Okay, I’m just going to say what we are all thinking—Miley Cyrus needs to open a bikini farm. Not so much a farm where they grown bikinis, though that would be awesome, but she needs to run a real working farm all while wearing a bikini…. read more
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Anyone Else Want To See Miley Cyrus Farm In A Bikini?
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Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot… Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis… In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do… And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do. It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage! Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties! With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt… I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in…. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day
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I guess this is Malin Akerman and some chick named Michelle Monaghan decided to do a mutual Suicide jump like they were Asian students that didn’t get accepted to their school and couldn’t face being a disappointment to their family – only instead of dying – they are doing it in a fun and playful not very sexy but still in bikinis way…. I guess this could have ended in paralysis but instead it ended in her husband Chris Pratt’s nice pool that will be hers after the divorce as these things usually workout… The post Michelle Monaghan & Malin Akerman Bikini Jump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Michelle Monaghan & Malin Akerman Bikini Jump of the Day
Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini sluts, Bikinis, chris-pratt, Divorce, french, Hollywood, News, Sex, usually-workout
People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good …. Here’s her birthday dance – amazing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day
Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys…. Here we go: Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut.. Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut… Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut. Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut… Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut. McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT… Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut.. Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut. Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT… Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT The post Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day
Only in America can an immigrant from socialist Denmark, take her hot body to America where she had a model agency repping her, so that she could get her work visa and stay in America barely working, unless you count working all the rich guys….with a hot body…that she gets into a bikini as often as she can to get publicity for her hot body – not necessarily making that much money, but being thrown into a circle of people with a lot of money only to eventually get knocked up by one and be set for life… The rumor is that this immigrant model with a hot body has hit the mainstream with her photoshoots, most that she did for free, and is now fucking with Leo Dicaprio – the model fucker, but still the number one Playboy in America….and if that’s not making it for an immigrant model, it’s definitely livng that American dream that most Americans are too fat to live…. Here are some of her best pics… The post Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day
Tagged agdal, Bikini, Bikinis, esquire, Hollywood, immigrant, immigrant-model, instagram, life, mainstream, photoshoots, Sfw, topless, white, work
Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies and I guess Vinyl, which worked out pretty well for her……..so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….even when the tits are weirdly shaped, underdeveloped or over developed, a bare tit is just communicates directly to our souls…it’s probbaly a survival, baby breast feeding, the first thing we see other than afterbirth is tit…and we carry that through life, unless we weren’t breast fed and just end up emotionally detached weirdos like a puppy taken away from its mother too long. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…but I don’t really know who anyone besides the a list are. Too many whores trying to make it, too many whores who have made it, it’s better to just reduce them to their tits, or lack there of tits, to really celebrate their actual contribution to our lives, because another movie role by an actor who feels she is talented or an artist, is just bullshit noise that takes away from tit. The interesting thing about this shoot for W MAGAZINE is that W MAGAZINE, not a porn site, posts nude and slutty instagram inspired pics of girls The post Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day
Tagged bennyhollywood, Bikini, Bikinis, car, grow-audience, juno temple, kids, poi, really-inspire, really-know, started-acting, TMZ
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