Taylor Swift paddleboarding in Watch Hill, Rhode Island. After their concert at Gillette Stadium outside Boston on Saturday night, Taylor Swift donned one of those retro bikinis she seems to be quite fond of and went paddleboarding with her ginger-headed friend and tour mate Ed Sheeran. She would have gone paddleboarding with someone with less sxx appeal, BUT NO ONE LIKE THAT EXISTS ON EARTH.
This is refreshing…I mean I always felt like the arab variety of suicide bombers lacked a certain level of discipline, organization, uniform…you know it just wasn’t official enough, almost seat of the pants, wingin’ it, committed, but not quite equipped with government or military issued bomb packs, with the nuclear logo on them, so people know they have a self destruct button… I guess that’s not quite as exciting as two Minutes of Driving in Barnaul Russia…where the people are insane….because they are in Russia. This is pretty dramatic drive. The World has gone nuts.
Her name is Malena Costa, she’s some tall hot model from who the fuck cares, and she’s recreating some randomly selected movie babes in her GQ Spain spread…. If you look at the pictures you will see her as Bo Derek as Jenny in “Ten”, as Halle Berry as Jinx in “Die Another Day”, as Jinx again, as Jessica Alba as Sam in “Into the Blue”, as Sam again, as Raquel Welch as Loana in “One Million Years B.C.”, as Loana again, as Sue Lyon as Dolores Haze in Kubrick’s “Lolita”, as Lolita again…. It’s like a mix of old and new that makes absolutely no fucking sense,haphazardly thrown together, it’s like a horrible internet top 10 list, but the picture version, only unlike the horrible top 10 list, you know all chosen at random, this list involves bikinis..and I’m into that and so are you…that’s why we are friends.
Constance Jablonski is modeling some activewear, some bikinis and some lingerie for H&M, because I guess that’s what models do…at least when they have finally made it and a corporate brand wants to scoop them the fuck up… But I’m more into her modeling her NIPPLES … She started at her nipples or a willingness to show them to photographers for fashion, now she’s here.
Because there’s nothing like a good bikini photoshoot to kick off another crappy week, here’s Irish model Tiffany Stanley . Personally, I’ve never heard of her before this, but according to her website , Tiffany’s considered “Ireland’s sexiest blonde.” I doubt there’s a whole lot of competition for that title, but hey, after these pictures, I buy it. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet
Now this is more like it! After a few weeks of nothing from Miley Cyrus but tongue action and not wearing bikinis , Miley stripped down to her birthday suit for Marc Jacobs. Supposedly it’s for a campaign to raise awareness for skin cancer research, which is great and all. Personally though, it’s definitely raising something at the moment, and it’s not awareness, if you know what I mean.
I know I have a lot of Twitter girlfriends, which makes it hard to keep track of them all, but Fernanda Marin is one of my favorites. OK, so they’re all my favorites, but shut up and don’t blow this for me. Anyway, here’s Fernanda back in a bikini for some beach photoshoot that I’m assuming is going to be for our one-month anniversary present. It’s just what I wanted! How’d she know? Photos: Fameflynet
You know, every time I’ve written about Carmen Ortega in the past, I’ve focused so much on that juicy booty of hers that I never really stopped to appreciate how awesome the rest of her is too. Well, that all changes with these latest bikini pictures. I’m going to make sure I appreciate Carmen’s entire bikini body today. Maybe even two or three times if the Little Tuna’s up for it. Photos: Fameflynet
Josie Canseco in Miami. That#39;s Jose Canseco#39;s daughter Josie Canseco in Miami yesterday. You can probably already tell by the fact that she#39;s holding a teddy bear, but she#39;s just a smidgen underage (16). But these pics totally aren#39;t creepy because she#39;s a legit bikini model and is in town to promote Frankie#39;s Bikinis. And Frankie#39;s Bikinis totally sounds like a legit company and not one started last week by a dude in his mom#39;s basement . *nervous laughter*
Here’s Caitlin O’Connor playing bumper cars with some lucky bastard and just in general looking hot by the water. In case you guys don’t remember Caitlin, she was Maxim ‘s Hometown Hottie of 2013 , and now she’s turned pro at this modeling thing. Which means hopefully pretty soon I’ll get to bump up against Caitlin too, and I’m not talking about on a ride operated by a 15-year-old. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com