I just love when supermodels go on vacation, you know they’re going to be prancing around half naked somewhere, It’s awesome. Here’s Doutzen Kroes on the beach in her bikini looking like the hottest mom on the planet. I would like to spend a little time on the beach with this hottie mothering me, rubbing suntan lotion on me and carrying me around all day… I’ll even wear a diaper if she wants me to.