I don’t know much about Diana Melison here — well, besides the obvious, like the fact that she’s a walking five-alarm pants fire. But I managed to tear myself away from “researching” her Instagram long enough to learn that the Russian hottie’s also an actress. And that’s great news, because I just came up with the perfect movie idea for her. See, it’s about a Russian model who falls in love with a pasty American blogger, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the next great Hollywood romance. Like 50 Shades . Only good. Call me! » view all 15 photos
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving the fact that Sports Illustrated decided to make videos to go along with their Swimsuit Issue this year. And it seems like we’re getting a new video of some hot supermodel dancing around in bikinis every single day. (It’s like what those lame LOVE Advent videos should’ve been.) Anyway, here’s Kate Bock for you guys today. And trust me, you’re probably going to want to watch this one on repeat. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos
Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has hard nipples Sarah Snyder is or was Jaden Smith’s girlfriend…who looked like a hot little hipster… And together…they are both instagram hooking in their bikinis…and it’s amazing enough for me…because I like the new generation of instagram fame whores, look This girls are probably the fucking worst…but I fucking think they are great… The post Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world.. But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash…. And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”…. The post Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It must be cinco de mayo or some shit, maybe it’s that these women like to eat tacos, or maybe they are doing some dodgy tax evasion tactics down in Mexico, or maybe it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s 100th birthday, where she brought down her good friend Jessica Alba for the party and Hilary Duff’s thick legs she brought on the beach, since it’s a close flight to LA, and celebrities love jerking each other off and hanging out since they’ve got nothing better to do as they work, and get overpaid for their work, 6 weeks out of the year like a bunch of fucking scamming bums….bums…that are in bikinis…in some 90s blast from the past you can’t help but love… Maybe they aren’t even together on this trip, even if these people all like hanging out together as it is good for PR…while hating each other…because they are actors and self involved and hate the competition….Mexico is a huge country…they could all be in different zones, but it is safe to assume that no matter where they are they can get the purest cocaine available since they don’t need to deal with all the shit cut with cleaning detergents you find in America after it has made way across the border wall trump built….all while eating some damn tacos…because tacos are awesome…that I think Hilary Duff needs more of….while I try to stare at hers… The post Hilary Duff vs Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Aniston in Bikinis in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still can’t understand how Christie Brinkley is sixty-f*&king-three and still a total pants fire, but then again, I never did pay much attention to science in school. Anyway, here’s Christie and her two daughters in bikinis for one of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos and Christie somehow looks better than both of them. I know. It makes no sense. But whatever, just go with it, and enjoy.
Normally, when I introduce you guys to a new hottie, I’m at least able to tell you a couple things about her, like where she’s from or what she’s into. But this time, looks like I’m going to have to just make something up. So meet Dasha Anikyda . According to my “sources,” this busty Russian loves long walks on the beach and sending dirty selfies to pasty bloggers. Here’s hoping anyway. Enjoy!
I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia ‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.
