It’s January 2nd, which means it’s officially time to get back to work for most of you… And unfortunately, yes, that includes us celebrity T&A bloggers too. Luckily though, it also includes hot nobodies like Sara Jean Underwood here too. I know it seems like Sara’s on a perma-vacation from all the bikini pictures in exotic locations, but she’s actually hard at work right now too. Her office is just a little bit more better than the rest of ours.
Looks like Selena Gomez took a bikini vacation with a few of her friends over New Year’s, and I’m seriously jealous. Not of the beach, although it is freezing in my mom’s basement right now. I’m talking about this chick who’s grabbing a handful of Selena boob in this picture. That’s pretty much my dream vacation right there.
Abigail Clarke flashed her nipple on new years… I figured I would post her nipple on new Years….because I thought she was Little Miss Sunshine when I was downloading the pics and thought “shit, Little Miss Sunshine, also named Abigail, but far less trashy and apparently fatter..thank whatever the fuck this Abigail, clickbait that looks like every sex worker on instagram is… Far more interesting than Little Miss Sunshine probably…but a nipple flash from a whore who looks like a whore for the paparazzi clickbait is less fun than accidental nip slips from people who don’t need to nip slip for attention… The post Abigail Clarke NIpple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know why I posted the wrong picture of the Demi Lovato bikini selfies, but I did….because it’s all about her fat ass in the bathing suit…not her fat tits…in what is overall a very weird marketing strategy….because girl was all about being “inclusive” and “not shaming” and “Body Positive”…yet positioning herself like an instagram thot with them tits and ass out…a few months later – because what it comes down to is that the whorish pics are the best pics and the whorish pics are what people want to see and the whorish pics gives the girl the feedback she likes…because she’s been working out…you know all to piss off her boyfriend…or ex boyfriend in a “look at me I’m hot”…way…and as much as I hate it, that ass looks good bro…. Here she is on New Years getting paid….with them titties out…like a stripper… TO SEE MORE DEMI LOVATO ON NEW YEAR EVE CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess her sugar daddy dumped her…because Charlotte McKinney who hasn’t posted any slutty pics of herself for her fans that I cant’ imagine actually exist – but that may exist because they like tits – in what is some really table scraps, last week’s kitchen garbage level of creative direction – because these bitches are just fucking lazy – they know that they are just clickbait tits – they know they can put the most effort possible into what they really want to produce, to get that message out there, but the people on the social media just want to see the tits – so take the titty selfie – exist – contribute basically zero to the world – but exist…and that’s what this rich girl is doing….making efforts for whatever the fuck reason – mainly ego probably, why else would a girl put half naked pics of herself out there…right…right. The post Charlotte McKinney Fake Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which you probably saw on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, yet no one actually knows what she does. Is she a reality star, is she a TV show host, is she a girl who gets naked on Instagram, is she a lingerie model, why is she in America? Does she have a music career, why don’t we know any of her songs, is it thanks to her tits carrying her through all this…and will continue into 2018… I believe that 2018 will be the year Rita Ora officially breaks through all the noise and we hear one of her songs and realize why she’s been lurking like a pervert in the bushes all these years… Or maybe she’ll just keep posting tits…probably an easier option. Maybe she’ll post her butt shot… Here she is on NEW YEARS EVE. TO SEE OTHER CELEBS ON NEW YEAR EVE CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Nude on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The big internet gossip is that Selena Gomez is in Cabo – and with very clever paparazzi and social media detective work – they have figured out that Bieber is there also – because Bieber and Gomez are fucking each other again – in some TRUE love lives forever even with vapid, egotistical, spoiled, entitled, rich kids exploited by their parents at a young age…growing up to be the shittiest humans around…that people for some reason worship…. I am more interested in her bikini wearing friends, who you’ve probably never heard of, but who are being harvested by Gomez for their organs “Hang with me, come to cabo, we’re bffs, I may need your liver, you will give it to be when I need it, sign this contract”…kinda of way. The post Selana Gomez in Cabo with Bieber and Her Future Organ Donors of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Leave it up to the Mexicans to get the job done…whether it’s drug smuggling, gardening for rich people in LA and Texas, working the hotel chambermaid hustle, or doing other work white people won’t do, and will be racist towards mexicans despite them doing it…. Because here’s some traditional hide in the bush spy on the celelebrity, sneak some shots of her in a bikini that she’s likely unaware of, or at least seemingly unaware of – like old times…and good times…before all these fuckers were social media clickbait cuz social media gets paid…. I like my paparazzi out there making celebs scramble, causing brawls, being gangster about shit…hiding in dumpsters..not standing outside trendy spots getting the boring “leaving the venue pics”…. I want some creativity, some risk, some excitement…and sure this isn’t quite hitting the mark, but it’s better than what’s been happening in paparazzi for the last few years, they’ve done got lazy. Old Lady Aniston – not so exciting in her bikini..but these pics represent a long lost artistry of getting up in a motherfuckers face.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Spy Cam Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Big Titty Dylan Penn…..is in some sports bra bikini top on the beach in Hawaii during her very important vacation, even though her life is a vacation…because big titty girls use the sports bra squish them tits down and flatten them out…terrible… So without the tits, the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking girl…But thanks to her family and last name, she’s celebrated, spoiled, entitled, and connected…a rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…so she’ll do just fine… Genetics, nepotism, rich parents…big tits..a bikini..a hawaiian home is all anyone really needs… To SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened…. Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45… Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that. Ambrosio: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Goulart: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
