Tag Archives: Bikinis

Kendall Jenner Is In A Bikini

Posted on June 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hmmm, I’m not sure what I’m supposed to write about Kendall Jenner anymore, obviously she’s underage so I’m going to just state the facts. Here she is on a boat in her bikini. That’s pretty much all I can say about it. I’ve also included a video in case you’re interested. I’m done with this post.

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Doutzen Kroes Hot Bikini Mothering

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just love when supermodels go on vacation, you know they’re going to be prancing around half naked somewhere, It’s awesome. Here’s Doutzen Kroes on the beach in her bikini looking like the hottest mom on the planet. I would like to spend a little time on the beach with this hottie mothering me, rubbing suntan lotion on me and carrying me around all day… I’ll even wear a diaper if she wants me to.

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Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants. Thank you Jesus. I need more.

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Victoria Silvstedt Boozy Bikini Party

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man I love Victoria Silvstedt , she just seems like so much fun to be around. She’s always hanging out in her bikini, lounging on the beach with a cocktail and showing off her big breasts and tight little body by the sea. It must be tough. I’d like to hang out with her for a weekend, obviously I’d have to be a fat old dude with a very large bank account, but whatever. Seriously, she’s always on some rich douche’s yacht somewhere. Good for her.

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Jenna Jameson Skinny Bikini Twit Pic

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if pornstar Jenna Jameson is like a retired athlete, missing all the action of the big leagues and the thrill of the “game”? She’s got to. Here she is showing off her skinny little bikini body in a pretty good self Twitter picture. I like it, I mean that booty is still pretty damn edible, but where are the big fake boobs? That’s what people want to see. What the hell? This is like a picture of CoCo and only showing a close up of her face. Not cool lady. I want this rectified immediately.

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Whitney Port’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As far as bikini pictures go, these are by no means the hottest, but I’ll take what I can get these days. Here’s Whitney Port hanging out on the beach somewhere on what looks like a cloudy day, not that I care all that much about the weather, but I would like to see her laying out a little more. I’m still not convinced this chick is an outright hottie, she’s pretty and all, but she needs to work on her boobage presentation. It’s a little sloppy for my taste. Don’t they make more supportive bikinis than this?

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Deena Nicole Cortese’s Gross Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you look up the word sloppy in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d find. Here’s The Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese showing off her loose bikini body at the beach. Look, I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of thing, normally at a run down bar around 3am, but it doesn’t really belong on this site. Too late I guess. You’d probably also see these pictures under the words muffin top, slapper, skeezer and ughhh. Enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes: Hottest Mom Bikini Ever!

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just posted a few shots of hot latina MILF Sofia Vergara walking down the street sucking on a cherry like she was in an eighties rock video, so I thought I’d follow it up with some pictures of possibly the hottest MILF yet. Here’s supermodel and new mom Doutzen Kroes rocking a sexy supermodel bikini showing off her supermodel body. Amaze! That booty just seems to belong in a bikini, I want to take it to the pool bar and drink champagne off of it for like a week. Pretty please.

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Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so when it does we need to take the time to soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her sexy little bikini. Is everyone alright? It looks like all her hard work at pilates classes and jogging with her dog to get that nineteen year old body tight has really paid off. She looks awesome. I’m not sure I’d want to be poolside with this hottie walking around, my bathing suit probably wouldn’t be able to handle the incredible erection. I’d have to wear a couple of speedos under my actual bathing suit and even then I’m pretty sure it would find a way through. That’s how hot she looks.

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Julianne Hough Drops Some Cleavage

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is everywhere these days promoting the crap out of this Rock Of Ages movie, and I for one am grateful. Obviously I have no interest in the movie, but I’m certainly enjoying the show Julianne has been putting on at the many premieres and promotional tours. Here she is at yet another event wearing a kind of silly looking dress, but a dress that allows for some pretty impressive cleavage. Not blatantly obvious cleavage, you’ve got to work for it, but quality cleavage nonetheless.

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