Remember Jessica Simpson for Memorial Day – showing you all that is right with America, that a woman with a pervert dad with GOD on his side can become a billionaire all while being dumb as fuck – all because of these big veiny, recently fit, old, mom massive tits…with a surprisingly flat weight watchers sponsored stomach… This is the American Dream…in action..so fertile…reminding me of everything wrong in my life because my fat wife is a morbidly obese woman with small tits…not a fat chick who managed to keep her tits after losing the fat tits….and the last natural tits I’ve grabbed were so long ago as all strippers I pay are implants…what a tease. The post Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is MARLENA POSA and she decided to do a DrunkenStepfather Snapchat takeover. My snapchat is DrunkStepfather, you can scan this pic: I realize that snapchat is the future, but I still hate all social media, I see people snapping their lives, and watching everyone’s bullshit life, and the whole thing is a huge waste of fucking time….but the kids fucking love it and I love getting my girls to get in bikinis and convene with you perverts outside of the site – because I am a modern day Patch Adams – making your shitty life better…. Follow DrunkStepfther on snap…it’s not the future, if anything it’s outdated with some old timer trying to navigate the new media landscape for the pussy…but it still happened – watch. The post DrunkStepfather Memorial Day Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Just imagine for a moment, you’re on vacation visiting Las Vegas. All of the incredible buildings, the strangely wonderful people, the food, the lights, the shows, and all of a sudden you look up at see Jennifer Lopez in a bikini top and white shorts shaking her magnificent rear end… Honestly, that’s how I want to go. … read more
Just imagine for a moment, you’re on vacation visiting Las Vegas. All of the incredible buildings, the strangely wonderful people, the food, the lights, the shows, and all of a sudden you look up at see Jennifer Lopez in a bikini top and white shorts shaking her magnificent rear end… Honestly, that’s how I want to go. … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Best Way to Give a Handy? Ask a Porn Star! Fleshbot Jemma Lucy pops a titty Taxi Driver Movie Tia Shipman nude in Treats Magazine The Nip Slip Juana Burga topless for Richard Bernardin Drunken Stepfather Russian hottie Olga Kobzar is a naked Mickey Mouse Egotastic All Stars Dillion Harper and Karlee Grey are busty flag girls Boobie Blog Emily Senko bikinis for Nasty Gal Last Men on Earth Bryan Singer promises more of the new mutants in Apocalypse deleted scenes Double Viking Another day, another Abigail Ratchford hand bra costume Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Best Way to Give a Handy? Ask a Porn Star! Fleshbot Jemma Lucy pops a titty Taxi Driver Movie Tia Shipman nude in Treats Magazine The Nip Slip Juana Burga topless for Richard Bernardin Drunken Stepfather Russian hottie Olga Kobzar is a naked Mickey Mouse Egotastic All Stars Dillion Harper and Karlee Grey are busty flag girls Boobie Blog Emily Senko bikinis for Nasty Gal Last Men on Earth Bryan Singer promises more of the new mutants in Apocalypse deleted scenes Double Viking Another day, another Abigail Ratchford hand bra costume Steakwood … read more
Jennifer Lopez reminds me of a stripper I used to get lap dances from on the weekly….because I am a married man and having a connection with a set of 50 year old tits that had no business being in the strip club – not because she was fat – but because she was old. but that were still in the strip club – giving lap dances like it was still the glory days – because people like me appreciated her hustle… She reminded us of the good old days, she thought she was still in the good old days, she brought 90s stripper to life, she didn’t make us feel like a creep grabbing her olde tits because she’s been down that road so many times – rather than some 18 year old doing it to live the hip hop life..she felt familiar…not good – pretty soft actually -but familiar… Like Jennifer Lopez, she was weathered…but reminded us of when our lives were younger and better, so they just kept her coming it, it didn’t harm anyone, and she didn’t realize all the young people laughed at her, because the money still flowed in and guys still grabbed her tits, giving her the illusion she was still what she was… No one around J.Lo will tell her to shut the fuck up, they all want to make money off her, or do make money off her, so no matter how desperate she is, she’s still J.Lo…with her loyal fans….milking it so hard she’s killin’ it…and not in a good way, as her body slowly kills itself with aging…because she’ old…yet still at clubs in bikinis…it makes no sense – but it happened… She’s so old…hosting clubs – this is so weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top at a Club Despite Being Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the hottest Britney “the mom years” Video ever… Like the homecoming queen, or the prom Queen, or the Queen of England, or the queen at the drag show doing its make-up – Britney Spears is Everything..and this video she posted is what makes her the Memorial Day Queen.. It’s a little slow motion, pull out of the pool and beach yourself in a bikini…. She is our forever girl. She’s forever. She is always. Not just on Memorial Day and not just someone we’ve left in the early 2000s, she’s iconic and immortal…even when she falls a apart….and for that she is a spirit to us all…just not her family, she’s a puppet to them…that’s how the afford the pool… Let this video inspire you…for a better tomorrow…and that you may need to be a medicated sculpted hunk of muscle and flesh to really be careless and free…or maybe you just need to be rich and Britney Spears to really not give a fuck…or maybe we can all be like this…so girls….get in your fucking bikinis… This is what everything is about..EVERYTHING.. The post Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The most impressive thing about Kate Hudson is that her well versed pussy, a pussy that had been working the Hollywood scene since she was probably 14 or 15, thanks to her parents being Vapid celebrities who don’t really care so much about traditional parenting, but know their kids have it made and can really do nothing if they want, party if they want, or become hit comedic actresses through family friends…if they want…. We all know what Kate Hudson chose, getting knocked up young by an old man she met at a rock show…and carrying that behavior dating everyone all while financing her lifestyle with shitty fucking movies that paid well….I always saw her as a young mom who probably didn’t raise her own kid…a beat up vagina at a young age….far too stretched out for my micropenis…so I never really bothered paying attention… But now she’s in Shape Magazine at 40, a magazine for people in their 40s, perfect for a star who only people in their 40s would care to read up on… She can pull this well lit, well shot even if the pics are lame…now that she’s got fake tits…and a toned mom body….but she’s still photoshopped so hard that you can’t see her broken soul…. The post Kate HUdson Too Old to be in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been saying that Taylor Swift is pregnant…because I was told she is pregnant by more than one person who would know that Taylor Swift would be pregnant…but I guess she’s not pregnant…because she’s posted this bikini pic and as you know 3 month pregnant girls don’t wear bikinis when trying to keep the shit secret… It is Gigi Hadid’s 21st Birthday and it amazes me that we live in a world where people like Taylor Swift don’t only exist, but excel and make so much money of idiot fans, all for producing garbage content…to the point where they are not only richer than fucking god, or more powerful than god, and not just based on their egos alone, but based on the adorning fans throwing their figurative panties at them…makin’ it rain on them…without their stripping… Seeing her escorted out by security, you know to keep her safe, would be far more interesting if there was an assassination in progress…I mean if you’re gonna have crazed fans…make them fucking count… Garbage…but I think she looked better when she wasn’t Taylor Momson hair…what’s this “edgy” new look…cunt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Probably Not Still Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
