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Ali Michael Nipples of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying…. She’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….the chances are she’s as “at her peak”….as possible, but it is possible that the friends she’s made being a scenester means she may be involved in more….maybe movies…who knows it’s all so incestuous and repetitive..and it’s all based on who you know…and we can assume she knows or has known some important connected people in her 7 years doing this… This shoot has some nipple, I just like it because it is horror themed, which I am into and a whore in horror, how could you go wrong…at least as a spectator staring at pics of random girls I don’t know all day…like ME!! Hard to be a hater when you’re not the one putting in the work to make this magic happen, but not really…we call it being in the peanut gallery…I don;’t need to produce garbage to know it’s garbage…I just need to look at it and wonder why people bother producing shit like this…seems like a waste of time….. The post Ali Michael Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is still in a bikini in Miami…in fact, she’s been in 10 bikinis in the last few days, because she’s clearly working with the paparazzi to get press, to get in to the media, to promote 50 Shades because 50 shades of a waste of my fucking time because the story and the sex in that shit is too lame for me, and the fact some weirdo internet woman make hundreds of millions off it is too irritating for me…. So they are like “hey Dakota, we’re going to send you to Miami, not to mourn your dad’s only relevant role in his career, that put miami on the map, making him the ambassador of miami….and you the princess of miami….but to GET paparazzi bikini pics for people to stare at your ass, hopefully want to fuck you, and go buy movie tickets to jerk off in theater like PeeWee Herman. THink of this as foreplay, yes we don’t advocate people jerking off in public to you, but if it happened it would be a good sing that at least someone finds you hot, plus they paid for the ticket to make it happen, and we need all the ticket sales we can get”…… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW ….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid ‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller ….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days… But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck… The post Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Gives Birth to First Child!

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Forget that nude photo scandal for Amanda Seyfried . The actress now has a very good reason to never have a worry in the world ever again. To some extent, at least. Because she just gave birth to her first child! Seyfriend and Thomas Sadoski welcomed a baby girl into the world this week, according to a rep for the 31-year old star. This exciting news comes just several days after the couple got married in a quiet ceremony. Sadoski announced the marriage during an appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden when he took the host aback by referring to Seyfriend as his “wife.” He explained on air that they had recently decided to exchange vows… without really telling very many people about it. “We just took off into the country with an officiant and just the two of us, and we did our thing.” The ceremony was “beautiful,” said the former star of The Newsroom, and he had a very simple reason for wanting to be Seyfried’s husband: “She’s the person that I love and admire and respect most in the world.” AWWWWW!!!!!!!! As for this whole parenthood thing? Something that is new for both the actress and the actor? “I’ve never been excited by anything more in my life – and ready,” Seyfried told Vogue Australia about becoming a mother. The new mommy and daddy met while working together on the off-Broadway show The Way We Get By in 2015. They kicked off their romance when they reunited on the set of their upcoming film The Last Word and went public with their relationship about a year ago. At the premiere for The Last Word this month, Seyfriend reiterated that she’s “ready” to give birth, while Sadoski added: “It’s a pretty amazing thing. I just get to sort of hang back and watch it all happen. “That’s the great joy for me, trying to learn as much as I can — try to stay out of the way and not screw anything up too much.” Seyfried confirmed her pregnancy in a unique way, debuting her baby bump while promoting Givenchy’s new fragrance in November. We’re so very happy for this couple and for all the celebrities who became parents in 2017, a list of whom we’ve made below. View Slideshow: Celebrity Babies: Who Became Parents in 2017? No word yet on the name or measurements of the child. But whatever. Congrats to Thomas and Amanda!

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Farrah Abraham Shares Raciest Video Since Her Sex Tape!!!

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Farrah Abraham has always been a big fan of doing anything and everything for some attention. Bless her simple, desperate little heart. She's starred in two sex tapes, she's released her own line of sex toys , she's “written” an erotic novel. She's done numerous racy photo shoots, including one with a fellow porn star. She's put her eight-year-old daughter in bikinis and heels so that she could get a jump start on her own modeling career , she's left her daughter for weeks at a time to do dumb reality shows or just to screw around. It's a lot. Farrah's done a lot of things, and literally none of them are good. So when we saw this new video of Farrah promoting that fancy strapless bra that's supposed to give you killer cleavage … well, it's actually pretty tame, now that we think about it. In the video, Farrah shows off the bra, jiggling her breasts around this way and that. Unfortunately, Farrah's had, what, three boob jobs now? So they don't jiggle all that much, and the bra doesn't really do anything for them. You're not going to have much sagging if you're a 25-year-old who's had more plastic surgery than most of the population combined, you know? But congrats, Farrah. We're looking at you. Take a look for yourself in the video below:

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Vita Sidorkina Because She Is Amazing

Posted on March 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

You want hot! I’ve got hot for you. Russian sensation Vita Sidorkina . I don’t know much about her, but I do know in Russian “Vita” means tug and “Sidorkina” means Kielbasa. Who would name their daughter that? Crazy world we live in.                   Continue reading →

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Dakota Fanning Does Jimmy Choo!

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For a while now, I’ve been saying that  Dakota Fanning should forget acting and just focus on modeling full-time. And now here she is doing a photoshoot for Jimmy Choo. And don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Dakota’s been taking my advice. But when I said modeling, I meant bikinis and/or lingerie, not shoes. Oh well. There’s always the next one, I guess. » view all 18 photos

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Zoey Deutch Is Damn Pretty

Posted on March 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve been paying attention these past few months (you know, as opposed to just drooling on your keyboard), you’ve probably noticed that I’ve been hyping up  Zoey Deutch and her funbags as the next big thing. Or is it things? Either way, here’s the latest photoshoot from the busty hottie and it’s a pretty good one, but if Zoey really wants to become a big star, her next beach shoot should probably involve wearing bikinis. I would’ve thought that’s just common sense, but I guess not. » view all 16 photos

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Hailey Clauson Gets Sexy For SI

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know how come the rest of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hotties got to go to nice tropical beaches and Hailey Clauson here had to go model bikinis in some shack in Finland instead. But whatever she did, she still managed to look mighty hot. In fact, I’m a little surprised she didn’t instantly melt all that snow like she just did to my pants region. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →

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