer when trying to get into the Hollywood scene, but still wanting to get the redneck hick racist fans…but more importantly CHRISTMAS GIFTS… She’s born and raised in LA, likely not Martin Luther King’s child, possibly Larry King’s daughter… She’s been in important movies like The Conjouring…The Box Car Children…Independence Day: Resurgence…and who the fuck cares, she’s in a bikini, It’s Christmas, why am I even bothering…who knows… The post Joey King in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
