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18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy

Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 and you know what that means….her parents exploited her, stressed her out, spoiled her to keep her motivated then robbed her of a childhood, when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform put on her, breaking her spirit and creating a vapid little ego….leaving her totally delusional and addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate things and retain or grow audience so that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3….. She’s doing it with bikinis and hot young tit…good strategy for me, better than that other childstar Gary Coleman who did it with slowly self destructing before dying… I don’t remember ever posting pics of her before, all these bitches blend into each other, and as long as slutty selfies happen – thants what matters. VIDEO: The post 18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Spreads Out Good

I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models  Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Sophie Simmons Squishes In Little Lingerie

I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski And Her Mom Have Natural Talents

Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from. Continue reading

Bella Thorne Does Galore Good

Remember those killer Bella Thorne bikini pictures from a few weeks back ? Well, today we finally found out what they were for: a new photoshoot Bella was doing for Galore Magazine . Huh. I always just assumed they were part of Bella’s ongoing quest to make my pants region go supernova. Anyway, here’s the end result, and it’s hands down one of the best photoshoots I’ve seen in weeks. So either way, mission accomplished, Bella. Congrats.

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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are…. It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits… The post Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me… What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way. There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying… This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands….. They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird.. Garbage… The post Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career… All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her.. I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics.. The post Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits.. It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment…. There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to.. The post Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are best friends – not that these kinds of people have any feelings besides self love – but they can pretend they are best friends because they are actors and can pretend that only they understand each other – you know overpaid not quite hot enough to deserve all the attention they get – but they probably don’t realize that…in their delusions and constant feedback by the parents who made them and their careers…both being in the industry from a young enough age to have parents who robbed them of their youth…coupled with an insane amount of executives who pay them and suck up to them and market them – because they make exponentially more money than they do on their performances…but they don’t know that, or care, because they always had money – and have lots of money – so it’s like not having money at all..it doesn’t exist to them…. They are so egotistical, self involved, they don’t even need to get in bikinis at their beach media event for the paparazzi, they can show up in blankets because they are just that fucking important..too good for fucking bikinis, and in Benson’s face, probably too fat… I prefer girls who are less lazy and comfortable – who are getting in bikinis in the Midwest on a Sunny Day in March to get that bikini selfie for their instagram – that magical bikini pic that will open all their doors for them – like they were some other slut like Em Rat Cow – who went from naked fame hungry whore – to black dress at the CFDA last night ….dreams do come true…but once they do, all these bitches get lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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