Tag Archives: Bikinis

Melissa Satta’s Perfect Little Bikini Booty

It’s pretty clear that this Melissa Satta chick is a hottie, a hottie who will probably have nothing to do with me ever… Unless I become a professional athlete or somehow acquire a very substantial amount of money in the next little while. But she sure knows how to get my attention so I just had to post her. That bikini booty of hers is something special, I want to see National Geographic do a special on it. In high definition of course with lots of close ups and slow motion walking. Get to work.

Ilary Blasi’s Awesome Bikini Hotness

I have had a pretty rough weekend over indulging in all sorts of shenanigans, the bartenders seem to over serve me wherever I go, so I thought the best way to get my head back on track was with some pictures of a really hot nobody in a crazy small bikini. Here’s some chick named Ilary Blasi showing us what a European thong bathing suit is supposed to look like. Awesome. Of course she’s with a guy wearing a Speedo … Who didn’t see that coming?

Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these shots of her running around on the beach in her sexy little bikini I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these shots of her running around on the beach in her sexy little bikini I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not gonna argue that shit…cuz I’d be just as into it if it was on some pig of a woman…cuz it’s not like I have the opportunity to fuck either of these pussies, so I’m just in it for the entertainment factor…and this shit entertains…cuz it is half naked and covered in communist propoganda….

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Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan

I don’t know what the hell The Daily Dan is, but they somehow convinced busty supermodel Kate Upton to don a sexy one piece for their cover so I like it already. I’m beginning to think that Kate Upton will do pretty much anything, dance the Cat Daddy with some guy on a couch, pose in a bathing suit for a completely unknown magazine, anything. I’m thinking of taking a picture of myself shirtless on a white tiger for this year’s Christmas card, I’m sure there’s room for Kate and her big breasts on that tiger. Call me.

Amazing Annalynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Is AnnaLyne McCord’s crappy 90210 remake still on the air? Don’t answer that, I don’t give a crap, I’m more interested in the fact that I need this hottie to stay somewhat in the spotlight so that I can keep getting pictures like this. Here’s the skinny hottie working her bikini body on the beach yesterday. Does it get any better than a hot chick in a bikini sucking on an ice lolly at the beach? seriously. Even my erection has an erection.

Selena Gomez Sexy Hipster Bikini Pictures

Yet again the nerds over at Twitter are to thank for these pictures of Selena Gomez looking sexy in her bikini. That sounds weird, but without Twitter Selena would have to hand out polaroid shots of herself posing with strangers is she wanted us to get a good look at her sweet little bikini body. Here she is looking as cute as ever in her latest bathing suit shots. Instagram should have a filter that makes breasts look bigger.

Gretchen Rossi Rockin’ Bikini Pictures

I’ve had this Gretchen Rossi chick on the site before, she was tanned and wearing a patriotic stars and stripes bikini for the fourth of July and it was awesome, so I had to get her back up for you guys. Here she is rocking yet another little bikini at some douchy beach club in Las Vegas, that sounds about right, looking as hot as ever. I love chicks who only show up to parties in bikinis, they’re the best.

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Bikini Pictures

Here are Kylie and Kendall Jenner hanging out in their teenage bikinis…. I’m not really sure if it’s alright to be posting these pictures, let alone looking at them. Close your eyes just in case.