Tag Archives: Bikinis

Alessandra Ambrosio Works Her Hot Mom Bikini

So this is going to be today’s last installment of bikini pictures and it’s a good one. Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach with the family showing off a really impressive mom body. Awesome. Didn’t she just squeeze out a kid like a few months ago? See now this is what a celebrity mother is supposed to look like. I wish she’d lose the weird see through dress thingy, but I see all the good parts. I’d also replace her kid with one of her bikini clad supermodel friends, but that’s just me.

Julianne Hough Hot Bikini Pictures

I know that Julianne Hough is a hottie, she’s making some weird faces in these shots, but I still know she’s a hottie. Here she is running around on the beach in her sweet little bikini. You’ve got to love these dancers with their tight bodies and sleek figures. I’m used to seeing dancers, different kind of dancer of course, but nothing like this. The dancers I’m used to have bad hair extensions and cheesy tattoos that say things like Property of Ahmed … This is much better.

Kendall Jenner Skinny Chick Bikini Pictures

I don’t know why, but this is the second post I’ve done today featuring pictures of a sixteen year old on the beach in a bikini. I think I’m probably on some sort of government list by now. Here’s Kendall Jenner horsing around in the surf in her bathing suit over the weekend. I think that’s all I’m going to say at the moment.

Hot Kristina Liliana Chudinova Bikini Pictures

Were you in the mood for some pictures of a complete nobody with giant fake breasts in a bikini? Apparently so was I because I’ve got these pictures of someone named Kristina Liliana Chudinova hanging out in the ocean in her sweet little bathing suit. So I looked her up and of course she’s married to some soccer player. Stupid soccer players get all the hottest chicks. Not only that but he’s in his fifties and she’s like twenty-five. Son of a bitch! Anyhow, she’s hot and those breasts are spectacular… They’re giving me a Chudinova in my pants. Ha!

Victoria Silvstedt Good Time Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say that this Victoria Silvstedt hottie sure seems like she’s a lot of fun. All she does is hang out in very small, very European bikini all day, horsing around on jet-skis and sunning her tight big breasted body on some rich old dude’s fancy yacht. Where do I sign up. This is the kind of job I’ve been looking for my whole life. I don’t know what she has to do behind closed doors to maintain this type of lifestyle, but we can negotiate.

Aubrey O’Day Works It On The Twitter

Aubrey O’Day is no stranger to posting half naked pictures of herself on Twitter , I think that’s her full time job now, so I’m more than happy to post these shots of her showing a little skin. It looks like she and her friend went out and got themselves some matching cheesy stripper tattoos. I like it. Not the tattoos, who cares about that, but she’s giving me a nice sideboob flash so I’ve got what I came for. Well done. Not to mention a pretty impressive thonged booty shot. Yes please.

Kendall Jenner Underage Bikini Twitpic

Once again these are some pictures of a teenage Kendall Jenner showing off her body in a bikini on the Twitter … That is all I’m going to say on the subject.

More Candice Swanepoel Beach Bikini Goodness

Supermodels in bikini tops and short shorts…. Can their be anything better than that? Here’s Candice Swanepoel walking around Miami looking like she’s on the catwalk in Milan. The woman is just amazing, I bet there are a lot of old dudes walking into lamp posts or bicycles crashing into fountains like it was one of those old Benny Hill episodes. Did I mention I’ve also got a few more shots of her in her sexy little bikini? You’re welcome.

Victoria’s Secret Model Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures

After the pictures I had up earlier of Jodie Marsh looking a little too manly for my taste, kind of scary, I needed someone who was all woman to cleanse my palette so to speak. Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk showing off that very lady like figure of hers in some sexy bikini photoshoot. That’s more like it. I don’t think it’s possible to have too many pictures of a hottie like this on the site. See now this woman I’d like to wrestle, Jodie would probably beat the crap out of me.

Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Victoria Silvstedt hottie is my kind of woman. All she does is hang out in her bikini on rich old man’s yachts….. That’s it. Obviously she has to wear some of the smallest bikinis you’ll ever see, that’s part of the deal, but it’s so worth it. Here she is showing off her amazing assets at the “office” over the weekend. I need to make more aggressive investments.