Tag Archives: Bikinis

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Paris Hilton’s Skinny Booty In A Swimsuit

I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen Paris Hilton hanging out in a bathing suit, or not, I’m too lazy to actually look it up. Here she is looking completely natural as she enjoys a little time alone at the beach with only a few of her closest photographer friends. Not bad. I mean she’s still got nothing up front in the chest area, but she seems to know how to high light her “assets”. Get it? Cause she’s sticking her ass in the air… We’re done here.

Paris Hilton’s Skinny Booty In A Swimsuit

I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen Paris Hilton hanging out in a bathing suit, or not, I’m too lazy to actually look it up. Here she is looking completely natural as she enjoys a little time alone at the beach with only a few of her closest photographer friends. Not bad. I mean she’s still got nothing up front in the chest area, but she seems to know how to high light her “assets”. Get it? Cause she’s sticking her ass in the air… We’re done here.

Victoria Silvstedt Sweet Bikini Profile

It certainly looks like part-time model and full-time gold digger Victoria Silvstedt is having a very difficult summer so far. All she seems to be doing is sunning her amazing body in various little bikinis on vacations all over the world. Poor thing. I hope she’s applying enough sunblock. Here she is showing off some sweet bikini goodness yet again. I want some. In case you’re wondering, yes, I did crop out the rich old fat dude in the Speedo who owns her… I mean the yacht. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures

Here’s British singer Tulisa Contostavlos shooting her music video “Live It Up” on the beach of Hawaii. I’ve never heard one of her songs but judging by these pictures the video is going to look great. Especially, since Tulisa is in a bikini and becasue her back up dancers/video hos’ have bodies like this . Damn! I want some of that.

Newcomer Anna Sophia Berglund’s Sexy Body In A Bikini

According to Wikipedia: Anna Sophia Berglund (born in San Pedro, Los Angeles, California on April 5, 1986), is an American Playboy model, adult model, actress and reality television personality. She was Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for January 2011. Her centerfold was photographed by Stephen Wayda. And now she can add “Hollywood Tuna post for Monday, July 30th, 2012″ to her portfolio. Somebody better update Wiki. If you like this sweet little piece, you can follow her on twitter here .

Sophie Turner Bikini Tweets

I’m very upset with Sophie Turner . She tweeted bikini pictures of herself without notifying me or sending them to me first as exclusives. Sophie, I thought we were friends! Don’t worry, I’ll get over it because these shots are just too hot. I have a pant fire going on over here.

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Are Amazing

I love this time of year, not just because it’s the middle of summer, but because it’s a time when all kinds of hot ass celebrities seem to be on vacation. Here’s hipster hottie Katy Perry showing off her massive breasts in a sexy black bikini. Finally! I’ve been waiting a long time to see those things in a little swimsuit and these shots certainly don’t disappoint. I think she needs to crank up some music, have a few more drinks and start shaking those sweet things up for me. Pretty please.

Annalynne McCord’s Sweet Bikini Booty Flash

I love how the producers of this 90210 show seem to have a shoot on the beach like once or twice a month, I guess if you’ve got this many hotties in the cast you might as well take advantage of it with some bikini beach scenes. Here are AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes hard at work in there hot little bikinis. Well, AnnaLynne’s in a hot little bikini, Jessica looks like she’s in a mom costume covering up some stretch marks. That booty shot looks like it’s ready for a smack. Hot.

Rihanna’s Sexy White Swimsuit Hotness

So luckily Rihanna is still relaxing with friends on the ocean in Europe somewhere, she’s been jumping around so much I can’t keep track of where she is now, and that means more sexy swimsuit pictures. Here she is striking a few sexy poses on her yacht in a white hot one-piece. It looks like she’s doing some sort of photoshoot in the middle of her vacation, I guess that means she can write the whole party off as a business expense. Son of a bitch! Whatever, at least we get some sweet shots of that booty bent over a barrel of some sort. Hotness.